Scene 9: Grand Theft Brawl
A Waddle Dee walks along a dirt road. Luigi catches sight of it, jumps back, and assumes a nervous battle pose.
Luigi: Wah! Uh…s-s-stay back!
The Waddle Dee looks at Luigi for a moment, and then keeps walking. Luigi, relieved, wipes his brow, but then notices another Waddle Dee walking towards him, jumps back, and assumes a nervous battle pose.
Luigi: Yipe! Uh…s-s-s-stay back! Stay back!
Suddenly, King DeDeDe steps up behind Luigi and strikes him in the back with his hammer, sending him flying into the air.
Luigi: WOOOOOHOHOHOHOYAAAAAUGH!
Luigi descends as a trophy, which King DeDeDe catches on his hammer and tosses over his shoulder.
King DeDeDe: Heh heh heh. 2 E Z.
He slaps the Luigi trophy a couple of times, and then turns to some Waddle Dees nearby.
King DeDeDe: Good work, Waddle Dees. Time for phase 2.
They all leave the vicinity of the Luigi Trophy while Wario comes along on a floating cart with the Peach and Ness trophies in tow. Wario notices the Luigi trophy by the side of the road.
Wario: Huh?
He stops the cart, gets off, and walks to the Luigi trophy.
Wario: (in the trophy's face) Bah! (to himself) Ha ha ha! I sound like a dog.
He hoists the trophy over his head and prepares to leave, when suddenly, Waddle Dees leap out from everywhere and swarm Wario.
Waddle Dees: (a la Battle Creek Grunts) CHAAAAARGE! YEAH! COME ON! YEAH, MAN! GO FORWARD! GO FORWARD! OVER THERE! EEYAHOO! BOOYA! Etc.
Wario: (simultaneously) What the—AAUGH! GET AWAY FROM ME! NO!
Wario drops the trophy, which lands on the cart.
King DeDeDe: Thanks for the ride, sucker! Heh heh heh heh heh!
King DeDeDe rides away in Wario's cart with all three trophies in tow, and the Waddle Dees run away. Wario gets up, realizes the cart is gone, sees King DeDeDe riding away, and starts jumping up and down and yelling at King DeDeDe.
Wario: Hey! Come back here! I'm supposed to be the thief, not you!