Navi the…Kokiri? (O.O Wow… I updated a lot faster than I thought I would… But, I have you guys to thank. This chapter is going to be about relationships, in other words, romance. Just to make Silvara happy. SEE! SEE! THERE'S ROMANCE! AND LOTS MORE ON THE WAY! Ahem. Sorry. But if the romance sucks, please keep in mind that I am not good at romance. I'll try to make it as romantic as I can. Like I said last chapter, I might not update in a while, but because I got so many reviews, I decided to update. For reviewing, you all get yet ANOTHER guardian fairy! (fans get chased by Deku Scrubs) Whoops. I guess I've given out all of the Guardian Fairies… Will Dekus do?)
Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda: OoT, but I do own Navi's boyfriend/crush/stupid-friend Ivan. He's so awesome! xD
Cherry-sama: Hi! Welcome back!
Ivan: NAAAAVVVVIII!!! (glomp)
Navi: (blush) Ivan! You stupid idiot!
Ivan: NAVVVIIII!
Navi: Go away Ivan…
Ivan: (eyes go watery) But…Navi… I like you… Why are you always so mean to me?
Navi: (blushes more and shakes Ivan off arm, thus resulting in him falling in toaster oven) Please read.
Cherry-sama: (turns on techno music, which she oddly enough likes to listen to while writing this story)
Link walked over to his house and saw…
His pillow, sticking out his window.
Link stopped walking and paused. Why on Hyrule is his pillow clean? And sticking out the window?
Wait… Since when did he have a window?
Link started to believe that he probably shouldn't go into his house. But since this is a humour fic, Link will decide that he would have fun decapitating all the Kokiris in the Village.
Link grinned an evil grin. His eyes became heavily shadowed…
"If that isn't the only different thing about my house…" Link mumbled, trailing off, but cracking his knuckles.
Navi ran up behind him, same with Maria.
"Link… Turn around, right now." Navi told Link in a stern voice.
"Like I'll listen to you." Link hissed, turning his head around to glare at Navi and turned it back to walk forwards.
Navi stopped walking for a moment. Link never acted like this near her. He also never refused an order from her.
Link climbed up the ladder. Maria paused, not willing to continue for fear of her life. Navi however, followed Link and when she climbed to the top of the ladder she found him looking through the door, not wanting to take another step further. Link was shaking…with rage.
"Link…? Are you okay?" Navi asked, putting her hand on his shoulder, this being the first time she felt how muscular he was.
Link swerved around, his hair on end. His eyes seemed to have turned red. All the other Kokiri were watching him from the ground below. Navi was the only one on the same platform as Link, which did not seem like a good choice.
"WHAT…DID…YOU…DO…TO…MY…HOUSE?" Link asked enraged, pulling out his sword, which seemed to have grown longer within the past few seconds.
Link started to swing his sword around in what seemed like a thousand times (a bit like hurricane spin), not seeming like he was even aware of where the sword swung. Navi, not forgetting that she was stronger than Link and had better reflexes (thus being able to deal with him before), was ducking and jumping whenever necessary. All the other Kokiri hid behind the nearest object they found, just in case Link either came down to attack them or his sword actually did go flying.
"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! YOU IDIOTS!" Link hissed, seeming very upset about something, his house making it seem like the problem was worse.
"Link calm down… It's just your house, and you rarely come here anymore anyways." Navi told Link.
Link turned to face Navi, he seemed to have been yelling so hard that his lips were starting to crack and bleed.
"SHUT UP! GO DIE, STUPID LITTLE GIRL!" Link hissed (O.O evil Link), facing Navi and grazing her left shoulder so that it bled.
Navi growled. When Link was about to attack her again, she grabbed his left arm with her right arm and held Link's arm in midair.
"If you think that attacking me is going to help you find your lost friend, you're even stupider than I thought you were." Navi snarled.
