Okay, I know this is a bit odd, but I just had to share this.
Story: So, last year, at the very last marching rehearsal of the year, I decided I would try to be positive and cheerful(why didn't I think of this earlier?!)
I ended up having the best rehearsal of my life.
Well, during a water break, I was gulping water, and a gnat bug flew into my ear. I was high on air at the time, so of course, I had to give him a name! I named him Paull(Paul-el). Then, I accidentally squished him when removing him from my ear. Out of my sadness, I made him a song. And this is it.
Sung to "Bingo"
I went to marching band one day,
And made a buggy friend!
P_A-U-L-L
P-A-U-L-L
P-A-U-L-L
And Paull was his name-o!
(Repeat until no letters remain. Instead of not saying any letter, sing this following verse. Slower)
I went to save him from my ear,
And now my friend is dea-ed
(Clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
(Clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
(clap,clap,clap,clap, clap)
Paull the bug come ho-ome.
The last verse is sadXD