Navi the Kokiri? (GASP!!! It's a miracle! I have UPDATED!:O You see, on the way to (hack cough ahem), SoC and I listened to techno, which almost always reminds me of this fic. So thus, I am here!)

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Navi: Who saw that coming?

It was official. Navi hated being human. She hated the stupid hats Kokiris wore, she hated the stupid rules they made, she hated wearing stupid clothes that always got in the way, she also hated having to be Link's vent because he lost his friend, who happened to be walking two feet behind him, most of the time. But what she hated the most is the fact that all the little beasties in the Lost Woods always seemed to want to put them on their dinner plate.

But before that, the beasties always wanted to butcher the two before eating them.

"Vina!!!" Link hissed, covering Navi's six as she tried to fend of the Deku Scrubs in front, but since she was new at this, she wasn't doing very well. "I thought you said the forest was practically empty!"

Navi scowled as she grumbled in his general direction, "I thought it was, but that must have changed when I asked Saria for help! It was barely empty then!"

"What, you just walked out of here without getting a scratch?" Link retorted, taking a few swings at the Deku Scrubs and aimed a bomb at one of the giant bulldogs.

"No, we didn't! Saria was armed, unlike you!" Navi shouted back at Link, Navi had just defeated a Deku by kicking him in the stomach, but her aim was off.

"…What?!" Link screamed, almost turning around to face his comrade, but decided against it as a Deku scrub almost clubbed his arm.

"Well, I was just as surprised as you at the time, but seriously, if we could just steal it…" Navi smirked punching a Deku Scrub in the head, almost enough to make it fall off (but it didn't for the rating would be at stake if it did).

"WHAT?!?!?!" Link screamed even louder, almost knocking Navi to the ground; she had obviously forgotten Link's relations with Saria.

"I mean…" Navi paused, obviously aware of her obvious mistake. "Borrow it, then…"

Link glared in her general direction, so she decided to shut up.

Mido let out a blissful sigh.

He was sitting inside of his house, and had positioned his fat butt on a, secret and uncomfortable, stool that he used mainly to contemplate what had happened in the past few hours. He had positioned himself so that his legs were rather far apart, so he could rest his elbows on his knees, and rest his head in his hands. The way his hat and his eyelids drooped made it look like he was having a hard time trying to stay awake, which wasn't helped by how slouched his posture had become. He usually did this whenever something shocking happened to him.

"…Maria kissed me…" Mido sighed, recollecting his current memories. "She did it because of a new law I made up. I did it all for…"

Mido hesitated before he even dare utter the next word. His heart had skipped a beat just thinking of her name. His head sank deeper into his hands as his eyelids drooped to their heart's content. A smile cracked upon his lips.

"Vina…" He smirked; his ears seemed to perk just by the sound of her name, his back slouched even further.

Vina, glorious Vina. Vina, his little cherub that had fallen from the world of the creators to stand by his side. Vina, Nayru's beautiful mermaid, swimming the more graceful than any of the Zoras in all of the Zorian rivers. Vina, Din's stunning star, twinkling beyond comparison in the Death Mountain skies, making the Goron's precious stones look hideous. Vina, Farore's sparkling fairy, whizzing to and fro between the heavens and Hyrule, giving gracious gifts to both of the lands. Vina, glorious Vina. The attractive angel was not only single, and had no memories of what happened to her, but for a girl her size, she had the strength to overpower Link. And if she fell in love with him, as was destined to be, he could finally have Link obey his every command. Vina was so perfect for him, it couldn't just be a coincidence!

But then Mido's eyes widened, his ears peaked as his head flew out of his hands.

It was that point in time when it dawned on Mido. What if Vina didn't like watermelons? What if she hated them, or didn't even know what they were? Then having created the new rule would have been a waste of time! No, it couldn't be! Everything created and constructed by the Great Mido would never have been a sheer waste! That is why he was assigned this job in the first place! But, the thought never stopped bugging him—if this was true, then he would never get her first kiss, she would never fall in love with him, and he would never again get to see her na—

"Mido!" called out Tina, who had just run to the front door of the house. "We—what are you doing?"

"Hmm…?" Mido paused, trying his best to pull his mind back to the Realm of Reality, but failing terribly. "Nothing…"

"Mido, we could use your help." Tina huffed, taking in her breath, for she had just run halfway across the village; she did not take further notice of Mido's dreamy state.

"With what?" Mido asked, standing up and tucking the stool back behind his platform.

"Saria! She's missing!" Tina gasped for air.

"She's in the Forest Meadow again." Mido sighed. "The same as yesterday, and the day before."

"Oh. Sorry." Tina gulped, turning around to tell the great news to the other Kokiri.

