Navi the…Kokiri? (this has returned! But I probably won't update for a while… You see, I'm working on my others fics, and I'm pretty much leaving this one and another practically abandoned… I want to get one story done to start another so if I am going a little slow on updating this, then please, stay with me. On a more positive note, thank you, all that reviewed. You get TWO Guardian fairies!) Cx
Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time, but if I did, I would make Navi shut up once in a while.
Cherry-sama: Hi! And welcome back to Navi the Kokiri!
Navi: Yep yep.
Cherry-sama: This chapter we will find out Navi's name!
Link: (somewhat creepy voice) Ooooo!
Cherry-sama: And we get to see—Maybe I shouldn't spoil too much!
Readers/Reviewers: Awww…
Navi: Read… Please…
"…Vina." Navi finished, for this made sense because if you put the 'vi' from Navi at the front, you get Vina.
"Vina?" Ina asked.
"You could almost be our sister!" Tina exclaimed.
Navi paused. Evidentially, these two were twins.
"By the way… Where's Nina?" Ina asked Tina.
…Triplets.
"She's busy picking flowers for Link's funeral." Tina replied.
This made no sense to Navi since she knew that Link, in fact, wasn't dead, but she couldn't understand why they were having a funeral for a living guy.
"Vina?"
Navi was absorbed in her own thoughts. She had probably forgotten that she was suppost to react to Vina instead of Navi.
"…Viiiiinnnnnnaaaaa?" asked Ina once again, waving her hand in front of Navi's face.
Navi looked down. She looked at her reflection in the clear bath water and let out a heavy sigh. How would she get back… Would she ever? Why did she get turned into this?
"…VINA!" Tina and Ina yelled at Navi, getting her attention and also making her jump.
"Hmmm? What?" Navi asked, still feeling a bit depressed.
"Why don't you get into the clothing we put over there?" Ina asked, pointing to the clothing lying on the table, just out of arms reach.
"And then you could help us out with our chores that the Great Mido gave us?" Tina asked.
"Fine. Why didn't just ask nicely instead of yelling in my ear like that?" Navi hissed, not in a very good mood.
Ina and Tina looked at each other. Then sighed and walked out of the house. Fairies following. Navi looked at herself again on the water's surface. She really wasn't cut out for this…
Navi looked over to the table. There was some green clothing, nicely folded and ready to be worn. She was about to get out of the bathtub to walk over and get them when she heard a bloodcurdling scream.
"HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!" yelled a random guy outside.
Well, it made Navi's blood curdle… Anyways, Navi looked outside. There were most of the Kokiri men, playing basketball (when was there a basketball court at the Kokiri village?). Navi ducked into the tub, so only her eyes were showing above the water. If she got out of the tub and one of the boys glanced over at her…then…dude…
Then Navi paused. Since when did Link have a window beside his bed? Maybe this was a new improvement made by the Kokiri girls…
Meanwhile…Mido sat down on the bench. His white towel (that Maria made for him) wrapped around his shoulders. Boy, he was sweating hard… He wiped his face with the towel. That new girl… she was fairly pretty… If only he knew where she came from… If Saria kept going for Link then…he could… Boy, she was pretty…
Mido looked over at Link's house. The girls really had done a good job on that window… Now he could look over at the new girl whenever he played basketball… Mido also liked the fact that Maria suggested a new basketball court for the guys.
Mido froze. He just realized what was through the window. The new girl. In a bathtub. One arm reaching over to grab something. Wearing nothing. Mido, being the sly guy we all know, decided he'd better not miss his only chance. Mido got up and walked over to the window. He frowned. Mido looked up to see the window. He had forgotten that Link's house was a TREE house. But he smiled again. He had an idea (using logic, because he could jump higher than most of the other guys on his team).
Meanwhile…
Navi pulled her arm back into the bathtub and sighed. It was no use. The clothing was just beyond her grasp. Navi decided to test her chances and walk over when…
"Hi there!" a voice told Navi.
Navi froze and turned around to look at the window. There was nothing there. Navi heard a loud thump, but thought nothing of it.
"Odd…" Navi paused, then turned back around.
"Over here!" the voice told her again.
Navi then turned again. There, on the window, was…NOTHING! Then there was another loud thump. Navi decided to watch it a little longer this time, and to her surprise, she saw Mido, flying onto the windowsill.
"Finally…" Mido gasped as he grabbed onto the windowsill.
"O.o What are you doing?" Navi asked.
"I'm…I'm…I'm saying: Welcome to our village and I hope you enjoy your stay here." Mido exclaimed.
