Scene 18: R.I.P. R.O.B.
The Ancient Minister, floating on his platform in the middle of a vast desert, watches a massive subspace nexus in the distance. He hangs his head low and reminisces of countless R.O.B.s that died detonating Subspace Bombs in various locations, including the arena, the battlefield, and the ruined castle. He starts towing a Subspace Bomb when suddenly, one of Pit's arrows files in front of him. He turns his attention to the ground below, where Mario, Link, Pit, Kirby, and Yoshi spot him high above.
Pit: Darn it! Missed again!
Mario: Your aim is-a really bad these days, isn't it?
Pit: Never mind that.
The Ancient Minister flies away.
Link: Quickly! After him!
Pit: No need to tell me twice.
Mario, Link, Pit, Kirby, and Yoshi run after the Ancient Minister.
(later)
The Ancient Minister comes to a clearing and opens fire at Mario and Link, who dodge the Ancient Minister's shots. Suddenly, a squad of R.O.B.s appears and blocks their path.
Mario: Oh, great. Now what?
Link: Now we go through them.
Link starts attacking the R.O.B.s, cutting them down one by one.
Link: Go, Mario! I'll deal with these things!
Mario: Right-a.
The Ancient Minister suddenly stops in midair as another R.O.B. grabs hold of the Subspace Bomb and detaches it from the Ancient Minister's platform, falling to its "death" as the bomb crashes on the ground. Two more R.O.B.s appear and trigger the Subspace Bomb's timer. Mario and Pit catch up to them and try to pry them loose.
Mario: Mamma Mia! These-a things are glued to-a the bomb!
Pit: Keep trying, Mario! They can't be that—
Two more R.O.B.s arrive and pull Mario and Pit away.
Pit: Oh no!
Mario: Mamma Mia!
The Ancient Minister looks back on the R.O.B.s gathering around the bomb. One R.O.B. waves goodbye as the Ancient Minister turns around and flies away. The Subspace Bomb detonates, and Mario, Link, Pit, Kirby, and Yoshi narrowly escape the resulting subspace nexus.