Oh how I hate the beach. "Why?" one might ask. Well let's count the reasons.
Apparently police men are very shy but take an interest while on the job. Basically I got stalked by the cute police guy while walking on the board walk in Ocean City.
After buying a sun dress from one of the shops, it just so happened that while walking down an alley of shops, a strong gust of wind blew. No one was around, so I thought, until I walked into one of the stores and the cute cashier guy smiled at me. I smiled back unknowingly. Then while walking out of the shop it dawned up me, he saw my skirt fly up and I realized then that I was wearing the most granny pannied undies ever. Why would I wear them? Cuz it was five in the morning when I got up and left for the beach.
I don't tan. At least not where I'm tan already. I have really awkward tan lines because of sports… its terrible. And I'm a really pale person to begin with. I get sunburned easily but I'm careful. Well guess who got a slight hue of pink instead of tan?? It's not even noticeable, that's how bad it gets. I was out in the sun, in the water!!! (Which btw, reflects light and you get burned easier… or tan), for a good 2 ½ hours. Nothing.
an old guy kept being "quite friendly" at the hotel… and offered to make me and my sister breakfast…. Yeah, no…
On the plus side of the beach, I did see a guy in a dark polo, khakis, holdin' his wife's hand… and wearing hot pink crocs :) I'm not a croc hater; I actually own a pair of those ugly eatable shoes.
So I'm done with my "I hate the beach" and I know it was long but I hoped you enjoyed my horror stories :) it's specifically there to laugh and say, "wow, that sucks! Glad it's not me!" oh but the baby parrots were cute :) okay, officially done.
Onto the story! No, I don't own Naruto nor will I ever want to; too much of a hassle if you ask me.
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Recap!"I guess he doesn't want me. Maybe it was a mistake to come here. I'll just give up my title and drag Sakura with me out the door."
The blonde quickly rushed to the elevator and pushed the number nine and held the "close doors" button. Tapping his foot impatiently, Naruto reached his destination with his cerulean eyes on the verge of becoming crimson. He wouldn't have gotten so upset over something as trivial as a "fight" but it just hurt to know when people just played you like a fool.
The blonde strode over to the late Madara's closet and began packing.
'Hey, gaki, it's not gonna be too easy just to leave. And over some fight with tall, dark, and emo? Think this through!'
"When have we ever thought things through!" the vessel yelled into the closet. Stuffing two solid black cloaks into a large pack found in the corner, said blonde started rummaging for more clothes for the up coming winter.
'Kit, come on! Cool your kunai and just keep to yourself. It hasn't hurt you before.'
The blonde ignored his demon friend and crammed two extra outfits into the pack. Next on the list were some extra blankets. Naruto looked through many drawers but found nothing. Next he resorted to moving clothes aside to see if there were any behind or under. None. That is until he came across a hidden drawer behind some hanging clothes.
It was a trap. It just had to be, but against his better judgment, the enraged nin opened it. An unmarked leather book sat exactly in the middle. The book seemed to be sitting high and with Naruto's curiosity, he picked it up. Beneath it was yet another book. Remembering his hurry, Naruto grabbed the second one and stowed them both in the pack.
Hurrying back to the task at hand, blankets, the vessel headed towards the bed and grabbed the comforter. Obviously it would never fit in the bag so Naruto then laid it on the ground and started to fold and roll it. It was a long process with precision.
On Floor 3
On a chair in the dining room sat a pissed off blue creature with a distracted pinkette healing his head. Furrowing her brows, Sakura tried to remain focused on her demanding patient. She never wanted to fight with him so she just complied with his demand.
"You look like you're forcing your concentration. Jutsu's are weapons that flow freely and shouldn't be so hard to dote on. So why are you distracted?"
"Nani? I-i…" she sputtered in embarrassment. "I was just thinking about before I came to this base. It's not that I don't like it here, but it's just a bit lonely."
"Hmm. Sounds reasonable. How 'bout you tell me about what you were thinking about. I'm bored as hell and if I get to keep starin' at you, babe, then I might as well get to know ya."
"Are you hitting on me?"
"Eh, why not, beautiful? It's not everyday a hottie with bubblegum hair walks into your life. But then again, you flew down into mine from heaven above."
