Hey :) I'm back again. It's been awhile but things are boring right now. :/ Well anyways. I hope you all like this next chapter.

Btw, google image "" there's a pic where he's in the snow. Think of him lookin like that instead of how he looks in the show. Much more appealing :P

So yeah, to the story :) btw, I couldn't really quote the end… so I just kinda summarized it :P

Btw, Lemon

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Recap: Naruto tried to leave the Akatsuki but found out that he's connected. Sakura has made the base her new home and helped keep Naruto from leaving. Naruto has fallen ill due to chakra depletion. Sakura has found a new friend, Kisame.

--_--Konohagakure--_--

Many workers hustled about hanging lanterns and repainting shops at the last minute. Only two days left until the autumn festival and everyone still had too much work to stop at night. It was the perfect place to play "tourist" and check out how each stand is coming along.

Wearing plain civilian clothes, an ordinary man strolled through the bustle of Konoha whistling a soft lullaby. On cue when the tune ended another man accidentally bumped into the whistler.

"Gomen," the whistler bowed.

"No. It was truly my fault."

"Tomo-san! I had no idea! Want t'go get some sake?"

"It would be my honor, Wataru."

The two made their way to one of the less busy sake bars and seated at a two top.

"So, Wataru, anything new happening at work?"

"Hai, apparently the boss had an accident and a new one has replaced him."

"I see. Does anyone know his background?"

"No. He just appeared with a blue gentleman."

"Ah, must be sad that he didn't get to take charge. Well, Wataru-san, it was nice meeting with you, but you know as well as I do that if my wife hears I'm talking business when it's so close to the festival I'm dead. Would you mind gathering the others for me?"

"My honor, Tomo-san."

The two left the bar after finishing their alcohol and headed their separate ways. Passing a few side streets, Tomo entered a narrow well hidden alley and released his jutsu.

'Shit! Kisame and Itachi got to my puppet already!' The raven walked out the other end of the alley and made his way towards the Uchiha compound to retire for the night.

--_--w/ Tsunade and an Anbu--_--

"I see. Have you spoken with Setsuna?"

"Hai, Hokage-samma. Danzou knows of the Sound bonds and is sending in root members to help re-conquer the area."

"Shit. What do you see in this situation?"

"Possibly a spoiled brat may start a war if he doesn't get what he wants."

"Harsh but it does seem to fit. Continue your work and don't be caught."

--_--At the base--_--

"I just don't get it! How can you eat fish?! Aren't you a fish?"

"Nope," Kisame grinned showing every razor sharp tooth. "I'm a shark. Don't you see it?"

"Nah. You just look like a fish."

The blue man deadpanned.

"Have you ever seen a fish with these teeth?!"

"No, but I've met one with smelly breath like you!"

"Argh! Women! They just don't get it!"

During his ranting on misunderstanding women, Sakura picked up a shimp sushi, aimed, and flicked.

"They all just want the normal guy but they are just bor-" Hitting its target, Kisame started clutching his throat while his face turned purple.

"Serves you right," Sakura boasted. "Fine, I'll save you."

Green engulfed her palm as she patted "gently" on his back. The piece still lodged in his throat, Sakura slammed her hand into his back sending him into an unfortunate wall.

Stumbling from the rubble and drywall, the fish nin pointed directly at his savior.

"You, you are goin' to have t'deal with Kakuzu! I'm not messin' with the guy that spends 24/7 with Hidan."

"Che. How about we make a deal, ne?" the pinkette challenged while holding four sake bottles. "Whoever passes out first has to deal with Kakuzu."

"You're on Pinky!"

"Don't call me that!"

"What was that, Pinky? I can't hear you over me kickin' your ass!"

"Oh it's so on!"

--_--W/ Ita and Naru--_--

Lying on top of the blankets, only a blonde mop was visible under a throw blanket. He was completely out meaning no drool, no fidgeting, and no mumbles. The raven at his desk worried deeply for the blonde's health.

Seated stiffly, a crease flawed his perfect face as the worry sunk in. He continued reading a thick leather book he found. He'd read almost every book in the library but had never come across the two in Naruto's pack.

