A/N sorry it's been a while I'm part way through moving ATM, it takes a while sorry, but I'm back with a vengeance. Lol I hope you enjoy.
'Mm that smells great!' cam grinned as he entered the house.
'Wow who's been cooking?' Vala added.
'I have!' Sam smiled brightly
'Well it smells great!' cam commended her.
'It's almost ready, I'll go cut you guys some' she suggested
Three eager thankyou's were mumbled and a pleasurable nod from Teal'c.
The team mates arranged their selves around the table, and moments later Sam arrived with a stack of small plates a cutting knife and a plate in hand.
She began cutting, when Daniel spoke up. 'How was your day Sam?'
'Very productive thank you, I did some washing, and I cleaned out some of my desk and baked this.' She replied.
It was about now that Daniel began getting suspicious. Maybe it was the anthropologist in him, but he'd noticed a few little things were off.
Maybe it was the way she twitched when she said, this. Or the way she scratched the back of her neck nervously when she went to get the cake. Or the fact that with four plates she obviously wasn't having any, or the most troubling, there was cake and jack wasn't in the room.
Sam passed the plates and Daniel excused himself, as he decided on finding jack.
'Thankyou Sam' Vala grinned pleasantly.
Sam was careful to hide the almost apologetic smile on her face as she passed the cake, but then again Vala had been teasing her too, so oh well.
Cam of course being the most eager, gulped down almost half his slice of cake in a single mouthful, he was closely matched by Vala, before he coughed, chewed cautiously and swallowed the lump down. Vala lacking table skills simply sp at hers out.
'Yuk!' the both complained in unison
'This is indeed quiet unsatisfactory 'Teal'c complained, although he had eaten like some sort of domesticated person and had only taken a small bite.
'Sam this is gross' cam complained as he poked the lump
'Drink drinks drink?' Vala was waving her hands unable to disguise the fowl taste with her water.
Sam smiled as cams face was still screwed up.
Oh sorry, what's wrong?' she questioned innocently
'It's burnt' cam huffed
'No it's salty' Vala complained
By now jack and Daniel had joined the table.
'It tastes like fish jerky if that's possible' cam mumbled
'What?' Sam giggled
'I don't know, it's just really gross' cam complained
Try it Daniel' Vala pushed her plate to him
'No thanks' he pushed it back.
'It's like pizza went wrong' cam added
'No its like got bad milk in I maybe, did you leave the milk on the bench again?' Vala asked
'No!' cam retorted
'Are you sure it was chocolate?' cam questioned
'YES!' Sam pretended to be offended
'I can't work out what it tastes like' Vala added
'It tastes like a pretzel' Teal'c informed her
'That's what I said!' jack agreed
'You didn't have any jack' cam noted instantly
Oh...umm' he wriggled in his seat, silently scolding himself for the outburst. 'Yeah no I did, I picked some of the plate here' he pointed to the one that Daniel and Vala had shoved away; it was conveniently, in front of him.
'No you didn't' cam scolded
'Well how did he know what it tastes like then cam' Vala noted
Sam was visibly uncomfortable.
'Because he's had it before... Sam this cake was no accident was it/' he looked at her seriously.
'Oh well I was so angry today, and you know how I get all clumsy when I'm angry' she smiled
'Oh...oh carter, you're in for it.' Cam spat as he pushed the cake away in disgust.
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Cam snuck past the bedrooms; he hoped they were all asleep by now. He got closer to Sam's bathroom with each step.
He heard the rumble of jack's voice reading, and he peeked through the crack of the door, they seemed to be getting progressively more comfortable. He thought as he wiped past the door.
Quietly he snuck in and found her shampoo, and squeezed the liquid in his hand into the bottle, a quick shake and he left a stealthily as he entered.
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Sam bounced around at her bathroom door.
'C'mon Daniel, this is why I hate sharing' Sam complained through the door
'Just a minute' Daniel whined
'And you thought Vala took forever' Sam winged
'Well she's still in the other bathroom isn't she?' he noted
'Yeah, hurry up I'm going to pee myself' Sam bounced
Ok ok I'm coming' Daniel huffed as he washed the soap suds from his hair, quickly he wrapped a towel around his waist and opened the door.
Sam was crouched down with a look of pain on her face, and then she looked at him and it turned into pure laughter.
'What?' Daniel asked, silently blushing, for fear he'd been too immodest with the towel.
Sam poked at his head, and smiled even wider, she then licked her finger and twisted a bit of his hair through it.
'Eww, gross Sam' Daniel whined
This only elicited a giggle from her.
'Sam?' Daniel looked concerned now
'Gotta pee' she ran in the bathroom, slamming the door.
Part way through relieving herself, she heard a very feminine scream.
'No, no, no, how? No!' Daniels voice echoed through the door.
Sam quickly washed her hands and went back into the room; she looked in the mirror from behind Daniel, slightly bemused as he tried rearranging his hair, hoping that would fix it.
'Ha! Gotcha cart...' cam paused as he rounded the corner, to see Daniel instead of Sam had fallen prey to his evil game.
'Cam!' Daniel looked worried.
'Opps...what were you doing using carters shower?' cam honestly sounded both concerned and remorcefull.
'No, no, huh?' Daniel spared cam a glance. 'You realize I have a meeting with the president tomorrow morning right?' Daniel scolded him.
'Like I said opps' cam shrugged apologetically.
Vala jack and Teal'c had now entered the room, both jack and Vala laughed hysterically.
'Wow, I love it' Vala bounced to his side and poked the hair
'It'sa, it'sa, nice, colour' jack mumbled
'Yeah, I really think it suits you' cam laughed.
'Cam, I have to go and see the president and brief him and an array of other world leaders tomorrow morning, with PINK HAIR! that is not laughable it is not ok, it's a disaster' Daniel stressed.
'Sorry' cam tried to contain his laughter 'but I didn't mean it for you' he tried to calm Daniel down.
'Cam, I am supposed to be accompanying him tomorrow' Sam snapped.
'Yeah, I know' he grinned.
'Right, this is war, you just died my... no war, and I tell you' Daniel stormed out of the room.
'Victory at all costs?' cam laughed again
'I'll give you victory at all costs' Sam pushed past him.
'Saam!' cam whined.
'You've gone and done it now' jack scolded him as he followed his other two team mates.
'Well Vala, you going to go side with Danny?' cam asked
'Muscles are you going to pick a side?' she asked curiously
'I believe DanielJackson looks quiet amusing with pink hair, I like where I am' Teal'c offered
'Then that's it Cameron, muscles and I are with you' she summarised
'Not with lover boy?' cam asked a little shocked
'Oh you know all that passion will be good for something later.' Vala smiled
'Oh yes, all is fair in love and war' cam sighed
'Oh don't think I have any preconceived schoolgirl concepts of fair play' Vala grinned evilly
'Nor I' Teal'c noted
'Well I'm glad to hear it...especially you Teal'c id are worried if you had schoolgirl concepts' cam teased.
Vala laughed before silencing herself under Tealc's firm glare.
'Ok, off to war peoples...and Teal'c ' Cam smiled brightly.
Oh this was going to be fun!
A/N I hope you enjoy it, if anyone has any ideas for future chapters just inbox me. :D