After saying that, Navi turned Link's left arm, twisted it around and got him in a position where his arm was pinned against his back, which was now towards this new girl. With her left hand, she grabbed Link's sword and held it in her hand. Link looked dazed as he gazed into no place in particular.
Navi now understood. Link was having a temper tantrum, probably due to her disappearance.
"Link, get a hold of yourself. What makes you think that murdering one of the people of the place you grew up in, would make your friend come back?" Navi hissed, her eyes seemed to have stolen the shadows from Link's eyes.
"I…" Link paused, still a bit dazed that a girl was holding him hostage.
"Murdering an ally would drive your friend farther away." Navi growled in a dangerous tone. "You seem to be too stupid to see that. Is this what has become of the hero of the Zoras and Gorons?"
"How do you know so much about—" Link started, his head turning to face the girl.
"Go into your house, get your stuff, and go into the Lost Woods." Navi commanded the boy that was a few minutes ago, out of her control.
Navi loosened her grip on Link. Link took this chance to grab his sword and hold it to the Kokiri's neck. Navi looked at the sword as if it was something of no threat. Her eyes were now out of the shadows and looking lazily at the weapon as if it was a toy. Blood dripping from Navi's elbow.
"And now you have proven that I must go with you to make sure you don't kill anybody." Navi told Link, knowing that Link would never do that, but she decided to play a little trick on him.
Link swore under his breath, threw his sword down and walked into the house. By now all the Kokiri were popping their heads out from where they were to look at the new girl, who had blood tricking down her left arm. Navi smirked without looking at her wound.
"It's nothing." Navi muttered as she started to walk down the ladder, blood dripping more than before.
Ivan randomly flew up to her.
"Vina?" Ivan asked, sounding happier than he probably should be. "Why are you so smart?"
With that, Navi grabbed Ivan with her bleeding arm and pulled on his bottom wing. She walked away to a spot where she knew they wouldn't be followed. While being pulled Ivan called out:
"Hee! Hee! It tickles!" Ivan exclaimed as a person he supposedly didn't know dragged him along.
When Navi got to the desired area, she swung Ivan with her arm and let him go, thus tossing him lightly across the space. Ivan however interpreted this action differently.
"Weee! I can fly! It's a miracle!" Ivan giggled, as he floated in the air for a few seconds before he fluttered his wings. "Or is it a marker?"
"I can't believe I'm telling you this… You of all fairies…" Navi muttered to herself, by now her whole left arm had been engulfed by a bloody and crusty scab.
"Look! A rainbow!" Ivan exclaimed.
Just because the authoress liked Ivan so much, a rainbow appeared where he pointed. Ivan pointed somewhere else. Another rainbow appeared. Instead of stopping to consider what was going on, Ivan started pointing in every direction, making lots and lots of rainbows.
"Weee! I'm fairylike!" Ivan exclaimed, not at all thinking that he actually was a fairy.
Ivan pointed at Navi, who became rainbow coloured. Navi took out a towel, wiped the rainbow paint off her skin and muttered something about where she got the towel.
"Ivan…" Navi muttered, trying to get some of the blue paint out of the red scab.
"Huh?" Ivan asked, facing Navi and turning her rainbow, yet again.
"Grr…" Navi grumbled as she got out the towel again. "Ivan… I have to tell you something…"
"What, Vina?" Ivan asked, cocking his head, accidentally pointing to the ground, thus making the entire world rainbow coloured.
"I am…Navi…" Navi muttered, blushing madly; why does she always blush when she's near him?
Ivan, being the clueless fairy we all know and love…
"You were in the navy?" Ivan gasped, covering his mouth, accidentally pointing at himself, but since he was already muti-coloured, this made him stay the colour he currently as, which was green (a colour that suits him). "Wow! You're so cool!"
"No! I'm Navi! I was not in the navy!" Navi hissed.
But Navi wasn't heard over Ivan's rambles.
"You're so awesome! You remind me of…" Ivan trailed off, being abnormally droopy.
"Who?" Navi rolled her eyes.
