Chapter 2 –

Chapter 2 –

Twins Get a Toy

Hermione seemed to freeze, for just a moment, before her hand rose and she smacked the blond, lips pursing, eyes narrowing. Both Ron and Harry took a step away from her.

"I don't know who you think you are," she said primly, "but I would appreciate it if you did not touch my person without my permission."

With that, she crossed her arms and stepped away from him, leaving the Gryffindors to cough back laughs, and the Slytherin rubbed his cheek in remembrance. They all knew better than to get on Hermione's bad side, and it seemed like this blond had done just that in less than a minute.

Tamaki almost burst into tears, and was instantly in his corner pouting. His finger drew lazy invisible designs on the floor in front of him. Kyouya stepped towards Hermione with his hands up, and his eyes closed in a soft smile.

"Please, Granger-hime, that is only how he is supposed to act with people he believes is a costumer."

"Oh," Granger said, wincing as a hand came up to cover her mouth. She colored slightly, but threw a look over to Potter and the younger Weasley, who were still trying to choke back laughs.

Then, he walked to Haruhi, who was speaking with the Hitachiin twins. He leaned over and whispered a few things before straightening and addressing the entire Host Club.

"Everyone, I would like to introduce the exchange students from England." He made a small bow to them as he extended his hand gesturing toward them.

Kaoru wiggled out of his twins' arms and the two were instantly in front of the group.

"Hi," they chimed together with bright, mischievous smiles. "We're Kaoru,"

"And Hikaru,"

"Hitachiin!" they both chimed in the end.

A small blond boy came bounding up, throwing his arms around Malfoy's neck, only because he was the closest, and laughed. "Hi, I'm Hunni! And that big guy over there is Mori!"

Haruhi stepped forward giving them all a kind bow. "I am Fujioka Haruhi. It is a pleasure to finally meet you all." She lifted a hand and waved it at Tamaki. "And that is Suoh Tamaki-sempai."

Ron's eyes widened when he saw the twins appear before their group. "Not another set," he groaned, hiding his head in Hermione's shoulder.

Harry, however, was busy being amused at the small kid flinging himself into a tense Malfoy's arms. After a moment, the blond's arms rose to keep the kid from falling, though he still looked rather shocked. Not that Harry blamed him, it wasn't everyday that a stranger jumped into your arms.

Then, apparently seeing that no one else was up to doing it, the Weasley twins took it upon themselves to introduce everyone.

"A pleasure," one grinned.

"Simply thrilled to be here," the other agreed.

"I'm Weasley Fred," Fred said.

"No you're not, I'm Fred," the other said, looking slightly offended.

The first one, George(?) frowned at his twin, blinking. "Right, you did win the straw, didn't you? Sorry, I'm George. He's Fred."

The second, Fred(?) (you never could be sure with them.) nodded, grinning cheerfully. "The other red-head is our brother."

"Ickle-Ronnickins, we call him."

"Though he's not so ickle anymore."

"GUYS!!" Ron shouted, head rising from Hermione's shoulder, looking absolutely mortified.

They just laughed. "The lonely girl here, who smacked your . . . Tamaki--"

"George!" Hermione protested, her color deepening.

"Is Granger Hermione," George finished, continuing as if he hadn't heard her, though the twinkle in his eyes said otherwise.

"She's a right bookworm."

"Never able to get them away from them."

"Oh, I don't know, George, she did go to the ball with Krum, wasn't a book in sight then."

"That was only once, Fred."

"True enough, George, but it still happened."

George nodded, conceding. "And don't make her angry."

Fred shook his head. "She'll smack you good."

"Fred, George!"

"Moving on," George said, grinning.

"The blond holding the kid is Malfoy Draco."

"Right snob."

"Holier than thou."

"Sneers at everyone he thinks he's better than . . ."

" . . . Actually, he sneers at everyone."

"And last, but certainly not least," Fred said, his arms flying out wide.

"Is the amazing,"

"Splendid."

"Super-hero type."

"Risk-it-all."

"Harry Potter!!" They both announced.

Harry groaned, all amusement gone.