With that said, Sakura's blushed deeply and stopped healing his mind.
"Eeto, but can you not hit on me? It's not that I'm not flattered it's just I have too much on my plate at the moment. I'm completely confused and as much as I want to be homesick, there's just too much pain in going back."
Kisame's brow creased. 'Why do I care about her problem?! I hardly know the chick and she's just grown on me. UGH! I don't want to be a freakin' creeper but I just want to know!'
"What happened?"
"Huh?"
"What happened that made you this messed up?"
"Oh… you probably don't want to hear my story. I'm sure it might seem selfish and spoiled to be upset about it."
"Stop being polite cause I'm sure as hell not."
"H-hai." She responded embarrassed. "Sasuke came back to the village after he killed Orochimaru and Itachi wanting to revive his clan. His first choice was the Hyuuga's princess because they both had strong bloodlines, but then he realized that was a mistake for his children may not have his bloodline powers.
So then he went after me. I don't have any bloodline traits but I'm intelligent and have skills with controlling chakra. At both times of his choosing, myself and Hyuuga-san were dating Naruto… and both of the times we were engaged…"
"Woah! Sounds like that blonde's gettin' around if he's gonna marry two chicks at once!"
"N-no! It was a year apart!" She quickly corrected. 'Why am I telling him this? Am I just that desperate for someone to know what I went through? I am selfish.' Sakura's face slightly lowered and changed from surprise to wistful.
"Hey, pinky, finish the tale, I wanna hear the endin'," Kisame demanded. Of course he noticed her glum look but he didn't want to seem like a sissy. No way in hell would he ever get sappy for her.
"When I talked to Hinata, gomen, the Hyuuga, she said that he would make her spend nights at his house and we would constantly rape her. She loved Naruto but was too disgusted with herself after the first time with Sasuke. After she became pregnant after three months of torture, she needed a restraining order from the Hokage herself to keep him from raping her with child. Her cousin had to escort her and Anbu trailed her every move. He then moved onto me. I had been out of the village for awhile but when I came back, I came back to Naruto.
"Sasuke went to the elders of the village to order me to become the mother of his child. They set out a plan that while working in the hospital, I'd be given a room with him and that would be the only place and time. I hated what he did to Naruto, but my lust for him overcame it. I'd sleep with him at the hospital and then came home to my fiancé and we'd sleep together.
"I felt awful at times but it was a mission. Part of the deal was after I conceive I'd be moved to Suna and stay there for a year. Then I'd come home and continue with my life and Sasuke would have his child. The Hokage never found out because the elders threatened death to my civilian family. They weren't bluffing because of an assassin order behind them."
"Wow. So you were basically the brat's own little prostitute. That's more than enough to get you messed up in the head."
"Yeah," was all she said. Her solemn face was enough to make him realize the air just got way too heavy.
"Sooo, what's your plan now?"
"Huh? Plan! I don't have a plan! Eh heh heh heh," Sakura sped through. Her eyes were in perfect crescents with a large smile plastered on her face.
"Mhm. And I'm actually as hideous as Kakuzu and hornier than Dei."
"…"
"Ah, sorry, ya don't know 'em. But anyways, I think I got a plan! It's perfect and it'll totally work!"
"Really? How do I know you aren't just going to embarrass me and use me for your own?"
"I just listened to your entire sob story and this is what your givin' me? I may be Akatsuki but I'm still a gentleman that'll help a little miss in trouble," he winked.
Sakura's eyebrow twitched as images of punching the akatsuki nin crossed her mind.
With the Ice King himself
'What the hell was that? I'm going to fucking kill that fish stick. That dobe was the one thing I found myself feeling something. That void shrank. I actually felt warmth and now I'm numbed.
I even told him I like him. It felt so right why did Kisame make it feel so wrong? I need to find him. I don't care anymore even if it makes me vulnerable. That spirit of warmth, no, more than that. What would that word be?'
Confused and determined, the raven left his room behind and headed towards the most likely spot to find his blonde, to find himself, and to find the meaning; the meaning of his thoughts.
Floor 3 =I
"You sure this'll work? I feel ridiculous!"
"You look like a goddess. Trust me, it's like my mom!"
Twitch. Twitch.
