The next victim, er I mean person is L!
Mikari: Yay, Panda-chan!
Me: Shush, you're ruining it!
Thanks for all the reviews :D
How to annoy the Hell out of L
1). Smash his computers.
2). Post his name and face all over the internet.
3).Tell him you know who Kira is.
4). When he asks who say "Who?"
5). Mimic everything he does.
6). Ask him if he takes pleasure in watching people.
7). Shout pervert every time he says something.
8). Put a sign on his hotel door saying "L resides in this room."
9). Remind him of his crazy stalker.
10). Scream Shinigami and fall on you butt, when L refers to Kira.
11). Tell him you know why he never shows his face.
12). After #11 throw a birthday party for him. Make sure to invite everyone.
13). Insist on calling him Panda-chan.
14). Tell him he sounds like a rapist when he uses his computer generated voice.
15). Offer him vegetables.
16). Stare at him for hours.
17). Ask him why his hair is black.
18). If he doesn't give you a reason, say he wants to be like a ninja, and do random hand signs.
19). Give him socks for his birthday.
20). When he refuses to wear them, scream like Gir, and yell "BUT I MADE DEM SPECIAL JUST FO' YOUZEZ!" and run around in a circle.
21). Speak French to him and tell him you're doing this because he looks French.
22). Tell him to grow up.
23). In L's presence, pull out a notebook and write in it, after a few seconds laugh a long manic laugh. After the laugh, walk away like nothing happened.
24). Whenever he's sitting in his weird way push him over and run.
25). Give him a cheesy theme song.
26). When he wonders why he has a theme song, say "Because all super detectives need a theme song!"
27). After every sentence he says yell "JUSTICE!"
28). As serious and as dramatic as you can, tell him you know the TRUE identity of Kira. When he seems interested, slowly lift a picture of a squirrel.
29). Tell him he should form his own Justice League.
30). Walk up to him and randomly yell "I'm Kira, hear me ROAR!"
31). Throw one red shirt in with all of his white shirts on laundry day.
32). Put sleeping pills and laxatives in his sweets.
33). Glomp him every hour of the day.
34). Repeat any and all of the numbers!
L is so fun to annoy! :)
L: Am not...You could be Kira...
Me: Eh, I'm not Kira. Chippy is*Pulls out a pic of a squirrel*
L: Not again!