As suddenly as he'd begun to mope, Tamaki was back in front of the group. "Such youth and enthusiasm!"

His delicate hands were brought up as he cradled his chin, stars in his eyes. Haruhi could only shake her head as she watched her sempai, his antics always did get on her nerves.

Hikaru tilted his head one way while Kaoru tiled his the other. Then, without exchanging a look, they held their grins. "Kakkoii! (1)" the two of them separated and made their way sneakily around to Fred, and Kaoru poked him in the cheek.

Fred blinked at him a moment before grinning and poking him back.

"Ne, Ne Hikaru-chan! They're twins like us!"

Hikaru nodded and looked at George. They were not used to seeing other twins that were as identical as they were. Or even, upon closer inspection, more so.

Mori stepped forward. "Mitsukuni . . ." his voice was deep, and though he only said one word, Hunni knew exactly what he meant.

Quickly, he let go of the stunned blond and shimmied his up onto the taller boy's shoulders.

"Gomen, Malfoy-chan!" Hunni smiled cutely from his perch and waved his bunny doll.

Malfoy gave a rather stiff doll, his eyes still holding quite a bit of shock, and looking quite out of sorts.

Kyouya just sighed again, rubbing his temples.

Hikaru then noticed the dark-haired boy the other set of twins had made such a commotion about, and looked at him with interest. He was fairly short, about the same height as Granger, and thin. Very thin. The boy also wore glasses, big round glasses, excruciatingly similar to what Haruhi wore before they got her, her contacts.

"Ne, Kaoru-chan . . . I think we have a new play toy," Hikaru smirked.

Kaoru followed his twin's line of sight, smirking as well when he caught sight of the boy.

Fred and George, the only two who seemed to have heard what the other set had said, shared a look. Harry wasn't a play toy. They'd have to make sure that things didn't get too out of hand.

Harry, along with Ron and Hermione, were completely oblivious to this as they just stepped back out of the group, wondering what they had just gotten themselves mixed up in. They all shared a look, Ron's eyes very pointedly telling Harry that he'd gotten them into this.

Harry shrugged back helplessly, there wasn't anything that he could do now.

It was then that Kyouya decided to step forward once more. "Please, everyone, finish the errands that need to be done before your classes. Kaoru, Hikaru,"

"Hai!" the two chimed, averting their eyes away from the oblivious Harry.

"You two will be in charge of cleaning the floors." Kyouya turned and pointed to Tamaki. "You're in charge of organizing the sweet drawers."

Tamaki nodded and went back to work. Turning to Mori and Hunny, Kyouya adjusted his glasses.

"You two will be clearing off the tables, and please, Hunni-sempai, do not eat the left over sweets."

Mori nodded and walked away to a few tables, a cheering Hunni still perched on his broad shoulders.

"And you, Fujioka-chan, would you please take our funds down to the book keeper."

Haruhi nodded and took a large metal bok from Kyouya's desk. She waved goodbye exchange students. "I hope you will not be strangers to the Host Club, even if Tamaki-sempai is a bit of an over-dramatic person." Her smile was warm as she left.

Finally, Kyouya turned back to the group of Hogwarts students after having done a complete 360 just by pivoting on one foot while giving orders. "Now, shall we get you to your classes?"

Everyone blinked in stunned silence. It wasn't everyday you saw someone your own age able to give orders so well and have so many others obey without question.

Finally, it was Hermione that nodded. "That would be perfect!" she grinned, causing Ron to groan.

Fred and George rolled their eyes before leaning in and whispering to eachother.

We've got to get her away from school work."

"Agreed. Don't want another McGonagall on our heels."

"Bad enough that Snape's here."

"Evil git."

Harry just nodded to Kyouya, feeling very lost in everything. He was sure that it was very visible, but there wasn't much he could do. He hadn't felt this out of his depth since he'd started Hogwarts just over five years ago. Well, if nothing else, he'd stick to Ron and Hermione until he felt a bit more secure.

Kakkoii – cool

Allanasha Ke Kiri: Yeah, here's chapter 2 everyone. Wow, this is just so easy to write, it's almost scary. Of course it probably helps that we have a very detailed outline of what we want to do.

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