Adventures In Alchemy: Bosom Buddies

by Onyxlight

Ed and Roy return from a mission...a little altered but our heroes get a little sidetracked trying to fix it. Humorous collection of drabbles with Ed and Roy partial gender-switch

1. The Bust

Title: Adventures In Alchemy: The Bust
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Words: 100
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary/Other Info: Ed and Roy return from a mission...a little altered.
A/N: I am so blaming my buddy nomdeplume13 for this

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When the two alchemists reported for duty the office was stunned silent. Open mouths and wide eyes filled the room.

They had known sending Ed and Roy off on a mission together would be interesting, but none could have predicted what they saw before them.

Both men were sporting no less than C cups on their chest and Havoc would bet Ed's rack was a D. However, it was tough to say with his eyes blurring the way they were from biting back the laughter.

"Run into a bit of bad luck, Chief?"

"Not another word Lieutenant, not another word."