Adventures In Alchemy: Bosom Buddies

by Onyxlight

Ed and Roy return from a mission...a little altered but our heroes get a little sidetracked trying to fix it. Humorous collection of drabbles with Ed and Roy partial gender-switch

3. The Knockers

Title: Adventures In Alchemy: The Knockers
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Words: 100
Characters: Mainly Roy/Ed but some others too ^_^
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary/Other Info: Al and Ed are still trying to process the change but Roy is else wise occupied...

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After two cups of coffee Al grew worried about the still absent General and sent Ed after him. Ed knocked on the bathroom door and when Roy didn't answer Ed shouted, "Quit enjoying it you Bastard, before you piss fate off and we're stuck with boobs!"

The door flew open, Roy yanked Ed inside and Alphonse tried to pretend like this wasn't warping him in some way.

"I'm nothing if not an opportunist love. It would be a shame to let this pass us by."

Golden eyes stared at Roy in disbelief as the meaning of those words sunk in.