A/N ok and here's for more grandma Mae… it's a crazy trip, and you don't need a car or even a ship…were talking stargate! Yeahp hope you're enjoying it.
'Wow, these really are great!' vala commented
'I told ya' cam smiled as he stuffed another macaroon into his mouth.
'Wow…I really didn't think…all these grandma Mae cooking…stories were true' jack mumbled in between chewing.
'Don't talk with your mouth full son' grandma Mae corrected him. 'Like the good book says….he who speaks with manna in mouth shall certainly choke and die…and he shall perish as the dirt on the ground' she smiled.
'Grandma mae?' vala asked
'Yes' grandma mae poured more tea into her cup
'I'm not particularly familiar with the earth bible…but I don't recall that being written' vala questioned
'Well child have you read the entire bible?' grandma Mae questioned
'Well no...But teal'c lent me his tapes and I'm almost finished psalms…number 119 seems to go for like two tapes though' vala pondered
'Well I'm glad you're reading it but…. I'm sure you can't council a woman that has read it all her life on what is and is not in the bible' she commented as she sipped her tea.
'Look ol…' vala began
'Vala!' Daniel poked her ribs with his elbow, receiving a thankful smile from cam.
A long silence fell upon the table…
'Yeahp these are the best macaroons I ever had' Daniel smiled as he reached for another one
'Indeed' teal'c nodded.
1 hour later in the lounge room…
'Vala what is that? Sam asked as she noticed the new group of pictures on her leg cast
'It's Daniel' she smiled simply
'It looks like a horse?' jack asked
'Mustang' she explained
'I thought it was Daniel…?' Sam questioned
'It is see I'm a panther…coz there pretty...and have great bod's...and jacks a lion coz he's a leader..Daniels a mustang... because he's hot...with great muscles and cams a pig…coz he's squishy.' She explained
'Oh' Sam nodded
'I'm a what?' cam accused
'Pig darling' she smiled
'I have the distinct feeling that you're not going to be living this down for a long time….porky...squishy' Daniel laughed
'Well that's just nasty coming from Mr. hot muscles guy' cam retorted
'You both have multiple similar features' teal'c nodded
'You know Daniel sarcasm does not become you' cam noted
'Do all things as you are doing them for the lord' Grandma Mae interjected
'Yes Daniel I'm sure god doesn't condone sarcasm' Sam agreed with a distinct tone of laughter in her voice.
'Well actually sarcasm is condoned in the bible' Grandma Mae added
'It is...are you sure?' jack questioned.
'Where?' teal'c asked.
'When Elijah taunted the Baal worshiper to light their bull on fire…he was very sarcastic' Grandma Mae explained
'Yes, he said their god was in the privy and they should call louder' teal'c recalled
'When was that part of the bible recorded? Vala asked
'1040-580 BC' grandma Mae answered
Vala thought it over for a moment 'oh...well that's what 3-ish thousand years ago…no ba'al was actually taking over zuppach...'
'Vala...shut up' Daniel nudged her.
'Oops, sorry' she grinned nervously before finishing her picture 'there' she squiggled a curly tail on cam
'All done squishy' she winked to him…
''never ever never...gonna live that down' jack laughed as he took another swig of his lemonade
''so grandma Mae...whats the story behind squishy?' sam questioned
'Oohh, yes I hope it's better than the cam shaft story' vala leaned in paying close attention….
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