Hey guys! It's me again. Back with another chapter! CHYEAAAH! Thanks for my first reviews :) I promise this will be a longer chapter! By the way, I could easily have written this in normal story format. But it's soooo much more fun in IM!
Disclaimer:
Stephenie Meyer- I created the Twilight Saga.
Me- :O Did not! I did!
Stephenie Meyer- Prove it!
Me- ...
Stephenie Meyer- Hm? What's that?
Me- Okay. I can't prove it.
Stepehenie Meyer- Ha! I told you! I OWN IT ALL!
Me-Yes, yes you do.
Rapunzel (Tangled)- *mumbles* I belong to Disney.
Me- Rapunzel stop mumbling. You know how I hate the mumbling!
Rapunzel- I BELONG TO DISNEY! Did I mumble, owner? Or should I even call you that?
Me- No you shouldn't. You belong to Disney. YOU TOTALLY BELONG TO DISNEY!
(If you've watched Tangled, you'd get this disclaimer)
The Vamps and Wolves have IM!
Chapter 2: Cool (A/N: YAY! The rest of the Cullens have arrived! The other wolves come soon, don't worry just yet!)
Screen names:
Bella:YayImAVampire
Edward: IKnowWhereYouLive
Nessie: ImSpecial
Jacob:HottestPupInTown
Alice: ShoppingForever
Jasper: :)
Rosalie: YouKnowImHot
Emmett: CuddlyAsAGrizzly
Carlisle: PassMeTheScalpel
Esme: SmallMomma
PassMeTheScalpel is online.
YayImAVampire is online.
YayImAVampire: hi carlisle!
PassMeTheScalpel: hello there, bella. how are you today?
YayImAVampire: good. :) how are you?
PassMeTheScalpel: im fine. bella, may i ask what :) means?
YayImAVampire: seriously? um ... it means smile or happy!
PassMeTheScalpel: oh, i see. thank you. :)
YayImAVampire: :)
HottestPupInTown is online.
HottestPupInTown: hey bella. *nods* carlisle.
YayImAVampire: hi jake!
PassMeTheScalpel: hello jacob. :)
HottestPupInTown: hey bells, how come none of my guys are on?
YayImAVampire: meh, they're annoying.
HottestPupInTown: HURTFUL!
ImSpecial is online.
HottestPupInTown: NESSIEBUM!
ImSpecial: JAKEYPOO!
YayImAVampire: eeeeeww. nessie, even mommy and daddy don't say that...
IKnowWhereYouLive is online.
ShoppingForever is online.
:) is online.
CuddlyAsAGrizzly is online.
YouKnowImHot is online.
SmallMomma is online.
PassMeTheScalpel: WOAH! that was totally rad how you all awesomely signed on together!
Everyone: WTF?
PassMeTheScalpel: i was trying to sound 'cool'?
ImSpecial: pfft. you dont know cool grandaddy.
PassMeTheScalpel: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: dad?
YayImAVampire: ah, i taught him what a smiley face was.
ShoppingForever: hahahahahahaha LOL
PassMeTheScalpel: see, im being cool :)
SmallMomma: no. you're not cool, honey.
PassMeTheScalpel has gone offline because he is upset that nobody thinks he's cool.
YouKnowImHot: bella's on? im going off.
YayImAVampire: rosalie... i thought we moved on from this!
YouKnowImHot: things do, i dont.
YouKnowImHot has gone offline to get away from Bella.
YayImAVampire: so not fair... EDWARD COME COMFORT ME!
YayImAVampire has gone offline to sulk.
IKnowWhereYouLive: ha. great. *groans*
IKnowWhereYouLive has gone offline to comfort Bella.
:): BAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA cat fight on IM!
ShoppingForever: is that you, jasper?
:): yeah. ;)
ShoppingForever: ...
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
Everyone still online: WHAT?
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: tangled 3
SmallMomma: that beautiful rapunzel movie?
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: yeeeeeep. :) the best!
ShoppingForever: wow. never knew you were a disnerd emmett. LMAO!
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: ha ha. weeeeeeeeeell i just got some more tickets to come and see it on friday. YAYAYAYAYAY! anyone wanna come with?
Everyone still on, except Jasper: ME!
:): No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ImSpecial:why uncle jaz? i looooooove flynn! he's sooooo HOT!
HottestPupInTown: *clears throat*
ImSpecial: hahahaaha pooooooor jakeypoo. of course ill always love you more!
HottestPupInTown: naaaaaw... 3
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: *mutters* get a room...
ImSpecial: WELL FINE UNCLE EMMETT! ME AND JAKEYPOO WILL GO WATCH IT ON OUR OWN!
ImSpecial has gone offline angrily to go watch Tangled with Jacob.
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: drama much?
HottestPupInTown: pshhhhhhht. you haven't SEEN drama...
ImSpecial is online.
ImSpecial: JACOB!
ImSpecial has gone offline even more angrier than she was earlier.
HottestPupInTown: coming!
ImSpecial has gone offline.
HottestPupInTown: see what i mean?
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: ha, yeah.
HottestPupInTown has gone offline to make the drama queen happy.
ShoppingForever: woooooow. you did good , em.
:): yeah. now you're not gonna enjoy life for the next two nights. TAAAANTRUUUM!
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: LOL ha ha ha yeah thanks for the heads up. :P
:): no worries.
CuddlyAsAGrizzly has gone offline to prepare for the following nights.
ShoppingForever: how does the IM company know this stuff?
:): STALKERSSSSSSSSS
PassMeTheScalpel: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
:): carlisle's still on? he's been quiet the whole time... STALKEEEEEERRRRR
:) has gone offline to get away from the stalkeeeeerrr.
ShoppingForever has gone offline to follow Jasper.
SmallMomma: bye jasper and alice? no goodbye to mommy :'(
PassMeTheScalpel: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
SmallMomma: go away, carlisle.
SmallMomma has gone offline to get away from her speech impedimental husband.
PassMeTheScalpel: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
PassMeTheScalpel has gone offline to draw smiley faces on his wall.
Sooo, I hope that was okay. This whole chapter is about 4 pages on NeoOffice, so I'm guessing it's longer than the previous one. :)
Please R&R!
xx Yssa :)