Scene 4: Kong
A cart with a huge hoard of bananas, operated by some of Bowser's minions, drives away. Meanwhile, Donkey Kong soundly defeats other minions, then leaps out of the foliage onto a cliff, roars angrily, and beats his chest.
Donkey Kong: All, right. Where'd those scumbags run off to?
He sees the cart with the hoard of bananas on the dirt road below and bellows angrily. A goomba on the cart fires three Bullet Bills at Donkey Kong, who prepares to block. Suddenly, Diddy Kong leaps out of the foliage and off of Donkey Kong's head, pulls out two peanut popguns, and shoots down two Bullet Bills. He then turns upside-down and shoots down the third Bullet Bill, which lands behind Donkey Kong. Diddy Kong lands beside Donkey Kong.
Diddy Kong: Whew. Just in time, eh?
Donkey Kong: No kidding.
The Bullet Bill explodes behind them.
Donkey Kong: Now, whaddya say we go get those banana thieves?
Diddy Kong puts away his peanut popguns as the cart drives away.
Diddy Kong: Whoo, yeah!
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong charge over the edge of the cliff to the foliage below.
(later)
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong stumble across a huge pile of bananas, and then start triumphantly beating their chests. Suddenly, they hear heavy footsteps behind them and turn around to see Bowser.
Diddy Kong: Huh?
Donkey Kong: What?
Bowser roars menacingly.
Bowser: This is better than I could have hoped.
Donkey Kong: Oh, it's you. Whatever you're up to this time, Bowser, you won't get away with all these bananas.
Diddy Kong assumes a kung fu stance.
Diddy Kong: Yeah. You don't scare us, scales for brains.
Bowser: Oh, don't I?
Bowser pulls out a Dark Cannon and charges it. Donkey Kong gasps.
Donkey Kong: Uh-oh.
He winds up a Giant Punch and takes aim at Diddy Kong.
Donkey Kong: Hold still, little buddy. It's for your own good.
He punches Diddy Kong out of the forest, prompting Diddy Kong to look on in horror as Bowser shoots Donkey Kong with the Dark Cannon.
Diddy Kong: DK!
Diddy Kong disappears over the horizon as Bowser walks over to the fallen Donkey Kong trophy.
Bowser: At last, I have the mighty Donkey Kong. (evilly) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!