A/N thanking my reviewers...
elleelle
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lutenant colonel sam carter
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and laura sally
a special thankyou to my new allerters
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if i may
and i burton 874
and the adorable lutenant colonel sam carter, for her bouncing at the idea of squishy.
i hope i didnt miss anyone
and now for those of you who didnt review, im extremley dissapointed in you all.
i understand some of you may have been unable and so i fogive freely.
[glares at you with a slight smile]
i considered holding out on you all, but i could hardly punish those who did review. =D
so i do expect reviews on the next chapter.
if you dont mind...please...
ok so im not so good at this being firm buisness, but please, i really want more reviews.
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and i appolagize in advanced for bad spelling and grammer in this chapter, my computer has recently had a new hard drive installed and microsoft office isnt installed yet. so im typing in word pad and i'm a terrible speller with no spell check sorry, but i'll do my best. =D
'squishy was a name, i have had for cameron since he was about four years old' grandma mae began.
'no, no grandma mae please' cam begged.
'oh hush' she grinned
'please grandma mae, dont tell them...I'll ...I'll fix the barn door...' cam began begging.
'the one that you promised to fix last year?' she retorted.
'yes, yes I'll go and fix it now...please grandma mae'
'like the good word says, parents are issued the divine right to embarrass thy child.'
'are you sure it says that grandma mae?' vala questioned.
'I'm sure' she nodded
'no it dosen't' daniel argued.
'no..I'm sure it does, in ecclesiasties chapter 6'
'uhh ..no it dosent' jack stated.
'well somewhere it says something about a parent and a child' grandma mae noted, with the slightest hint of frustration.
'parents do not be irritating your child' teal'c corrected.
'c'mon grandma mae..just tell us' vala begged.
'well...'
'look grandma mae, im off to do the barn door' cam stood and walked slowly to the door
'okay, if that door is being fixed, i suppose i can hold a secret' grandma mae agreed.
'alright...can i have a hand teal'c its realy heavy' cam asked
'why dont you take all the young lads with you?' grandma mae suggested.
'better take jack too' vala giggled
'i dont need that much help' cam said
'many hands make light work' grandma mae smiled
'the bible says that' vala rolled her eyes to sam
'and besidees your young girlfriends and i could do with a little getting to know each other.
'i do not believe mitchel is dating either...' teal'c began
'it's a just a saying' daniel explained
'oh and dont leave vala out,but...' jack winked before stumbeling to a halt, and leaving the room.
'the tau'ri have many strange sayings' teal'c thought aloud before leaving the room.
'what?' sam looked at the confused look on valas face.
'did jack just call me old?' vala questioned
'you just called him old' sam retorted
'yeah..but he is' vala noted
'do you realize that your like two years older than him?' sam informed her
'i dont look it do i?' vala worried.
'mmm?' sam concidered it
before vala left running to the mirror, to check her image.
'vanity, is a striving after the wind' grandma mae noted
'king solomon?' sam asked
'yes' grandma mae looked pleased.
'soo, grandma mae...whats the story behind squishy?' sam asked
'no, i gave cameron my word' grandma mae smiled
'c'mon grandma mae' sam shifted on the chair, as she rearanged her plasterd leg. 'i have the feeling that you arnt as sweet and innocent as you pretend. are you?' sam questioned
'I'm sure i don't know what you mean child' grandma mae fiddled with her shawl
'i noticed you had a nearly empty bottle of johnny walker in your kitchen cupboard...'
'yes?' grandma mae leaned in paying extera attention.
'how's about you tell me the story, and when I get home I'll send you a couple bottles of johnny walker blue label' sam raised her eyebrows in chalange
grandma mae considered it for a moment 'I suppose thats a fair deal' grandma mae smiled.
'ok, it was when cam was about three and a half when he first began having regular visits to my house every weekend...in the mornings...
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hours later
'c'mon cam, get in the car, were never gonna get home before dark at this rate' jack complined
'goodbye grandma mae...look after yourself, I'll be up next month.' cam huged her before hoping in the car
'ok, love you squishy..and drive safe...' she smiled
'it was great to meet you grandma mae' sam smiled
'you too' grandma mae winked at her
'am i missing something here?' cam asked
'ask no questions and be told no lies' grandma mae grinned.
'ok bye' cam laughed as he began driving down the long drive way.
'well I kinda like grandma mae allot' daniel smiled
'i like her macaroons allot' jack smiled as he pulled one out of his pocket
'indeed' teal'c also produced one out of thin air
sam followed in suit before smiling evily at daniel as he produced yet another one from his pocket and handed it to a sulking vala.
'dont want it' she whined
'whats wrong? he questioned...
'hey..isn't there a no eating in my car rule? cam questioned angrily.
'c'mon cam you cant introduce us to grandma mae's macaroons and expect us not to eat them' jack complained
'i believe ValaMalDuran is greaving for something' teal'c noted
'yeah...grandma mae's macaroons' jack laughed as he swallowed his last mouthfull.
'well, i thought it was a delightfully tasty day' daniel grinned
'i thought it was a verry informational' sam giggled
cam immediatly looked at her is the review mirror, but dismissed her comment by her casual attitude.
'i have wrinkles...I'm old' vala whined
'oh...honey, I'm sorry...your still buetifull.' daniel crooned with compassion
'and this is something new?' jack retorted.
vala began crying as sam raised her voice over the noise.
'can we stop in and get some alcahol on the way home?' sam questioned
'you'r not allowed to drink with those pain killers' jack reminded her
'it's not for me..Its a pressant for a friend' she smiled
'no problemb sam' cam smiled
'what do you want? i'll runin and get it for ya' jack asked
'just two bottles of johnny walker'
'red label?' jack asked
'blue' she replied
'oh, damn it' cam cursed
'what?' jack looked at him
'oh i was suppost to get grandma mae one...it's her faveroute...oh, well I'll get it next visit.
'I'm sure she'll get by without it untill then' sam agreed seariously.
A/N sorry, i didn't divoulge the secret of grandma mae's squishy story, but i got side tracked with this slightly better idea... hope your enjoying it though...and remember i want reviews before i post more..and again sorry for the spelling, once i get office installed i'll edit it and re-post. =D