"I look like your mom!!! What the hell!"
"Well not literally, just… she's born from the sea… and I'm kinda of the sea… Plus she's fictional anyways. I'll show ya the paintin' later."
"Yeah, yeah."
Ding!
"I'll still be watchin' hime!" Kisame added while he quickly left Sakura alone.
Quickly the pinkette posed in a graceful poised manner, such as a goddess, with her eyes closed waiting for the blonde to grab her hand and rush her to the nearest bed. Foot steps approached her and she opened her eyes with a lust that would match Kakuzu's for money.
Cold irritated eyes flashed quickly then returned to a stoic stare back at the now fully embarrassed emeralds.
"Uh… I can totally explain!"
"Hn."
Ding!
The doors opened once again and a pissed off blonde leaned against the walls holding his head. Looking down, said man leaned down and picked up the large pack with ease and continued out the doors with sealed eyes.
"SAKURA!"
An awkward silence passed and blue cerulean eyes appear. If looks could kill the world would be of solace save for one whiskered man.
Sakura quickly returns to her lusty gaze at the blonde trying to sway him in her favor. Blood rushed to Naruto's face as his eyes widened at the sight. Dazzling in a sheer white dress with a golden shell bra underneath and lacy white unmentionables, the pinkette stood in a large clam pedestal. She looked like a reincarnation of Venus and the look in her eye wiped out the blonde's mind.
Regaining composure, Naruto marched straight towards her, grabbed her wrist, and trudged her towards the elevator.
"Naruto! You're so sexy when you play ruff!"
Twitch.
"The bedrooms are the other way but if you want to do it in the elevator, fine! That's so kinky and sexy," Sakura huskily said when they entered the shaft.
Twitch.
"I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU, SAKURA! WE'RE LEAVING NOW!"
Sakura "eeped" and shut her mouth. Itachi's eyes flew open with panic and he jolted into the elevator before it could close. Kisame left his hiding spot in distress and quickly stopped sending his Chakra into Samehada and stored it all.
In the Elevator
"Naruto, you cannot leave the head of the Akatsuki. You wear the ring with honor and the title comes."
Said blonde slipped the ring off his finger and flung it at the raven's head. Whipping out his hand gracefully, Itachi caught the small metal trinket. Sakura sat on the floor still shocked.
"Y-you're head of the-the Akatsuki? How are you going to hunt people like you?"
"I'm not! I refuse to stay in this hell hole!"
Ding!
Naruto grabbed the pinkette's wrist once again and dragged her out of the building.
Meanwhile! w/ Kisame
The shark nin flared his chakra into the ring setting off a secret jutsu placed on each one. Each member of the Akatsuki felt pulses on their fingers save for Deidara.
-_-SasoDei-_-
"Awww! I wanted to start round two, un! Damn it! This better be damned important, yeah!"
The red head nodded slightly and started to wipe off the saliva and cum from his body before he handed his shirt to Dei to do the same. Both finished within the minute because of past experiences proved it useful. The two then poofed to the training grounds with cloaks wrapped around their semi-naked bodies.
-_-KakuHidan-_-
"Damn it! We always fucking miss all the fun shit! Not fuckin' fair! I wanna inflict fuckin' pain that they scream shitless and wish they were in fucking hell!"
"Hn. It'll be a waste of time and that means wasting time to get money. It's probably something as stupid as Tobi threw bubblegum into Itachi's hair."
-_-Zetsu-_-
"Yes you will grow and be beautiful my new little bonsai! Yes you will!" Zetsu cheerily praised his petite tree. "I haven't forgotten you my little pretties." The plant man skipped to the other side of his room and started to water each plant.
In the middle of his daily routines with the loves of his life, his ring started to pulse.
"Gomen nasai my loves. Daddy must be leaving you but I promise I'll be back."
The two together happy faces quickly turned, the white void of expression and the black disgruntled. Zetsu sank into the ground and made his way to the outside of the base. Reaching the grounds, the two faced nin stayed within a large unnoticeable tree.
-_-Konan-_-
Close to where Dei and Sasori appeared, a swirl of flat origami flowers erupted as the blue haired kunoichi made her entrance.
