Sam closed his locker, and there was Rachel Berry.
"Why didn't you tell me Sharpay Evans is your cousin" she demanded
"Uh, because it never came up. And because I try to avoid you as much as possible" Sam said
"I'm just going to ignore that last comment! Sharpay Evans is a legend! And she's your cousin. That's like Lea Michele being my sister"
"Uh, who's Lea Michele?"
"ANYWAY!, I have to have a private session with Sharpay. She could get me on Broadway, Sam! BROADWAY!" Rachel was overly excited and dramatic
"You're kind of scaring me, so I'm gonna go now" Sam said, walking away
"WAIT!" Rachel ran after him
"You act like Sharpay is no big deal! And now that I think of it, back in Glee, you sounded like you didn't even want to give Mr. Schuester the idea. What's going on?"
"IT'S EMBARRISING! Sharpay is way over the top, and so is her brother. I don't even like socializing with them. When she gets here, my life is going to be over"
"Then why did you give Mr. Schue the idea?"
"Because she's family. And I can't turn my back on family. Sometimes, family is all I have" Sam frowned, remembering when him and Quinn broke up, and Sharpay missed her show to be with him.
"Wow, Sam. That's really sweet" Rachel said
Then, the front doors open.
"Oh boy" Sam knew who it was
Sharpay.
She walked down the hallway, looking like slow motion.
"Oh my god! She has Boi" Rachel whispered in excitement
Sharpay walked right up to Sam and Rachel, everyone staring. She took off her pink sunglasses and smiled.
"Sam!" she beamed, and hugged him
"Hi Sharpay" he said flatly
"Who's your friend?" she looked over at Rachel
"I-I-I'm Rachel Berry" for the first time, Rachel Berry was speechless
"Cute reindeer sweater" Sharpay smiled, then looked back at Sam
"Ryan won't be here until tomorrow, so I can't speak to your club today"
"Wait! Ryan's coming?"
"Of course. I don't go anywhere without Ry"
"Crap" Sam muttered to himself
"Now, take me to Mr. Shoe or whatever" she linked her arm with Sam's
"It was nice meeting you" she smiled at Rachel, and they walked off
