Hey everybody! I'm glad to announce six reviews! LOL what an achievement. Could you guys possibly suggest my story to other people? I'd really appreciate it if you did!
I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in, like, MONTHS! I've actually started high school (as a 7th Grader!), and have been really busy from the beginning of the school year with doing HOMEWORK... etc. I also guess I had writer's block, but I remembered that the rest of the Quileutes were meant to come in!
I'm heaps sad to say, I'm actually not going to update as much as I should, because I'm probably going to have lots of homework and other things to do with high school. :( But I will definitely try to update as much as possible!
Soooo here's another chappy!
Paparazzi- Excuse me! Were you the one who created the Twilight Saga?
Me- Yes, yes! ME ME ME!
Stephenie Meyer- NO NO NO NO NO! It was meeeeee!
Paparazzi: :O A SCANDAAAAAL! Is that true? Did STEPHENIE MEYER create the Twilight Saga?
Me- Yeah...
And I don't own Barbie either. Not that Barbie Millicent Roberts and the Three Horses exists. I also don't own the Barbierians (which I heard from a friend is what they call Barbie fans). :L
The Vamps and Wolves have IM!
Chapter 3: The Mutts (A/N: Judging by the title, here come the rest of the wolves! No Collin and Brady, though, guys. :( I don't know them well enough to give them the right screen name.)
Screen Names:
Bella:YayImAVampire
Edward: IKnowWhereYouLive
Nessie: ImSpecial
Jacob:HottestPupInTown
Alice: ShoppingForever
Jasper: :)
Rosalie: YouKnowImHot
Emmett: CuddlyAsAGrizzly
Carlisle: PassMeTheScalpel
Esme: SmallMomma
Paul: TemperMuch
Sam: ImTheAlpha
Quil: ILoveYouClaire
Embry: IMissMyHair
Seth: NotMistyWater
Jared: ChickenBoy (A/N: I don't really know if you'll know what I mean with this s/n, but if you've watched the second disc from the Eclipse DVD, you'll understand. Or just simply from Eclipse the movie, you can see Jared eating chicken. :) I guess he held on to that all the way into after Breaking Dawn)
Leah: IHateBella
Emily: AlphasWifey
ShoppingForever is online.
:) is online.
ShoppingForever: aaaaaaawww! jasper, that's sooo sweet how you signed on with me!
:): oh, YEAAAHH... i TOTALLY knew that you were on... :)
ShoppingForever: *shoots death stare*
YouKnowImHot is online.
YouKnowImHot: oh, alice. you dont need to give death stares! i've already accepted that i'm prettier AND hotter than you! it's time that you should too... *comforts alice*
ShoppingForever: *slaps rosalie away* *cries hysterically*
:): great, rosalie! now i'm going to have to watch as alice drowns herself in makeup *mutters* without her, i'm not gonna be able to enjoy barbie millicent roberts and the three horses :'(
YouKnowImHot: BAHAHAHAH! first emmett being a disnerd, and jasper a barbierian! HAHAHA this is so worth putting on facebook!
ILoveYouClaire is online.
YouKnowImHot: QUIL?
ILoveYouClaire: YEAH?
YouKnowImHot: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ILoveYouClaire: I WANTED TO CHAT TO PEOPLE.
YouKnowImHot: WHO INVITED YOU?
ILoveYouClaire: NO ONE. MYSELF. PROBLEM? AND WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
YouKnowImHot: NO ONE. EEEXXXAAACCCTTTLLLYYY! YES! PROBLEM. I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE SHOUTING, MAYBE BECAUSE I'M ANGRY! D:
ILoveYouClaire: well then, if you don't mind, i'm not angry. so i'm not gonna shout.
NotMistyWater is online.
ImTheAlpha is online.
YouKnowImHot: oh, hey seth. SAM?
NotMistyWater: .. hi rosalie ...
ImTheAlpha: hello to you too rosalie?
YouKnowImHot: no, i'm leaving.
YouKnowImHot has gone offline because more wolves are online.
NotMistyWater: well, that's very nice.
ImTheAlpha: VERY.
ShoppingForever: sorry guys. its already been like three years after the 'meeting' with the volturi, and she's still angry at the pack. -.-
NotMistyWater: why is she angry?
ShoppingForever: she's angry that you plotted to kill renesmee.
NotMistyWater: I THOUGHT THEY BOTH WERE OVER THAT.
ShoppingForever: obviously, not.
ImTheAlpha: ah, that's okay. have you seen jacob lately?
ShoppingForever: ha, last time i saw him, he was with nessie.
