AN: See? Told ya. Two in one night. Kinda. I couldn't sleep, so I wrote and posted at like one in the morning. Booyah. So be sure you read chapter 5 AND chapter 6 because they're both NEW!

Special shout out to xxxRKOEnigmaxxx. Because biggest fans are the greatest fans =p

(Jess)

After I was freshened up and ready to take on the world, I fumbled around the arena until I found catering. After looking around, I decided that Y2J was NOT in the building, and instead went to sit with the Levesques.

"Have y'all seen Chris?" I asked as I took a chair. Paul and Steph both shook their heads.

"He might be in a meeting or something," Steph offered helpfully.

"He'll find his way here eventually," Paul said with a smirk. "You really can't get rid of the man." We all chuckled a little. "So, how's Randy been?"

"Neh, he's growing on me," I said with a smirk.

"Oh really?" I yelled out in surprise when Randy clapped his two big hands down on my shoulders.

"Dude, you have GOT to stop sneaking up on me!" I said, turning to give him a glare. He smirked down at me and messed up my damp hair before grabbing a plate he had placed on the table behind us and taking a seat.

"Or maybe, you should become a LITTLE more observant." I gave a snort and grabbed a cookie off his plate.

"YOU are a mean old man," I said, taking a bite of the chocolaty treat.

"Hey now," Randy glared. "I don't care what I do. Nobody touches the cookies. Go get your own."

"Why would I do that when there's perfectly good ones right here?" I asked, finishing it off and going for another. Randy slapped my hand away, and Paul grabbed one while the Legend Killer was distracted.

"She's got a point," he said, taking a bite. We high fived each other as Randy scowled at us.

"Oh, it is on now," he threatened. "You just wait." I tapped Paul's arm.

"Wait, did he just CHALLENGE me to a prank war?"

"I think he did, Jess. You got something in mind?"

"I'm the prank master. Bring it, Legend Killer." Randy and I stared each other down before all four of us burst out in laughter.

"What's so funny over here?" We looked up and saw Chris.

"Dude, I've been looking for you!" I exclaimed. "You said you would be in here!"

"Sorry, I've got things to do," he said.

"But I was lost and alone and I just didn't know what to do and I didn't know where you went and… and…" I fake sobbed. Chris grabbed me and hugged me tight.

"Oh I'm so sorry," he said, mocking me.

"Ow, Chris, airflow."

"But I left you all alone!" He squeezed tighter. "How could I ever make it up to you?"

"Life would be nice," I gasped.

"What was that? Speak up, I can't hear you!" Thinking quickly, I pretended to pass out. "Jess? Jessica?" he asked. He let me go. "Are you breathing?" He put his ear by my mouth to see if anything was coming out, and I yelled. He jumped back, I fell back into my chair laughing.

"That's what you get!" Randy got up, chuckling.

"Well, I've gotta head out. I'll see you guys later."

(Randy)

Alright, it's official. I don't mind the kid anymore. And now we had common ground to build on. So, when we got to the restaurant after the show that night, I waited for an opportunity to get payback for the cookies.

"I am so hungry," Jess said with big eyes as her burger reached the table. I had joined our small party about half an hour after they had ordered, so when I had ordered my food, they were getting theirs. The waitress placed her food in front of her, and her mouth was practically watering. "Oh yeah," she said, picking up the food to take a bite. Just as she was about to bite down, I grabbed the burger from her and took the plate.

"I'll take that," I said. Her jaw dropped.

"Uh, no!" she said, trying to grab it back.

"Uh, yeah! You took my cookies, and I'm taking your dinner. Fair trade." It was Jess's turn to glare now.

"I will bite your hand," she growled.

"Mmm…" I groaned, taking a bite. "This has got to be the best burger I have ever eaten." John, Ted, and Cody were looking a little bit confused, but they were laughing nonetheless.

"Randy!" she whined. "I'm hungry!"

"I'm not," I said. "This is freaking delicious."

Mission accomplished.

(Jessie)

Turns out, Randy had ordered the same thing that I did, so I just got my food a little later than everyone else. But I was MAD, so I spent the whole wait plotting my revenge. Oh yeah, I was gonna get him good.