Soft mumbles emitted the bed and Itachi looked up. Naruto had lifted himself to his elbows and his eyes adjusting to the lighting.

"How long have I been out?"

"A few hours. How do you feel?"

"Terrible. I have an awful taste in my mouth and I feel really stiff. What are you reading?"

"A book from your pack. Where did you get such a book?"

"My closet."

"Hn."

"…"

"Naruto-san, back there was all true, what I said I mean."

"If it's true then why do you continue to act like we are making a deal?"

Itachi glanced away from the blonde slightly ashamed.

"As you know my former life in Konohagakure was purely political and I only learned how to deal with two types of people: my little brother and clan leaders. I highly doubt you'd like to be looked down upon and made fun of.

"Since my previous experiences, Madara made me one of the negotiators in our business transactions along with Kakuzu. Kisame is my partner and my closest "friend" but the way we get along with each other is few words, competition, and arguments."

"So you've never had fun?"

"Hn," he said still embarrassed.

"Oh. Can we get some food?"

"Hn."

'I just spilled my guts to him and all he thinks is food? Does he even get me?'

Setting down the book on his desk, the raven picked Naruto up and flung him on his back.

"What are you doing? I can walk!"

"Hn. I prefer not to take risks this big."

"How is walking big?" the blonde sweat dropped.

"I don't want you to receive any more damage then necessary."

"I hate you."

"I hate you too," Itachi replied with a hint of happiness.

The two made their way towards the kitchen on floor three where a very drunk Kisame and Sakura waited.

--_--W/ Dei-kun and Sasori--_--

"Sasori-danna, take me to the autumn festival this year again, yeah?"

"You know that if we appear in Konoha that we'll be targeted and will most likely get killed?"

"Yeah, but what if we wore disguises, un? It would be fun! And then afterwards we could be two kinky strangers in desperate need of relaxing, yeah."

"We did that last year."

"Yeah, but this year I got a surprise, un."

"Fine. Let's go get something to eat."

"But we shouldn't eat fifteen minutes before we start again…"

"We'll wait."

"Cause that'll happen, un."

--_--Floor 3--_--

"Ya feel that, Pinkaaaay! THAT'S the feelin' of looOOOooosssin'!"

"Naaah! I feh FIIIIINE! Yur d'one thas lululooosin'!"

Ding!

"Sakura! What the hell?!"

"Huuuh? Naru-chaan! You 'kay?"

"Yeah. Fine. Are you okay?"

"Yuup! I feel purrr-fect!"

"Pinkay! You look like shiat!"

"Oh shut up, Sushi!"

"Oi! I'm up on you with one! Come and BEAT MEH!"

"Fantastic. A drunk fish."

"That's shark, 'Tashee!"

"Hey! Susheee! We're even! On the count o'three! One, two, THREE!"

The drunken pair grabbed their cups and chugged. Sakura started to waver and fell off her chair.

"HA! I WON!" Kisame yelled and he threw back his chair to stand in triumph.

"Nuuh UH, fish boy!"

Kisame stumbled and fell himself. Both closed their eyes and passed out drunk off their rockers.

"Well that was interesting…"

"Hn. Kakuzu is going to kill them."

"Huh? Why?"

"Wall," Itachi pointed.

"Sakura," he smiled. "You have no idea how much drywall I had to buy."

"Hn." Itachi walked over to the dinner table and set the blonde in a chair.

"I'm not a child! I can stand ya know!"

"Mhm. I'm getting food," Itachi mentioned as he walked into the kitchen.

Ding!

"SUNSHINE, un!"

Twitch.

"Deidara, Sasori, whatcha up to?"

"Getting' food, yeah! Sasori-danna, yah mind?"

"Hn," the red head walked into the kitchen.

"So, Sunshine-kun, you feelin' better, un?

"Hai."

"You fix things with Itachi-san?"

"H-hai," he blushed. "Eeto… I was wondering if you knew about anything fun to do around here. Like a carnival or-"

"Festival!"

"y-yeah, something like that."