"Tina?" Mido smirked as shadows formed around his eyes and his forehead.

"Yes Mido?" Tina blinked, turning her head to face her leader.

"I could use your help…"

Navi sighed. Her hair, the tangled mess it had become, was rather dusty except for the parts that were splattered with blood; none of her own, though. There were several tears in her new gown, but this didn't matter for the outfit itself was slutty enough without the Forest's help. The small slippers, that were supposedly shoes, had already been eaten and digested by some of the previously attacking Deku Scrubs. Besides that, Navi had absolutely no other wounds from the previous brawl.

Link, on the other hand, was terrible! He had scraps on his arms, scratches all over his legs, bruises on his neck, and two or three large gashes on his torso. Other than those, Link's hair was fine, his tunic was practically unscathed, and both his shoes were present. He was almost the opposite of Navi's current condition.

Navi smirked, standing up straighter than she was before, just so she could look down on Link; who had crossed his legs, and had put a cloth to his chest. Link couldn't deny it now.

"It is obvious." Navi smirked, great glee portrayed on her lips. "I am better than you."

"You are not." Link grumbled, sinking his back even more into a slouch; Navi could tell that his foolish pride was still intact. "You are missing both your shoes, and you have blood splattered all over your face."

"Oh? And what about you?" Navi grinned, removing her fists from her hips and crossing her arms.

"What about me?" Link glared at her, obviously telling her to shut up; Navi would rather die than give in to Link in a conversation with this much of an advantage to her.

"You were bleeding so much that even Saria was aghast at you're state when she found us." Navi retorted; while her innards cackled at his display. "I may have blood on my face, but that doesn't mean I was the one who bled."

"Hmpf." Link huffed, letting his pride get in the way of him admitting his lost victory.

"It is obvious." Navi smirked; when was the last time she had this much fun making Link feel bad. "I am better than you."

"I'd prefer," Link glared at Navi again, but this time, Link actually rotated his head to make sure that this time, she had full eye contact; but this wouldn't change anything, "to call it 'more experienced'."

Such a sore loser! Not only could she overpower him when she seemed to go back to a child like age, but she could also outsmart him! Navi couldn't help but laugh at him; she held her hand over her mouth, but this didn't restrain her laugh completely.

"Shut up!" Link hissed, turning his head back to where he was staring before. "Didn't you tell Saria that you would take the watch for her while she went the Fairy Fountain?"

"Well, it's not like any monster would dare come up into her sacred grove, especially after the performance she played while saving us!" Navi giggled, trying to retrain her laughs from before.

"We wouldn't need her to defeat all the monsters for us, if you hadn't done so poorly!"

"Hey, look. You expect me to do the best job in Hyrule, unarmed?"

"What? I'm going to lend you my weapons?"

"Listen, you could have listened to me when I suggested we steal Saria's axe!"

"Pay more respect to Saria!" Link snapped at Navi, his head turned to her again, but this time, this action was more out of anger than annoyance.

Navi heard something, like a low growling, but she ignored it.

"Saria is the one who found you, guided you back to the village, and helped make your clothing, I bet!" Link hissed, his eyes had a hard time holding back the utter longing to strangle the girl.

"Actually no," Navi paused, recollecting her thoughts to try and prove Link as wrong as possible, "these clothes were Nina's, but she was willing to part with them because they weren't fashionable anymore."

"Well whatever." Link growled, resembling the growl Navi heard a few seconds back.

Navi sighed and took off her hat, which unbelievably resembled Link's, and threw it on the ground. When the hat hit the ground, dust flew out of it as if it was a chalkboard eraser. She brought her hand to her hair, and she soon figured out that she had a horrible case of hat-head. However, she thought that it would not be the best if she combed her hair in front of Link, since she never had seen him comb is hair, or even brush it. Navi sighed and sat down in front of Link.

No sooner had she done so, when she heard the growling again, and loud rustling of some nearby shrubbery. This time Link looked up at the shrubs, however, by this time, the brush had stopped moving. Navi brought her leg up, so she was in a kneeling position, and ready to attack whatever came at her.

However, she was not the target.

"Link. Get up." Navi told Link, as if she was instructing him how to say his last words.

"Why should I listen to you?" Link huffed.

"Because you might regret it." Navi explained.

"Yeah right. As if." Link smirked.

The bushes rustled wildly, Navi could tell that what was going to attack, was ready to launch.

"Link, I'm serious." Navi glared at this boy, almost as if to say that if the monster wasn't going to attack him, she would. "Watch out."

"Yeah? From what?" Link chuckled, giving a grin as if you say 'make me listen to you'.

"Link—!" Navi yelled, but she was too late.

The rest will be continued in the next chapter…

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