A/N ok so I hope you like this, I decided not to tell you the story until the last chapter...evil am I. Lol
The secret part 3
Sam stood in the queue at the post office, cam standing close behind her, holding the bottles in his hands.
She had tried to get Daniel to come along, but cam insisted that he had to post something anyway. It was easier to move around these days, her arm was healing, and the crutches were ok once you got the hang of them.
Finally Sam reached the counter, and handed the desk clerk her bottles, cam hung back a little after he had handed the goods over. And Sam filled out the form, and address, and then as a voice boomed in her ear she jumped 10ft high.
'Grandma Mae!' cam realized 'she told you didn't she!'
'What?' Sam tried pretending that she was ignorant.
'Don't play dumb with me carter...you bribed her didn't you!' he accused
'I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about' she shrugged as she pushed the package across the desk, smiling courteously and then began toward the car.
'I can't believe you, your evil you know'
'Oh c'mon cam it's not even that bad!' Sam giggled as she made her way to the car.
'Sam, it's about trust' he retorted
'Shut up...squishy' she smiled
With a huff cam walked silently past her and climbed in his side
'Fine I'll get the door myself then' she stated sarcastically.
After struggling into the car she huffed annoyingly.
'Wow somebody's annoyed' Vala complained
'Yeah...that happens when your friends go behind your back' cam retorted.
Daniel immediately caught on and rolled his eyes 'aren't you being a little dramatic cam?'
'Oh, no I'm telling you she bribed my grandma,' cam argued
'It wasn't like that' Sam retorted
'She told you about squishy, I fixed her barn door'
'You told him about the priest story' Vala interrupted
'What! And you told Vala!' cam sounded annoyed
'No...Vala what? You knew?' Sam sounded genuinely shocked.
Vala looked guilty before pointing at Sam 'she can be very persuasive...you know, I think her words were' I have the feeling that you aren't as sweet and innocent as you pretend. Are you?' Vala raised her eyebrows in mock disgust.
'She was very taking advantage of an old lady' cam agreed
'I was not!' Sam looked angrily at Vala, who looked innocently back
'The rendering of the story that I heard was that grandmother Mae was eager to share' Teal'c confirmed
'Yes she was...and where did you all hear this story from? Sam looked accusing at Vala
'What, I can't help what I hear' she defended herself
'Oh but I'm sure you can help standing behind a door for ten minutes' Daniel noted
'Daniel! I'm never telling you anything again' Vala pouted
'Yes you will'
'No I won't
'I believe Vala MalDuran finds it almost impossible to conceal a piece of information, I have no reason to fear a promise of silence' Teal'c added
'Shut up' Vala slapped his arm, Teal'c didn't flinch but Vala was left holding her stinging hand
'Cam shook his head 'I can't believe it' he muttered again
'Oh c'mon I'm sorry; now get home before jack burns dinner.'
'You can burn salad?' Daniel added
'Jack can' Sam smiled
'You can't, it's impossible' Vala argued
'I believe they are not speaking literally however the implication is that colonel O'Neill, ruins all food he attempts to cook' Teal'c explained
'Unless it's cooked with beer' Daniel explained
'Oh...that's a bit like cam' Sam giggled' as she received a glare from him 'oh c'mon cam...how long are you going to be grumpy with me'
'Until I get my own back' he grumbled
'Oh no I'm soo scared' Sam teased
'Oh yes be afraid very afraid' he retorted, as he pulled out of the parking lot.
A/N just wanting to thank lovably17 for the next few chapters, revenge is sweet, and it's all her idea! Please review!