"This friend of mine…" Ivan told Navi. "She was so awesome… She's missing… I…really liked…her…"
Navi smiled as Ivan tried to hold in a small sniffle, but because of the way he always is, he failed miserably. Navi grabbed onto the small, thin dragonfly like wing he had and lightly pulled him over.
"Well, sorry. It's not my fault I want to make sure you don't miss anything! Or keep you safe!" Navi told Link.
"Well, at the rate you babble, the only creature that will like you is that idiot Ivan!" Link nagged.
"Leave Ivan out of this!" Navi blushed madly as she yelled. "I only help him out because he needs it!"
"If that's the case, then how come you always blush whenever you hear his name?" Link asked.
"Ivan…" Navi smiled shutting her eyes to hide her tears, holding Ivan in a gentle embrace. "No matter how hard she denies it, she always has loved you."
"Are you sure…?" Ivan asked, looking up at Navi, the Hylian.
"She wanted me to tell you that." Navi smiled, letting a tear trickle down her delicate cheek.
"Okay… I believe you." Ivan smiled as Navi let him go.
Mido came through the nearest bushes. No, that's not right, because he's locked inside one of his chests. Wait… It was Link that came through the nearest bushes.
Link was half expecting that new girl to be making out with Mido, considering that he couldn't find him anywhere. But when he saw Saria's fairy with the new girl, he didn't know what to expect.
So, in short, Link saw Navi with Ivan and expected the worst.
"Ivan! You made…her…cry!" Link scolded looking at Ivan and glared at Navi, with a tear on her face, when he put emphasis on the word 'her'. "You'd better apologize or I'm telling Saria!"
"LEAVE HIM ALONE!" Navi yelled at Link, standing up.
"O.o Ehhh?" Link asked, starting to seem more like his old self already.
"Erm…" Navi paused, blushing slightly.
"Whatever." Link muttered with a frown on his face, looking to the bush to his left side. "You said you were coming. Are we going or what?"
Navi, really mad at Link right now for he was acting like a real jerk, walked over to him and slapped him.
"DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME, MISTER!" Navi yelled, slapping Link so hard that he fell to the ground.
Link steadily raised his hand and put it on his red, puffy, and overall, swollen left cheek. His impressed eyes were on Navi. Then his face turned back to its grumpy mood.
"What's your problem?" Link asked.
Navi, still looking cross, raised her hand too, only she was ready to slap again.
"…I mean what's your name?" Link hissed.
"Vina." Navi told Link as he got off the ground, not lowering her hand in any way.
Link massaged his jaw, "Vina?"
"Yes, Vina." Navi told Link. "And what are you looking for in the Lost Woods?"
"Like you said, I'm looking for a friend." Link told Navi, grumbling while doing so and picking up a brown leather bag Navi had never seen before.
"Why." Navi told Link, she wasn't asking to know the answer, she was demanding it.
The rest will be continued in the next chapter…
Cherry-sama: (turns off techno music she was listening to throughout the chapter) DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUNNNNNN! Yet another cliffhanger!
Navi (fairy form, as always here): You like those, don't you?
Cherry-sama: I don't really, but this is the only fic I actually do them.
Ivan: Do you like me?
Navi: No.
Cherry-sama: YEESSSSSSS! (hugs Ivan)
Ivan: (gets smooshed)
Saria: O.O You hurt Ivan!
Navi: O.o Ivan?
Cherry-sama: Whoops… Oh well. At least I cloned Ivan!
Ivans: NAAAVVVVIIIII! (glomp)
Navi: Ack! (gets covered by a pile of Ivans)
Saria: Please review if you want Cherry-sama to go to court for killing Ivan.
Cherry-sama: O.o Uhhh…actually, how about just review so I update this fic?
Saria: Why would they do that?
Ivans: (points at authoress and Saria, making them turn blue and pink) Weeee! Look! A rainbow!
Cherry-sama: (cries, not because she's blue, because she likes that colour, but for what Saria said) T.T