"How did you get here?" Navi asked for this was a tree house.
"I jumped up." Mido told her.
"What was with the loud thumps?"
"I had trouble grabbing onto the windowsill."
Navi turned red with rage. Her reddish-brown-blonde (no clue how that works either) standing on end. She never would've expected this of the Kokiri's leader. Navi looked over and saw Link's pillow (because Navi's on his bed, in a bathtub). Navi smiled. She knew that Link's hair didn't smell good (it smelled very bad in fact), so how would his pillow smell?
"PEEPING TOM!" Navi yelled, grabbing the smelly pillow, shoving it in the window, the smell making Mido faint, and pushing Mido off the window, making the loudest thump yet.
Navi was happy with this. The window wasn't open to people like Mido and she could now get out of the tub without worry. Navi had to admit; this was better than working with Link.
Or was it?
There was a big commotion near the entrance of the village. Kokiri's were screaming, jumping up and down, and even fainting. Navi (the clothing I shall describe next chapter, for I am lazy, but I will tell you it was a bit sluttish) wearing her green Kokiri outfit, walked over to see what was up with the crowd, but was at the back of it since she came so late. Fortunately, Ina, Nina and Tina were there, by the back of the large crowd.
"What's going on?" Navi asked.
"We'd better hide the tree house…" Ina told Tina, Nina was listening too.
The three triplet girls ran off to Link's house. Navi sighed, for she wouldn't get to find out what happened. But she was wrong! She heard a loud yell.
"GET AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL CUT YOUR HEADS OFF!" yelled a male voice, a very ticked one at that.
Every Kokiri backed away. As the crowd parted, Navi saw…
"…Link?" Navi asked, confused why he was here.
"That's better." Link hissed.
Navi then ran over to Link and grabbed onto his leg, refusing to let go.
"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Holy Deku Scrub! It's you! IwasturnedintoaKokiri/HylianandthefairiesattheFairyFountainaremeanandIwasalmostkilledbykillerDekuScrubsandIhadtogotoSariaandshedidn'trecognizemeandshebroughtmehereandIgotabathinyourhouse,whichhaschangedalot,andMidograbbedontothewindowbecauseIfoundoutthatMido'sapeepingtomandheneedstogodieandMaria'sreallymeanandI'mpretendingmynameisVinabutnowyou'reheresowecanleavethisplaceandtheywereabouttogiveyouafuneralbutnowtheyknowthatyouarelivingsotheydon'tneedto, right?" Navi yelled with big puppy eyes.
"…Do I know you?" Link asked, horrified by this creepy girl.
Mido looked hurt.
"…First Saria, now her… What does Link have that I don't?" Mido asked a random guy beside him.
"Good looks." The guy replied.
"And?" Mido asked, ready to kill the guy beside him.
"A sword." The guy continued.
Mido fell over.
"I heard my name in that mess!" Saria yelled.
"Me too!" Ivan exclaimed as he ran into a tree and fainted.
All the Kokiri's looked at each other. They didn't hear Ivan's name in that mess. They decided that Ivan's stupidity is way too stupid to be smart.
"Whatever…" Link paused, looking at Navi, grasping onto his leg. "I'm going to my house before I go into the Lost Woods."
"Ummm…" Maria paused.
"Uhhh…" Mido paused.
"Link, that wouldn't be a good idea…" Navi told Link.
"…How do you know my name?" Link asked Navi.
"We'll discuss that later. Just don't go to your house…" Navi warned Link.
"I have a feeling I've met you before…" Link paused.
"Go to the Lost Woods, just don't go to your house!" Navi yelled at Link.
"For the sake of the Goddesses! It's my house and I have a right to go to in it if I want to!" Link yelled.
Mido ran away, trying to hide in his house, in one of the chests, but he accidentally locked himself inside.
Link walked over to his house and saw…
The rest will be continued in the next chapter…
Cherry-sama: Chapter three!
Link: Why do they want to stop me from going into my house?
Cherry-sama: It's best if you don't know…
Link: O.o
Cherry-sama: Just to let you guys know, I hate Mido, and I will do various flaming on him. If you want proof, in another Zelda fic of mine, I killed Mido off in the first chapter.
Mido: You made me commit suicide…
Link: But that's one of the only good things in that story…
Cherry-sama: I like it! Don't diss Totally Messed! It's almost done! Unlike this story!
Link: Okay, so it's good… But a princess with a jewelry obsession is really scary.
Mido: Who?
Link: Zelda.
Navi: Anyways… Please review, or Link will never be able to go inside his house! And we all want to see that, now don't we?