(A/N: so I really just wanted it to be little papers… cuz it reminds me of post-its :) one of the senior pranks when I was in high school was that everything was post-it noted… even the floor. It was awful but so funny.)
-_-Everyone in the Yard-_-
Everyone that was called stood near the main entrance of the base except Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pein.
"Naruto," the stoic raven began, "The moment you placed the ring upon your finger, its chakra infused itself with yours and the Kyuubi's. Even if you wish to leave, you will still be connected with each of us and therefore still apart of this organization."
'Kit, he's not lyin'. I can't get the damned girly purple chakra off me. It's part of us, gaki.'
Enraged by this knowledge, Naruto's eyes quickly changed to blood red. "So I'm finally married to something, something that doesn't even want me!"
"Sunshine-kun! How could you say we didn't want you, yeah? We'd have so much fun together, and it doesn't even have to be "that" kind of fun!"
"As much as you may hate this, Uchiha-san is right," Sasori confirmed.
Fashionably late, Pein walks out during the middle of the whole discussion but none take a notice as the vessel slowly diffuses.
Stepping out of his safe zone, Zetsu added his bit. "Naruto-san, when you accepted the ring, the title only comes with the responsibility of the missions and maintaining order within the base. You basically control the missions we take, what type of organization we are, and you slightly control the land. All are afraid of this organization and you can use it to your benefit or throw it away.
Individually we are all more destructive. Some of us will most likely end up mass murdering people. Do you want to know that you're the reason all of that happened?"
"Che. Screw this." And Pein left the so called "emergency".
"I can control what we do? I doubt any would like what I'd change it to."
"That's not the point Naruto-kun. We want- I need you here," the raven finally confronted his feelings.
"Naruto-kun, I think we should stay. We could do good with this! You won't be too alone, I'll be here and I want to stay here, with you, with everyone here," Sakura encouraged.
The demon man's eyes flickered to crystal blue and his eyes softened. No one knew why, but all felt pulled towards this small ray of sunshine, this man who was only hurt when he was kind. He may have his moments, but truly he's never evil.
'Kit, let's stay. We could change things for our kind.'
Naruto finally agreed. As much as he wanted it to be because of the good he could do, more was based on the fact that he need him. As for Sakura, he could genuinely tell she meant it all. They needed to work things out, but it would work.
Being in such a state of rage made said blonde dizzy and he started to waver. Slowly his body headed for the autumn leaved ground. Itachi quickly got to the blonde and steadied his exhausted body. Picking him up bridal style, Itachi swirled away in a cloud of ravens into his room.
"Wow. Itachi-kun said he "needed" Sunshine, un. That's big, yeah. I'm not imagining this right?" Deidara openly stated in shock.
Everyone else that witnessed that whole ordeal was still in shock but a few just disregarded it, too resigned to show emotion.
Konan quickly left again with her mouth slightly open in shock. She had to tell her Pein-samma the terrible news.
Each member made their exit and resumed their life as it was before the call. Kisame and Sakura still stood outside completely silent.
"So… you wanna go inside and get somethin' to eat?"
"Nani?! Is that really all you can think about after all that?"
"Well… yeah… it's over now and I haven't eaten since I left from my mission to kick Itachi's ass… I'm actually starving."
"Hmph. Fine. What do you want to eat?"
"Meh. I don't know. How 'bout we decide when we get there?"
And the two made their way back to their original meeting spot with food on the brain. What they didn't know was that a new found friendship was forming and a deep bond connected them. They may not have realized it then but they did need each other.
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Well that's chapter twelve :) yeah… I know, the endin of that chapter wasn't what you thought. And sorry if you don't like how I have Kisame. I kinda think of him as gruff and likes to hit on chicks. There are many KisaIta stories… I really don't think of them in that way… too weird. It should be fun throwin Hidan in there with him :)
No, I'm not pairing Kisame and Sakura. That would be a crack pairing and it's just… no. At least as of this moment.
Plz review, and I know this is longer than most of my chapters =] but it would've only been written so soon if it weren't for Finialwing92. life saver!
I had really lost a train of thought but then this person reviews and a new light came :) It will not be sappy though. Just cuz the plan is to change things around; no way in hell will it be sappy. Ima chick but still… it gets excessive and sometimes I reread my stuff just so it's not too off. :P
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