NotMistyWater: of course he is, he always is. he never spends time with me anymore. :'(
ShoppingForever: aww... poor you. WHAT ABOUT ME? nessie never wants to go shopping with her aunt alice anymore! :'(
NotMistyWater: boohoo.
ShoppingForever: :P
ImTheAlpha: OKAY we get it, jacob ditches us. a lot. forgets about his alpha duties too. :/
TemperMuch is online.
IHateBella is online.
:): HAI
TemperMuch: GO AWAY! :(
IHateBella: temper much ?
TemperMuch: SHUT UP.
ShoppingForever: hey guys.
:): HAI
ShoppingForever: I WASNT TALKING TO YOU JASPER D:
ShoppingForever has gone offline out of frustration.
:): BAI
:) has gone offline to follow Alice as usual.
NotMistyWater: oh heey.
IHateBella: OH HEY SETH HOW YOU GOING LITTLE BRO?
TemperMuch: HE'S FINE
NotMistyWater: speak for yourself much? im not so good ..
PassMeTheScalpel is online.
PassMeTheScalpel: I HEARD SOMEONE IS NOT FOOD.
NotMistyWater and TemperMuch and IHateBella: WTF
PassMeTheScalpel: GOD*
PassMeTheScalpel: GOOD* FML
NotMistyWater: ... o.O
PassMeTheScalpel: AGH . Okay, let me rephrase. I heard someone is not good. SETH DO YOU NEED A FREAKING SURGERY?
IHateBella: DONT YELL AT MY BROTHER
TemperMuch: temper much?
IHateBella: SHUT UP
NotMistyWater: no... i might just need mom... but i think you need some psychiatric help...
PassMeTheScalpel: I'M the doctor here. Please state your problem.
SmallMomma is online.
SmallMomma: NO carlisle. you are on holiday leave. PLEASE LEAVE THE COMPUTER.
CuddlyAsAGrizzly is online.
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: why did you call on me mom?
SmallMomma: please take your father off the computer please...
TemperMuch: NOOOO! please dont! i want everybody to stay on and be a happy family with rainbows and daisies in our cyber garden behind our instant messaging home which has a unicorn in every chatroom! D: please dont take mr. doctor man away!
Like everybody: WHAT THE FUDGEEE?
ChickenBoy is online.
ChickenBoy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ChickenBoy:
IHateBella: high on chicken, jared?
ChickenBoy:
CuddlyAsAGrizzly: geez... i wont take him away... jared, you laugh more than paul's unicorn.
TemperMuch: :O :D XD
IHateBella: mood swing much?
TemperMuch: :O :D XD EMMETT MET MY UNICORN!
CuddlyAsAGrizzly has gone offline.
SmallMomma: It didnt say why...
Because he doesn't want to get involved with Paul's unicorn.
SmallMomma: hm.
ChickenBoy: paul = *hacked*
IHateBella: BAD JARED
TemperMuch: ikr? gone to get ONE pringle and BAM! hacked.
ChickenBoy:
TemperMuch: -.-
ILoveYouClaire is online.
ILoveYouClaire: say you love me, say you love me, and put it in a love song - put it in a love song
SmallMomma: hi quil ...
PassMeTheScalpel: HOW MANY OF YOU FREAKING NEED THAT SURGERY?
ILoveYouClaire: WOAAAAAH, WE'RE HALF WAY THERE, WOOOOOAAAAAAH LIVING ON A PRAYER!
PassMeTheScalpel: i am tired. goodbye people who need to be diagnosed with cephaloneuronal disseminata.
IHateBella: um?
ILoveYouClaire: you got the BEEEEST of both worlds, chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show
Everybody: ...
YayImAVampire is online.
IKnowWhereYouLive is online.
ImSpecial is online.
HottestPupInTown is online.
IHateBella: what a FAMILY.
IHateBella has gone offline because she is jealous that there is a dad and joy in their happy family.
YayImAVampire: aw...
ImSpecial: aw...
IKnowWhereYouLive: :(
HottestPupInTown: i kinda feel bad ...
IMissMyHair is online.
IMissMyHair: what else did i miss?
IKnowWhereYouLive: we kinda upset leah... by coming on as a family...
Everybody: *pauses*
Everybody: *awkward silences of everyone pondering*
Everybody has gone offline to comfort, pity and run away from Leah.
Okay guys, there's another chapter. (: Thank goodness I finally updated. Sorry for keeping you all waiting, but thanks for waiting so LONG! I hope you guys don't mind the randomness or the lack of storyline, I'm trying to make this as realistic as possible, like as if the characters were bored and wanting to have some fun on MSN. And don't forget to try suggest my stories to other people!
Thanks, Yssa x