Navi the…Kokiri? (I updated…AGAIN! Honestly, you guys are so nice, that when I look over all my nice little reviews, I get the sudden urge to write the next chapter! I like leaving you in the dark… T.T Why must you torment me by being so nice! …But I still don't want you to be evil, okay? Ahem. I ran out of Dekus… (Reviewers get swished by Gorons) Anyone want a Zora? Sorry for the late update! x.x)
Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda. I just own this plot. And People, Ivan is Navi spelled backwards. Some people were wondering…
Cherry-sama: Hi!
Reviewers: GET ON WITH THE FIC!!!
Cherry-sama: (mopes)
Navi: Sigh… Here it is…
"Why." Navi told Link, she wasn't asking to know the answer, she was demanding it.
Link looked at Navi angrily, "It's none of your business! Leave me alone!"
Navi slapped Link, impact sent Link flying to the ground again.
"What is wrong with you? I know for a fact you're a nicer person than what you are acting like!" Navi yelled at Link, holding her hand up in the air still.
"…Are you coming with me or not?" Link grumbled.
"Vina? Why are you so angry?" Ivan asked, sitting down on Navi's shoulder.
Navi picked up Ivan.
"We will find your friend soon. Don't worry, okay?" Navi smiled, holding Ivan in her hands.
"Okay Vina!" Ivan smiled, flying up and then bonking into a tree.
"Silly Ivan…" Navi smiled as she watched Ivan fall to the ground.
Link picked up the bag, but while doing so, he dropped the contents. Link swore.
The authoress appeared, slapped Link, and disappeared.
"…" Navi paused.
Link got the sense that he was being poked fun at.
Link ignored his thoughts as he picked up the contents of his bag.
"You need help, Link?" Navi asked, leaning over his shoulder.
"If that's the case, then how come you always blush whenever you hear his name?" Link asked.
"Because he's an idiot!" Navi blushed. "You're an idiot too! Whenever I try to help, you always nag me!"
"It's annoying!" Link hissed.
"Why can't you be more considerate! I don't want you to get hurt and you only complain! Why can't you be nicer for once?" Navi yelled.
"No—!" Link started, but then remembered something from before. "…Fine…"
Navi started picking up some of the contents with Link, when she came across…
"Why are you bringing dental floss?" Navi asked, for she never knew Link had some.
"…It's yours." Link told Navi, barely glancing at her while saying that.
"But I just got here! How can I have dental floss?" Navi asked.
"It's the law Mido made." Link sighed, rolling his eyes. "It says all the Kokiri must floss after sunset. But ever since I got Kokiri sword, I've never had to floss."
Navi was silent.
Kokiri's have strange customs… Navi thought.
"Another rule is that you have to know every Kokiri's name by the end of the year." Link grumbled, rolling his eyes.
"…Ha ha." Navi giggled. "Weird."
"Yeah. I guess." Link cracked a smile. "And you also have to brush your teeth every day at lunch!"
"Any other 'Kokiri customs'?" Navi teased, not Link, but Kokiri's in general.
"If you like any Kokiri better than the others, you have to be able to say their name a lot of times, really fast!"
Link smiled evilly at Navi.
"Which person's name can you say fast?" Link grinned evilly as he leaned closer to Navi.
"…I just got here. I haven't memorized everyone's name that fast." Navi blushed, but she knew who she would say…
"Right." Link mumbled.
"I'm telling the truth!" Navi blushed.
"Alright then." Link sighed, crossing his arms…crossly. "Out of all the people you know right now, who would you say?"
Navi blushed. It was Ivan, of course, but she knew for a fact she could not say Ivan ten times fast. One name stuck out in her mind for her to say. It was a miracle she could say it.
"Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link!" Navi yelled, for she was used to babbling his name over and over again, as some of the annoyed game players have noticed.
Link blushed.
"…What?" Navi asked. "You're the only person I've gotten to know around here!"
"…What about Mido?" Link grumbled.
"He's a jerk!" Navi exclaimed. "And a peeping tom!"
"…" Link paused, but then smiled, for he could tell he could get quite fond of this girl.
"Be careful!" called out Tina.
"Don't forget about eating ice-cream at dawn!" Nina called out.
"And remember! Don't eat any watermelons unless you've kissed Mido first!" Ina yelled with one of her hands cupped around her mouth to direct her voice.
All the Kokiri were standing near the bottom of the cliff of the Lost Woods and looking upwards at Link and Navi, who were on top of the cliff.
"…" Link paused. "Never heard that one before…"
"Must be new." Navi sighed, but the rule was created because Navi was in the village, but Mido didn't know that Navi didn't like watermelons, or even knew what they were!
This new rule could be used to someone's advantage…
Link and Navi walked into the forest. Then the Kokiris left to do whatever they were doing before. However, Maria ran to Mido's house, and talked to one of the chests.
"Need help?" Maria asked.
'Yes.' A soft voice replied. 'And please hurry.'
With that, Maria pulled out her crowbar from behind her back (AN: O.o Where'd she get that? Ahem), and wedged the chest open. A head popped out.
"Thanks." Mido panted, flopping his arms over the edge of the box. "It was getting hard to breath…"
Maria grabbed onto the collar of Mido's tunic, catching Mido by surprise, and pulling him in to a kiss, which they held for a few seconds. Mido was wide-eyed for most of the time, making the scene less romantic than it could have been. After Maria let Mido go, he blushed, hopped behind the chest, and hid behind it.
Maria, who had been expecting this to happen, let out a cry.
"Yay!" Maria exclaimed, hopping about and slowly making her way to the door in this fashion. "Now I can eat watermelons!"
"T—that rule was made for only Vina!" Mido blushed.
"Oh, are you saying that I kissed you for no reason at all?" Maria asked, turning around, hands on hips, and overall, looking very cross. "Or that Vina has to kiss you before any of the girls have to eat watermelons?"
"N—no… But—" Mido stuttered.
"I say that all girls get a chance to try to eat one of their favorite fruits, WITHOUT HAVING TO BRIBE THAT NEW GIRL YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR!" Maria sighed, until the comma, and then she turned evil.
"…Gulp…" Mido gulped. "You're scary when you're mad…"
"DO WE HAVE A DEAL?" Maria hissed, holding out her hand wanting to shake Mido's.
"F—fine…" Mido gulped, and blushed at the same time, grabbing Maria's hand and shaking it.
They shook hands.
"Thank you!" Maria huffed, crossing her arms.
With that, she left the house.
When she walked outside, she muttered…
Cherry-sama: (DANCES)
Link: What's up with her?
Navi: She just finished colouring, on the Paint program, this one picture she drew. And she's considering putting it on her deviant art account.
Link: (doesn't care, probably like you) So?
Cherry-sama: IT TOOK ME THREE BLOODY DAYS!
Saria: (ignores all the Ivans in a heap behind her) How come the cliffhanger isn't that good this time?
Cherry-sama: BECAUSE I COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD ONE!
Navi: Why is everything you say, in caps?
Cherry-sama: I'M NOT SURE!
Navi: -.- Please review…