"No, Silly, the autumn festival is in two days and Sasori-danna is taking me, yeah."

"I can't go back. Not to Konoha. If I'm recognized I'll be killed. Plus I don't know if I could handle seeing everyone again."

"We're going to dress in costumes from Konan's room and transform ourselves a bit, un. It's like becoming a new person, yeah."

"But seeing people? How could I handle that…"

"Hm. Well we'll be there if you need us, un. And I'm sure Itachi-san will go if you ask him, yeah."

"Naruto-kun, here's your tea."

" 'Tachi-kun, arigato."

Naruto took the hot drink in hand and blew on it. Deidara caught his eyes and raised his eyebrow daringly.

"Well, I'm going to find Sasori-danna, un. Think 'bout it, Sunshine."

"H-hai." With that the blonde found the red head and led him back to the elevator.

"What was he talking about?"

"Eh? Heh heh," Naruto scratched the back of his head. "IwaswonderingifyouwanttogototheKonohaAutumnFestival? I used to go every year and I was nervous about returning… but Deidara said we could disguise ourselves and transform ourselves too."

"Hn. Are you okay with this?"

"Y-yeah. I wanted to go out with you and show you a fun time…"

Itachi's eyes widened at the gesture. "Oh… What about your plans?"

"Ne? Oh… that… I'll think about that later…" Naruto looked away.

"Hn. Well if we want to leave by tomorrow we have to get ready now."

"Tachi?" he raised his head with wide eyes.

"I'll show you Konan's dressing room. Probably where Sakura got that ridiculous outfit earlier…"

Sliding his chair out, Naruto started to walk until a finger poked him in the forehead.

"Hn."

Strong pale arms grabbed the blonde and carried him bridal style one of the back rooms.

Setting the whiskered nin on the bed, Itachi kissed his lips chastely and then walked into the closet.

"Naruto-kun," Itachi began. Naruto still stuck on the kiss only mumbled back a response.

'If a short kiss like that can keep me this stunned, what would that do to me?'

"Naruto-kun, how do you intend to look? And an idea of how you'd like to dress would be nice."

"Does it matter?"

"You want to look common so you can blend in better, but you can't wear too common of clothes or else you'll look suspiciously misplaced."

"I never cared enough," the blonde sweat dropped.

"Hn. Then live with what I pick out," the raven optioned as he walked out holding a black suit bag. "Try that on."

"That requires standing, oh great stoic one."

"Would you prefer me to dress you, childish buffoon?"

"Yeah, yeah, emo chick."

Itachi rolled his eyes at the blonde's lame comeback and returned to pick out his outfit. Naruto unzipped the black bag and all hell broke loose.

"Why the hell do I have to be a chick?! Screw you! I'm picking out my own outfit!"

"One, you're the uke, deal with it, and two, if you pick out your own clothes then you could possibly be picked out for similarities."

"Then I get to pick your outfit," the blonde smiled devilishly.

"No."

"What! You chose mine and- You just called me the uke!"

"It's true."

"That's not the point!" Naruto flushed. "Whatever!"

"So you'll wear the yukata?" Itachi smirked.

"Fine," the blonde twitched.

"Good," Itachi stated. Filing through more clothes, the raven pulled out his own yukata.

"Oh. So you get to be the guy!"

"Actually, yes."

"Ugh," the blonde snarled. "So how do I look?"

The blonde had transformed into a sweet plain girl with auburn straight hair pulled back into a messy tie and the bangs hanging freely. A small fire lit up the mossy green eyes accenting the dark hair. Naruto had on a black yukata with delecate cherry blossoms decorating the dark cloth and a matching obi belt.

"Girly."

"So, what have you got," the brunette pouted. The raven's smirk turned into a small smile that only Naruto got to see.

'I think I've melted. I hope my puddle doesn't get him messy.'

'And just a couple of days ago you were rejecting the idea for playin' on the same team,' Kyuubi chuckled.

Itachi concentrated his chakra and quickly transformed. When the smoke settled, the blonde rubbed his eyes to get the pollutants out and looked Itachi twice over.