But, instead of getting him back that night, I dropped subtle hints that he should watch his back and bided my time instead.

So, about two days later, Ted and I came back from a McDonalds run armed with little packets of ketchup. I went into the bathroom in our hotel room to plant my trap and then warned all the men in the room not to go number two. Well, except for Randy that is. So while I was schooling Cody at Halo ONCE AGAIN, we shared a quick high five when Randy yelled from the bathroom.

"What the- Why is their ketchup under the seat?" I had poked small holes in the packets so they would squirt when pressure was applied.

"I figured you'd want some ketchup with my burger!" I called. I heard the bathroom door open.

"Oh Cody!" Randy cooed.

"Yeah?"

"Were you in on this?"

"Nope!"

"Good, then I've got a job for you," Randy said. He grabbed Cody by the ear and dragged him out of the hotel room. When they came back in, they both had sly looks on their faces.

"What are you two up to?" I asked suspiciously. Cody grabbed me from behind while Randy pulled a pack of ketchup out of his pocket.

"Sorry Jess," Cody said. "He threatened Sven."

"Who's Sven?" I demanded, struggling to get out of his grasp.

"The Xbox. Duh." Randy cut a hole in the ketchup and advanced on me.

"C'mon now, Randy, it was just a joke!" I said. "It doesn't have to come down to this."

"Oh, you have no idea. Sorry Jess, but around here, payback is harsh." He took aim, and fired.

"TEDDY!" I yelled, racing down the hallway after I escaped from Cody and Randy and bolted out the door. I hadn't gotten away before Cody had told Randy where my hidden ketchup stash was and my head had been effectively covered in the red gooey stuff. I got away from Randy and got out the door and saw Ted coming down the hallway. "SAVE ME!"

"What in the world happened to you?" he asked.

"No time to talk," I gasped, pushing him back into the elevator. Randy and Cody came out of the room, looked around, and then ran towards us. I pushed the door closed button and stuck my tongue out as they reached us a second too late.

"I guess he found your prank?" Ted asked. I nodded sadly.

"He didn't appreciate it too much." I pushed the ground floor button.

"Jess, my room's on the third floor."

"And that's where they'll be expecting us to go." I grabbed his phone and dialed Randy. "Tell him you've got me on the ground floor." Ted shrugged and did as I told him to. Then I hit the third floor button, and sure enough, we made it safely to his room. I locked myself in the bathroom and refused to come out when Randy and Codeman finally figured out where we were.

"Alright," Randy said. "You win, you got away."

"I don't trust you!"

"Aw, tell her Ted!"

"He has no ketchup!" I had washed my hair out and was waiting for them to leave before I ventured out the door. Hearing Ted's word, I peeked out the door and saw Randy and Cody giving me innocent smiles.

"Teddy, are you just watching out for Sven, too?"

"Who in the world is Sven?" he demanded.

"The Xbox!" Cody and I exclaimed at the same time.

"Get out the bathroom," Ted demanded. I slowly stepped out, keeping my back to the wall. Out the corner of my eye, I saw Cody diving at me. I side stepped him and tackled Randy. Ted pulled me off and held me still.

"Alright. That's it," Randy said. "I happen to know your one weakness."

"What?" I demanded. "I don't… I'm not afraid of anything!" He chuckled darkly.

"You talk in your sleep," he said with an evil grin. Without another word, he proceeded to tickle me relentlessly.

"Bahahahah RANDY! Bahahahahahahah! STOP IT! AAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! I can't… ahahahaha don't blame me if…" With as much force as I could muster, I stomped on Ted's bare foot.

"YOWCH!" Ted yelled. He didn't let me go, and Ted finally stopped his assault.

"Do you give?" he asked.

"Never!" I hissed. He resumed the tickling, and kept it up until my sides hurt from laughing too much. John lazily walked in the room at some point, and I begged him for help. He watched in amusement for a few moments before he finally got Randy off of me. I collapsed on the bed and recuperated. "I am SO gonna get you!"

AN: Ahh, just a fun little crack chapter. I needed to write some happy. It's just been that kind of week.