Navi the…Kokiri? (Hi! And I'm back with the newest chapter of Navi the Kokiri! I'd like to thank all of you that reviewed! Your reward? You get a free Guardian fairy! (Reviewers run away from fairies as annoying as Navi) Was it something I said?) xS
Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, for if I did, I would kidnap Navi and force her to work for me! xD Maybe that's what happened to her at the end of the game…(ponders)
Cherry-sama: Hi! Welcome back! I'm making people rhyme, this way and that!
Link: Come on Navi! Fly into my hat!
Navi: No Link! I won't fly into that!
Link: Why Navi? Why not fly into my hat?
Navi: Because…um… Your hat stinks!
Cherry-sama: Navi! You were suppost to rhyme!
Navi: This is stupid! I'm leaving…
Cherry-sama: Wait! Come back!
Link: (sigh) Please read the story…
It was a normal day in the Lost Woods except for a small fairy girl. The day in the Lost Woods for her was anything but normal. She was wearing a rather large, green sweater. It was itchy and seemed like it was made for one of the carpenters from Kakariko.
This isn't odd, you say? Well, I left out one detail. The sweater was made of grass!
As for the fairy girl's appearance, she was a small sized Hylian with short blondish hair except for two large bangs, nesting on her ears. Her eyes were a light blue (the colour blue she was before). Her world was a mess. She had been turned into a Hylian for crying out loud! I envy her…
This fairy girl was Navi. Surprised?
"What should I do…" Navi muttered, looking around frantically.
Navi then spotted the ladder. She had never climbed up the ladder in her life.
"Oh boy…" Navi muttered, eying the ladder with growing dislike. "This is going to be tough…"
Navi grabbed the ladder with her still shaky hands. She lifted one foot up onto the wooden bar. She pushed up.
Hey! This isn't hard! I can do this! Navi thought as she took another step.
Navi then climbed up the ladder with top speed at this point. She almost made it to the top when…
"CRASH!" something in the Lost Woods had fallen to the grassy floor with the loudest 'thump' the Lost Woods had ever heard.
"Owww…" Navi muttered as she rubbed her head (yep! She fell on her head!).
She was back by the hole to the Fairy Fountain. She was lying sprawled out like a dying bug only she wasn't dying.
"Maybe that's why Link always climbs up the ladders so slowly…" Navi muttered to herself while getting up and looking at the stinking ladder.
After an hour of cuts and bruises, Navi finally made it to the Forest Meadow (O.o What took her so long? Maybe it has to do with the killer Deku Scrubs). Saria, who was playing her Ocarina, was there with Ivan, who was being as stupid as ever. Navi ran (she had now mastered it) over to Saria.
"SARIA!" Navi yelled as she ran over to the Kokiri girl, waving her arms in the air. "YOU GOTTA HELP ME!"
Saria looked over to the source of the voice while ignoring Ivan, resulting in Ivan crashing into the wall and fainting for who knows how long.
"Help! IwasturnedintoastinkingHylianbythestinkingfairiesinthestinkingFairyFountain! ThekillerDekuScrubstriedtokillmeandIhavetowearthisstinkinggrasssweater! ImustfindLinksohecanfindawaytochangemeback!" Navi explained, a little too fast.
"Do I know you?" Saria asked, confused greatly.
"It's me!" Navi told Saria.
Navi then realized that she couldn't tell Saria about what happened. Or anyone for that fact!
"Pardon?" Saria asked.
"Help me!" Navi pleaded as she got on the ground and looked up to Saria with big puppy-dog eyes.
"Yes, yes… I got that part." Saria told Navi. "What happened to you?"
Navi had no idea what she could use for a cover-up story. Or even what she could use as a fake name!
"I was attacked by robbers, they mobbed me, stole my clothes and they bonked me on the head hard because all I can remember is what happened! I don't even remember my own name!" Navi told Saria, trying to make a logical story for what happened.
"You have amnesia?" Saria asked, cocking her head.
"Yes! That's it!" Navi told Saria, for she had told her a word that would make her story more believable.
"I see…" Saria muttered, a little scared by this new person. "Well, lets go to the village and get you cleaned up…"
"Really?" Navi asked.
"Sure! We Kokiris have to stick out for each other!" Saria told Navi as she helped Navi walk to the village, forgetting Ivan.
"What kind of clothing is this?" asked one of the redheaded Kokiri girls, holding up the grass sweater with disgust.
Navi was in Link's house. She was sitting in a bathtub (in the Kokiri Village? Anyways) filled with big bubbles, about the size she used to be. The bathtub was sitting by the window, on Link's bed. Two Kokiri girls were helping around the house. Neither of their fairies were with them.
"Oh. I made that after I woke up. It was the best thing I could do for clothing matters." Navi explained.
"Well, you must not be very good at sewing if this is the best you can make!" the Kokiri sighed, throwing the sweaterout the window. "You must sew as bad as a fairy!"
"As bad as a fairy?" Navi asked, for Link had always complimented her sewing work.
"Fairies are the worse sewing than all the creatures in the forest! Even a Deku Scrub with his eyes closed could do better!" the Kokiri told Navi, not knowing about her being a fairy.
