Karaoke Night Chapter 17: Cliffjump and Gears, a transformers/beast wars fanfic

Guess who's back

RoadRage: Who?

NightCat: ooooooooo who???

well *looks around*...KitKat was here...*looks around*

R.R.: she 'was'?

*nods* yeah...

KitKat: oh yeah i was here huh? lol

NightCat: *huggles* yay!!!!

SHE'S BACK!!! HURRAY!!

RoadRage: see...told ya two that she wouldn't leave forever...

yeah...i know! i mean she is co-author!

RoadRage: *nods*

KitKat: lol i missed you guys so much!!!

me&RoadRage: we missed ya to!

so...now...back to the intro. ...would you like to do the disclaimer KitKat...

KitKat: we don't own any of the transformers except our guys, and we don't own any of the songs!!!!!!!!!

NightCat: lol ur good at that!!!!!

KitKat: thankx

yeah! now...ON TO THE SHOW!!

RoadRage: enjoy...also…Autobotsrule555 suggested Cliffjumper's group song, and Haluwasa2 suggested Gears's song!

Both Earth-stationed femmes looked at each other and smiled.

//Minibots// they sent to each other. They looked over at the group, then back at each other, smiling. Quickly, NightCat and RoadRage bounded off, grinning from audio receptor to audio receptor.

When they reached the small group, the Minibots turned and faced them. All of their optic ridges rose as they wondered why the two femmes were smiling.

"What do you two want?" Cliffjumper asked, crossing his servos over his chest. The femmes looked at each other, still smiling, and glanced back.

"Oh, we were just wondering if y'all would like to sing" NightCat replied. The Minibots looked at each other, then back.

"No" they all replied, and the smiled faded from the femmes' faceplates.

"Why not?" the jaguar femme asked.

"Yeah, ain't like y'all are doin' anythin' now. Besides, 'Bee and Brawn did" RoadRage argued. The red minibot looked over at his fellow minibots, then back.

"Still, don't see why we should…"

The red Ferrari femme sighed and muttered, "If you do, I'll get you a can of the Twin's high-grade."

All the minibots', and even NightCat's, optic ridges rose.

"The Twin's you say? Hmm…alright…I'll do it."

Then the red minibot and the rest of the minibots headed towards the stage, and the red Ferrari sighed.

//So, now you owe Brawn, Cliffjumper, and the minibots high-grade…how are you going to get the Twins to give you it?// NightCat sent via. comm.-link to her friend.

//Easy…don't tell them…//

Both femmes grinned, and the red minibot and others began singin…and dancing?!

//They really must want that high-grade// NightCat sent to RoadRage.

RoadRage sighed and replied, //Yeah…I noticed…//

Soulja boy off in this OH
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat oh
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)

Soulja boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat oh
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)

Soulja boy off in this oh
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat oh
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When i do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat dance
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo
And if we get the fightin
Then i'm c***
You catch me at yo local party
Yes i crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
"i got me some bathin apes"

I'm bouncin on my toe
Watch me super soak dat oh
I'ma pass it to arab
Then he gon pass it to don loc (loc)
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja boy, i'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
Sayin its the rubberband man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
OH, so don't do it like me
Folk, i see you tryna do it like me
Man that damn was ugly

Im to clean off in this oh
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that roosavelt
And super soak that OH
And super soak that OH
And super soak that OH
And super soak that OH
And super soak that OH

Im to fresh up in this oh
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man that DO
Super man that DO
Super man that DO
Super man that DO
Super man that DO
Super man that DO

Once the song ended, everyone cheered for the Minibots. Spike and Carly were among those who cheered, and then the blonde turned and asked the other teen a question.

"Hey Spike, I was wonderin', ho do they know how to do the 'Soulja Boy'?"

Spike shrugged, not knowing too. Then the minibots, except for one, headed off the stage. The one that remained picked the microphone off of the stand and waited for the music to begin. Once it began, the Rec. Room was filled once more with singing. It was Gears's voice.

Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries
For the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata?

Yeah. It's our motto!

What's a motto?

Nothin'! What's-a-motto with you?!

Those two words will solve all your problems.

That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why...when he was a young warthog

When I was a young warthog

Very nice

Thanks.

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after ev'ry meal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

And, oh, the shame
Oh, the shame!
Thought of changin' my name
What's in a name?
And I got downhearted
How did ya feel?
Ev'rytime that I...

Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!

Oh, sorry.

Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna --

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata!

I say "Hakuna"

I say "Matata"

Most of the Autobots were clapping, while some were laughing. The Twins were laughing, as well as the femmes.

'Hey Sides', Sunny, I think I've found you're new them song." Both Twins nodded and continued to laugh. Gears smirked and then walked off the stage. Sunstreaker walked back on stage.

"Who wants to go next?"

A voice replied, "I guess I'll go." The mech then walked up the stairs and onto the stage.

…TBC…

RoadRage: so...what now?

what we usually do...disclaimer...don't own 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy' by Soulja Boy and 'Hakuna Matata' on the Lion King.

KitKat: ................

....the end....

RoadRage: lovely ending...

yeah i know...im tired! see y'all next chapter!

KitKat: yeah same

Also…all you readers who wish to suggest a song…need to get a couple more to finish up…remember , don't pick the following bots and remember to keep the songs male-mech and female-femme orientated songs…

Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Jazz, Blaster, Prowl, Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Inferno, Red Alert, Trailbreaker, Brawn, Ratchet, Hound, Aerielbots, Seaspray, Blurr, Hot Rod, Springer, Windcharger, Bumblebee, Ultra Magnus, Elita-One, Arcee, Chromia, SkyFire, Moonracer, Powerglide, Wheeljack, Mirage, Cliffjumper, Gears, Protectorbots, Huffer, Skids, Cosmos, and Tracks!

Also…if anyone could give me songs for the following mechs…that would be GREAT! Also…that means I will be done with the Autobot karaoke…

Grapple, Hoist, and Warpath…

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