BACK! :) So I was gonna update last weekend but I got extremely lazy as it was my only weekend off. This weekend… not so much. So I've been working randomly throughout the week so I can post this up quickly today… it's def not a great day to spend writing… lets just say I have so many appt.s and nerves getting to me that I'll be too antsy to think.

ANYWAYS! So last chapter was kinda sad but good at the same time.. a lil on the sappy side but w.e. its my story! :) and sometimes sappy is in desperate need… or maybe its just me…? Oh well. On to the story!

Btw, I make NOOOOOOO money off of this cuz then I'd be broke :P

"speaking"

Flashbacks! :)

'thought'

"through walls/objects"

"Kyuubi"

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Last time on 'Days of our lives' jk… but seriously, last time: "And with that thought, Naruto continued to wonder around the campus of the base being careful not to stumble upon anything else of that nature. Of course though, none of the members are normal and enters a room with life-like "puppets"."

"NNNNNAAAHHH! Right THERE Sasori-danna!"

'Great. What the hell did I just walk into again?'

"HARDER, un! YES!" ::pant:: "OH MY KAMI!!! I'm… about to… cum!"

'GET OUT! GET OUT!!!!!' Even though his mind continued to yell at him to leave, the curious fox boy followed the noise in hopes of not finding what he clearly knew what was happening. Peeping around the corner, the blonde came face to face with Ino and Gaara "doing the nasty" as Sakura liked to put it, on a… coffin???

'shit.'

"ONCE MORE! OH KAMI PLEASE!" That final pump sent both lovers to cloud nine not even able to register that they were performing in front of an audience.

"I love you Sasori-danna," Ino barely whispered.

"And you Dei-kun."

"Whoah! Hell no I did not just walk in on my friends making love! Specially when both are you are betrothed to another! Gaara! What about Matsuri? And Ino! Chouji?? I know that you can be flirty Ino, but come on, that's Gaara! You even went so far as to make up different names too? How the hell are you in this base anyways? Just got horny on a mission or something? Huh? Fuck you both! Either you tell them what you've done or I will!"

"Hmm… Sasori-danna, did you hear something? I'm so sleepy, un."

"Hn. If I can remember correctly you're the fox boy. What do you think you're doing walking around this particular base?"

"Sasori? Oh and Bomb chick. That's what you're called? You both are dead in the Bingo Book. How is this possible?"

"One! You're stupid talk has woken me up from sleep, un. And two! I'm not a GIRL! Do I have to stand up to show you?! It's not like you haven't seen everything already, un!"

"Clearly you underestimate us if you think a "suicide bomb" and getting stabbed is going to stop either of us. I lay low as back up. I'm due for a good vacation; don't you think Dei-kun? Just so you know, you really don't seem too bothered by our display of affection," the puppet master pointed out while nodding to the blonde's crotch area.

"I-i-I," while said blonde instantly turned beet red.

"YEAH, un. You show'm Danna, un!"

"Either you stay and join us, or leave because by the way Deidara-kun looks he's about to start again. You may think you're perfectly straight and you just thought it was a heterosexual experience, but might I point out that now you know we are both males, you still seem to be 'interested'."

"N-no. I'll leave…"

"Suit yourself." And with that note, the horny yet confused blonde started towards the door.

"Sasori-danna! Stop teasing me, un!"

'They couldn't even wait til I was out the door?? What the hell! I gotta leave before I get into that mess!'

"Heh heh. Kit, you worry too much. Relax, get your mind off of things for awhile, and get on something."

'Damn it Kyubbi! I'm not gay and I wont go ride either of them! Now just leave.'

"All in good time gaki, all in good time."

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Will Naruto take up the offer?

Will he ever accept his true nature of loves? [in my fic of course :) ]

Stay tuned and find out in next weeks episode.

Alright. Sorry for all that. I get severely bored and I have no clue what to say. Plus

corny-ness runs in the fam. Sadly it just gets worse..

This one is ridiculously short! But it continues… :) no worries… and sorry… since it is short I probably will try to update in a week for real…

Plz Review!

Btw, any suggestions or any things on how to write about Zetsu… I don't really know too much about him so :( but w.e.