Adventures In Alchemy: Bosom Buddies

by Onyxlight

Ed and Roy return from a mission...a little altered but our heroes get a little sidetracked trying to fix it. Humorous collection of drabbles with Ed and Roy partial gender-switch

5. The Jugs

Title: Adventures In Alchemy: The Jugs

Words: 100
Characters: Mainly Roy/Ed but some others too ^_^
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Warnings: None

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Al tried hard not to think about the psychological damage listening to the two of them in the bathroom was causing him. Knowing his luck he was ruined for life. Only his brother and Mustang would come back from a mission with breasts and end up making out in bathroom.

Another groan and the sound of something hitting the floor had Al trying to think of anything else.

Rainbows Al, think of beautiful rainbows, bright blue skies, lush green grass, and...

When Roy mumbled something that sounded distinctly like 'suck harder' Al knew it useless and reached for the scotch.