A/N ok and for the beginning of the tormenting. Hope you enjoy. :D with special thanks to lovably 17 again, and Ltcolonelsamcarter.

It was late, when cam began; he had been seething over the whole grandma Mae thing for a day or so now.

'So, jack, do you want to hear the story...the real one?' cam offered

And the room, went silent, arguments over the latest TV show, were silenced.

'What do you mean?' jack questioned

'The real story, about how Sam hurt herself' cam explained

Sam spluttered on her drink, before coughing out. 'Cam no'

'Sam...Yes' he retorted

'Cam you promised' Sam argued

'Let's call it pay back shall we?'

'Cam do I have to make that an order?' Sam challenged

'Since the two of you are of equal ranking, I do not believe that you can order Colonel Mitchell to do anything, SamanthaCarter' Teal'c interrupted.

'Cam!' Sam stood shakily on her good leg and attempted crossing the room

'Grandma Mae Sam!'

'Cam!' she tripped on Daniels leg, and came crashing magnificently down, landing half on Daniel and half on jack.

'Oh, look clumsy when she's angry, the story of your life isn't it Sam' he smiled smugly

'Cam shut up' she whined from her new place on the ground

'What story?' jack complained

'The one about how Sam really hurt herself'

'Cam!' she let out one last warning tone

'Sam, listen you bribed Grandma Mae, for possibly the most embarrassing information in my life, and now I want to embarrass you'

'What's all this stuff about Grandma Mae?' jack shouted in frustration

'Sam chucked a wobbly and slipped, it wasn't any accident' cam blurted

'What?' Daniel laughed

'Yeah that right, it was because she was too busy going over in her head what to say to me, that's why'

'Cam!' she scolded

'You were angry!' Daniel laughed

'Yes Daniel yes I was angry' Sam snapped as she tried to turn over.

'Yes you were, because I said you 'couldn't play with those readings.'

'you made a promise!' she threw, the first thing she could find, quiet skilfully at cam's face'

The tissue box hit him hard, and yet he continued 'yes, she chucked a fruity, because she wanted to look at those things she found, and I said no, so she picked up her back pack and stormed off, I was part way through apologising, when she turned and glared at me, and then, as she turned to keep walking in a huff might I add, she tripped, slipped and fell' he explained

'How come didn't we notice?'

'Oh you were too busy trying to rebuff the eyes Vala was making at you' cam answered

'Well Teal'c was there' Daniel whined

'I Infact was aware of the situation, I just saw no need to embarrass Samantha, any further' Teal'c commented

'No she does a good enough job of that herself' jack laughed as he poked at her teasingly.

'Sam slapped his hand away and spoke sharply. 'You just wait Cameron Mitchell...I'm going to get you for this!'

They were supposed to be leaving today, I'm all better now, and I don't need babying...or teasing' sam muttered as she stirred the cake mix

'You realize I'm part of them' jack exclaimed

'You're not so bad' Sam apologized

'Well thanks' jack mockingly sounded offended.

'sorry, no I like having you here, our great, I mean you don't tease me too much, and you read to me every night, I like that...but I'm getting sick of them, it's just too much, I just want some peace and quiet you know' Sam explained

'You're just upset about cam teasing you so much'

'And Vala...and Teal'c...you know it's all of them'

'Except me' jack complained again

'Yes I said your fine'

'What's wrong with Daniel?' jack questioned

'Ok Daniels ok...no i mean hes been teasing me, but thats just friendly banter...but cam, hes getting on my nerves, and vala, just she always has to be the centre of attention, and teal'c with his...smugginess'

'Smugginess?

'Yes smudginess, it's so annoying!' Sam complained.

'So cams upset you and you need some revenge?' jack summarised

'Yes ok that's it' Sam sighed

Jack stood and walked over to her 'so let's play dirty'

'Like?' Sam looked intrigued

Chocolate cake...you know how it tastes when you dump a half a box of bi-crab into it?' jack laughed

'How?' Sam asked

'Like a really big, really salty, disgusting pretzel'

'Interesting trivia'

'And who asked for cake?'

'Cam...ooh I like where this is going' Sam giggled.

A/N ideas from a certain link SA driver and lovably17's mom, oh and the cake I made last week in the next chapter war will be declared. Hope you review. :D