"But I thought fairies were always complimented by their masters for their sewing!" Navi told the Kokiri, turning red with rage.
"Bah! We only compliment them because they would ditch us if they told us the truth." The Kokiri girl told Navi, not noticing her rage.
"Grrr… Mumble…mumble…" Navi hissed under breath, making some the water in the bathtub slop over the edge.
The large splash of water fell onto Link's bed.
Link will be mad when he gets back… Navi thought as she looked over the edge of the tub and watched the soapy water soak in. He never was a person that liked hygiene…
Link's house had changed completely. There were clotheslines up on the walls, quilts and a few knitting needles lying around. The floor had the smell of lavender (which is odd since his floor is made of wood) and the walls had pictures put on them. The roof, on the other hand, was, of all colours, girly pink.
Link will hate this… Navi thought as she looked around.
"Like it?" asked the other redheaded Kokiri girl, who wasn't listening to the other conversation, while putting up a picture of Mido.
"Well…" Navi paused; it did look a bit better than before. "I think it's nice… But what does the owner think of these actions."
"Thing is, he's dead! Any Kokiri that leaves the Forest will die! So the Great Mido has allowed the women of the village to use this space for anything we please!" Kokiri girl 2 exclaimed.
"What's his name?" Navi asked, she knew his name but she had to pretend she didn't know anything.
"Link. He's got an oddball fairy stalking him. She was the loudest fairy in the forest! Not many people liked her!" Kokiri girl 1 told Navi.
"Loudest fairy…" Navi muttered, remembering the first part of her fight with Link.
"Hey! Look!" Navi exclaimed while pointing to a sign."You are the loudest fairy in the forest! Can't you ever shut up?" Link snapped at his guardian fairy.
"Well, sorry. It's not my fault I want to make sure you don't miss anything! Or keep you safe!" Navi told Link.
"Anything wrong?" asked Kokiri girl 2, looking into Navi's eyes.
"Huh?" Navi asked.
"You went silent there, so we got worried." Kokiri girl 1 told Navi.
"By the way…" asked a Kokiri girl with her blonde hair tied up into two buns, as she stepped inside the tree house. "You said you have amnesia… Correct?"
"Yeah…" Navi confirmed.
"How did it happen? The Great Deku Tree designed us himself, so he made it that we aren't able to forget things that easily." Told the new Kokiri girl (who my sister and I named Maria).
"Well… Um…" Navi muttered for she had no clue of this. "I'm not sure… I forget…"
"Honestly!" Maria scoffed. "No fairy, no suitable clothing, and no background information! How can I do research for the Great Mido if this keeps up…"
Maria slapped her hands over her mouth. She had said too much.
"He's doing an investigation again?" Kokiri girl 2 asked with annoyance in her voice.
"And instead of doing it himself, he sent you to do it for him. Honestly, why do you even bother helping that guy?" Kokiri girl 1 asked.
"Well… He's…done so much for us!" Maria exclaimed as she thought of a good reason, but Navi thought there was more to it than that. "We should all show him some respect!"
"Right…" Kokiri girl 2 sighed.
"Look who's talking… You don't even have your fairies with you!" Maria told the Kokiri girls.
"We sent them to get some clothing for this poor girl…" Kokiri girl 1 told Maria.
"How do you know that they didn't leave you and flee into the Lost Woods? Hmmm?" Maria asked.
Two fairies flew into the room.
"Leave you and flee to the Lost Woods…" Navi paused, remembering what she just did to Link.
"We're back!" the exclaimed together.
"That's how!" the Kokiri girls sneered.
"Hmph! Come on, Aurora! It seems we are not welcome here!" Maria snorted, but the Kokiri girls knew that she didn't have anything better to say.
"Okay mistress!" Maria's guardian fairy exclaimed.
Maria walked out of the house. Her fairy (Aurora) stayed for a few seconds longer.
"HISSSSSSS!" the odd little fairy hissed.
Aurora flew out to follow her master. There was a loud thump.
"STUPID TREE-HOUSE!" Maria yelled while adding in a few swears, evidently she had forgotten she was above ground, walked out and fell to the floor below her.
"Mist-mistress?" Maria's fairy trembling asked to see if her master was okay.
"I shall get Link one day… Yes I will…" Maria mumbled before she started to laugh insanely. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"… Ignoring them, try these on!" Kokiri girl 1 told Navi, who was still in the bathtub, no longer had any bubbles in it.
"Okay…" Navi muttered.
"By the way… What's your name?" the Kokiri girl (1) named Ina (pronounced: ee-na) asked Navi.
"Ummm…" Navi mumbled.
"Still don't remember?" asked the Kokiri girl (2) named Tina.
"No… Wait!" Navi exclaimed, she came up with a perfect idea for a name. "My name is…!"
The rest will be continued in the next chapter…
Cherry-sama: Well? Was it good? Was it bad?
Navi: You won't be able to get me into the rhyming thing…
Cherry-sama: Oh! Foofy on you! I'll make Maria rhyme. Was it good or bad?
Maria: Link put up that trap! I think I've been had!
Navi: Please review…
Cherry-sama: Before we annoy the crap out of you!