Itachi's hair was still black but cut short and hung freely about his face framing the narrow face. The silky raven hair parted slightly over his left eye. He opened his eyes and purple met green. Itachi still looked "cool" as one may put it, but he didn't look like himself at all.

"We'll need different names of course."

"Hm. Gimme a sec," the blonde pondered. "Naru for me. It's similar but it's girly. And… Itaru." Naruto grinned at his cleverness.

"Hn."

"We should get some stuff together to camp," the blonde transformed back after getting out of the wrap. Itachi had a feint blush on his cheeks when he saw Naruto in his ramen bowl boxers.

"Hn."

"That's not even a word!"

Itachi quickly discarded the simple yukata back into the suit bag and released the jutsu. Both men stood in only their boxers and both had similar thoughts racing through their minds.

In a flash Itachi was an inch away from Naruto before he caught his lips and entangled them into a deep kiss. The raven guided his blonde out of the closet and onto the bed. Naruto's head hit the heaping of brown throw pillows and he instantly threw them at the spring green wall. A deep moan left the bright nin's mouth after Itachi nibbled at his ear and then started a trail down his throat.

The raven's skillful hand cupped the jinchuuriki's bulge and applied pressure to the hardened appendage. Finding his way through the hole in the front, Itachi started sliding his hand along Naruto's length in a rhythmic motion. The whiskered nin couldn't hold in his moan any longer and started to thrust into the raven's hand.

Feeling slightly guilty that he was being pleasured and not Itachi, Naruto stopped his lover's actions flipped them so he was now on top. Nipping lightly down the raven's chin, Naruto kept his cerulean eyes locked on onyx. Then Naruto broke the heavy breathing when his hand brushed against Itachi's dusty nipple making the raven groan.

Naruto chuckled at the raven's expression when he attempted to hold each moan in. Teasing him a bit more, Naruto started pinching and twisting one nipple and brought his head down to take in the other. His bubble gum tongue met the "seme's" nipple and Itachi arched his back like the uke he was.

"Now who's the uke?" Naruto smugly grinned while continuing his torture.

"You," and Itachi flipped them back over to be on top and ground his hips into his blue eyed lover.

"Shi-ahhh," the vessel moaned. "You wanna play that game? Bring it."

Naruto flipped Itachi, but not without a fight, and slid his body down until he was face to face with a black tent. Grasping at the elastic, the jinchuuriki slid the dark boxers down to ivory skinned ankles. Naruto headed back to the raven's waist and dipped his tongue into his navel. Next he slid his tongue down one side of the V and licked his way to the top.

Itachi arched his back when a cool blow hit his heated cock.

"Fuck you."

"Actually, I was thinking that I'd fuck you," Naruto devilishly smiled "but maybe another day."

Sliding off the grumbling raven, Naruto threw Itachi his cloak and clothed himself as well. Of course he still had one issue in his pants, but that would have to wait. Itachi stood up holding his cloak and was about to force his blonde to finish when the doorknob started to turn. Konan walked in grumbling something about walking like a cowboy and looked pretty much like a bear had mulled her, that is, until she saw Itachi in the nude.

Instantly the cloak was around the ivory shoulders and his face luckily hidden behind the collar to cover his slight blush.

"I knew Uchiha's had big egos and all, but I had no idea what those egos were fuelled by until now."

"Leave Konan."

"It's my room, thanks for having sex in it."

"And thanks for having sex in every room when you and Pein are alone."

"That's not-"

"It's not wise to lie," Itachi announced while swirling his eyes. "Naruto-kun, grab the bags and we'll leave."

"Already got 'em," the blonde shined at his new suffix.

Both erections were hidden by the cloaks as the two made their exit towards the elevator in complete embarrassment. The doors opened at Itachi's floor and the blonde barely had time to walk into the bedroom before he was mulled into the bed.

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Soooo I'm hooked on Ouran High School… again… :P this time in English… :) and I'm thinking about watching it again in Japanese. :) yeah, I'm weird, but it's too dramatically hilarious that I can't stop. :P part of the reason I'm taking so long… Also the fact that I haven't had a break from training since god knows when.

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