And here's chapter number three. This one here is a little boring, but therefore I added some cuteness. Perhaps some of you have wondered what happens when Phineas gets jealous. If you have, read on cause what I think might happen is written down in this chap. Again, please leave a comment. I'm open for any kind of criticism, just please don't flame.
chapter three - Linda's dream.
"Why didn't anybody warn me that Candace's dreams aren't suitable for children?" Phineas asked when he managed to calm down.
Every single one of three had been totally messed up when they came out of Candace's dream. Isabella head had heated up immensely. She had never been ready to see wishes and desires so deep and the fact that she had been there when it happened, even in someone else's dream, was enough to shake her up. Add the fact that she wished Phineas would do something like this with her someday, though she hoped it would take a few years until then … you get the point.
Ferb, being the most mature of them all understood best what had been going on there, so it was out of question that he was startled as well. No matter how calm he usually was, he was only a ten year old and not quite ready to have his innocent eyes dirtied. That and he was probably the only one who understood that his stepsister was a pervert.
As for Phineas … he was just grossed out. He had frozen after they had come out of Candace's dream. His eyes had been wide and his limbs stiff. Ferb had to carry him out of the room and all the way to the bathroom and splatter him with cold water just to have him snap back into reality. And that's where they were now.
"If it hadn't been for Isabella …" Phineas shuddered.
"Perhaps we should skip Teenager dreams from now on", Ferb said.
"That might not be too bad of an idea. How about we go to the next dream then? I'm sure mom's dreams are pretty harmless."
Phineas walked out of the bathroom and the other two followed him. Isabella walked a bit behind, not yet recovered, but Phineas was already too himself again to notice. Together the trio tip toed back to Linda and Lawrence's room. Ferb did the same routine he did before with fastening the little device on Linda's head and together, they got sucked into Phineas' mom's dream world.
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Doofenschmirtz was the first to appear in the loft of the skyscraper he called his home. With a 'thump' he fell on the floor while Perry, landing shortly after him, landed more or less softly on the evil genius' bony body.
"Curse you Perry the platypus!" Doofenschmirtz whined.
Perry jumped off the Doctor to so that he could stand up and so he did.
"You may have saved the first victim, Perry the platypus, but the night is young and I have many tries and many traps!"
As he said this, a cage fell on Parry and he was trapped once again. He looked at his nemesis with a death glare.
"Now don't look at me like this, Perry the platypus, I'm only doing my job here. Besides, even if you manage to stop every single one of my tried to make people's dreams horrible, you won't be able to stop my daughter, who has probably already foiled at least one person's dreams."
Perry took out a key and opened the cage with it.
"Wait, Perry the platypus, where did you get that key? And where did you keep it?" Doofenschmirtz asked.
But he never got an answer. Perry opened the cage and attacked Doofenschmirtz. With some effort the Dr. managed to get the Platypus off him. But Perry did not want to give his nemesis a break and went for another attack. Doofenschmirtz evaded Perry's kick just in time and got himself a long piece of metal. Perry looked around and found another piece of metal and so they fenced for life. Perry almost had Doofenschmirtz when he found a banana and threw it at Perry, throwing him off balance for a few seconds, but it was enough that Doofenschmirtz could hit Perry's stomach and make him unable to move for a while. He ran to his computer and clicked on another name. Again, he got sucked into the camera and again, Perry was just in time to follow.
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Phineas was the first one to land, Ferb followed. Isabella came a bit late and she did not fall in a position that promised a soft landing, but therefore, she fell right into Phineas' arms.
"Where are we here?" Phineas asked, putting Isabella down gently.
They were in a huge building that looked immensely futuristic. It was pretty much empty, made totally out of colored glass. Many aerodynamic looking bridges were built from one glass wall to the other. On one of the edge's of the building was a café in which a barkeeper was polishing a plate. On the widest of the bridges where a few people sitting around a table, apparently drinking coffee. Phineas made a gesture for the other two to stay silent and started tip-toeing up the first bridge. Isabella and Ferb followed him. The trio approached the small crowd as much as possible without getting spotted or heard, which was pretty hard seeing that there weren't many places to hide and the dream in itself was extraordinary quiet. The only noises were the ones of the crowd of people talking and that was only audible if you were close enough.
Soon, the trio was not only close enough to make out what the people were saying, but they could also identify them. On the one corner of the table was Phineas' and Ferb's teenage mom. All the other people there were also teens, but they all seemed foreign.
"So Joel, you're from brazil?" Young Linda asked the boy sitting next to him.
He had short raven-black hair and piercing eyes as black as his hair. His skin was smooth and tanned and his when he smiled, his shining teeth were a nice opposite to the rest of him.
"Yes, I am." He answered with a heavy accent.
"Oh my …" Isabella whispered next to Phineas.
When Phineas turned around to her, he saw that she was looking at Joel with the same dreamy look the younger version of his mom did. And for some reason, he didn't like that at all.
"He's like the god of war come to life. If I only was a bit older …" Isabella sighed. "I have to say Phineas, your mom has a nice taste."
Phineas glared at Isabella with a death glare, but she was too caught up in observing Joel to notice. So Phineas turned his head and went to glower at the oh-so-perfect boy instead.
"She sure does. That guy has written 'hot' all over him" another voice suddenly came from Ferb's direction.
Phineas and Ferb turned to him and saw a tall brown-haired girl covered in black clothes sitting next to Ferb. Ferb himself was looking up to her, expressionless as always. The girl noticed the stares and turned to Phineas and Isabella.
"What are you doing in my mother's dreams, Vanessa?" Ferb asked.
"Oh, my dad has another one of his crazy schemes. He wants to turn everybody's dreams into nightmares and he asked me to help him. And since you told me to meet him halfway I thought; 'Oh what the heck' and joined him and ended up here. But since this is your mother's dream, I'll spare it. Besides, I can't help drooling over that definition of hotness over there."
All four turned their gazes back to Joel who was now talking with a blond girl sitting opposite of him with a bit of a Russian accent. Vanessa and Isabella sighed and melted only through observing the dream boy while Ferb looked to the ground depressed and Phineas went red with anger.
They all observed for a bit. Judging from the accents, there was one from Germany, one from Italy and one from Japan. There was also a boy from Arabia, one from Australia, one from Poland and one from England that looked a lot like a younger version of Lawrence. Every single one of them either had a cup of tea or a cup of coffee and a plate with something sweet in front of them. But since they were only sitting around and talking, Phineas and Ferb soon got bored and decided to leave.
"Aww, just a bit longer", Isabella begged.
"No!" Phineas was starting to get ticked off again.
"Pretty please? A girl doesn't get to see a boy that nice every day!"
"Okay, you can stay, but Ferb and I are leaving. You can think of another way to get out of here."
Isabella was stunned. When did Phineas get to be so mean? He was usually niceness in person and would never talk to anybody like that. He would never threaten anybody like that and much less actually fulfill that threat. What on earth had gotten into him? Whatever it was, Isabella didn't think it was a good idea to pull on his patience any longer and so she gave in.
"You guys go; I'll stay here a bit longer." Vanessa sighed and went back to swooning over Joel.
Ferb gave her one last sad look which she missed before he pulled on his ear which got them out of the dream and back into reality.