Hey guys! I know it's been awhile but things have been slightly hectic. :) like always. My life is pure chaos… it shows in my room. But the fact that I have work to be done before my life starts again, this happens. :/ and most likely updates won't be as frequent in the next upcoming weeks :( but w.e.
WARNING! This chapter contains LEMON.
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Naruto cuz it'd be a pretty screwed up world :)
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Recap: "'Shit! Kisame and Itachi got to my puppet already!' The raven walked out the other end of the alley and made his way towards the Uchiha compound to retire for the night.
The doors opened at Itachi's floor and the blonde barely had time to walk into the bedroom before he was mulled into the bed.
Let's not forget about the festival coming up"
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w/ Itachi and Naruto
Naruto lay face up, hard on, with an equally lustful raven straddling his narrow hips. Locked onto each other's eyes, the blonde reached towards the red silk tie among black and slipped it off making the long strands of hair cascade down. The soft tips of his hair barely reached Naruto's naked chest and each touch make him that more excited.
Itachi leaned down as his feathery hair teased the blonde's tan skin and nibbled on Naruto's ear. He then started to roll the blonde's nipple between fingers while nipping his way down his vulnerable neck.
"Naruto-kun, don't hold back. You're going to be screaming my name by the end."
Upon hearing his new lover's husky voice, the blonde lost all notion and his moans cease to end. Itachi started to grind their hips again as he took the other nipple into his mouth and swirled his tongue around the pebbling tip.
"Ka-aaaaah-mi, Ita-kun! St-stop teasing," he moaned.
Itachi chuckled deeply after pulling from the blonde's tender chest as he made his way down towards unfortunate ramen boxers. Ripping the boxers from the seam, Itachi thumbed the weeping slit and connected their lustful eyes.
"HEY! THAT WAS MY FAV-" yelled but interrupted, Naruto couldn't help but to arch his back with a throaty grunt.
Yet again, Itachi chuckled and smiled Naruto's smile, making the experience that much better. He then trailed his fingers down in softer whisper touches making the senses urge for more. Grabbing at the base, Itachi pumped the blonde's length, squeezing randomly and applying pressure to other spots. Naruto had almost reached his limit before the raven took him in and started to deep throat while humming different pitches. All the while, Itachi kept his eyes locked on the blonde's as he next bobbed his head and worked his tongue.
Naruto reached his limit and arched his back. In white burning bliss while exploding into the raven's fiery mouth he screamed Itachi's name at the top of his voice. Swallowing as much as he could, Itachi licked his lips to gather any of the hot escapee seed.
"Go… men… Ita.. chi-kun," the blonde panted after coming down from cloud nine.
"Don't be, Kitsune. It's what the seme does," he crawled back to be looming over his blonde.
"I hate you," he glared back with a smirk of his own.
"And I you."
"Now let the seme do his work," the blonde smiled mischievously. The pair flipped with Naruto on top and still between the raven's toned lags.
---We leave the couple alone to join Sushi and Pinky---
"Hey, Pinky, get your lazy ass up!"
"Shut up. My head hurts like hell," she groaned. "You look like shit, too."
"Well at least I don't have a hang over."
"What?! That's impossible! You drank the same as me! It's true you have more body mass and more enzymes then I, but you should still feel like crap."
"Zetsu mixed some herbal crap that internally makes you not feel the damages, but you still look like shit. It sorta just absorbs the alcohol but it keeps it from going into your blood system too fast."
"How the hell do you know all this crap?"
"Do you really believe Itachi-teme would deal with me after one night in town? Zetsu's kinda our doctor, you could say. He has almost every plant and herb around."
Sakura had now been sitting in a chair at the dining table looking completely confused.
"Of course you've never met him," he said offhandedly. "Why haven't you looked around like the goody two shoes kunoichi that you are?"
"Che, I'm not even supposed to be here. Itachi told me this was the only floor I could stay on and to write down any food I ate… he's kinda paranoid I think."
"More then kinda. Anyways, you wanna swig?" the fish held out a green glass bottle.
"Is that-"
"Yeah, just take a sip cuz it's gettin' annoyin' tryin' to be nice t'ya."
"Thanks, I didn't know I was such great company," she retorted. The pinkette grabbed the bottle and drank straight from the top. "UUGH! This is disgusting!"
"Did I say it tasted like yummy grape goodness? No. I said herbs, Pinky."
"These are worse then my soldier pills…" she mumbled.
"Ya get used t'em. Wanna actually see your new home?"
"Hold on. Lemme go change. This stupid gold bra is startin' to itch."
"I honestly didn't need t'know that."
"Yeah, well, you do now," she smiled.
Sakura left on that note back towards Konan's green room. Opening the door without a care, the pinkette caught sight of a blue mop entering the closet.
'Shit. Not her again.'
Before the kunoichi had a chance to leave, Konan walked back out holding a couple hangers of leathery lingerie and froze when she saw her pink foe.
"What the hell are you doing in my room?"
"Ehhh… I just came to grab some clothes… This is your room?" the pinkette changed the subject on a ditzy whim. "Didn't know you had this much fashion sense. Everything else in the place is dark and too "guy-ish"."
Konan pinched the brim of her nose as the woman before her continued to babble on. "Can you just get something and leave?!"
Surprised by her anger, Sakura went into the closet and grabbed a hanger with something decent. She didn't stick around to change and quickly left to find Kisame.
"Is she always that angry?"
"Konan? Yeah, she's a bitch, but she's Pein's chick so we gotta deal with her."
"What's on that napkin on the table? Btw, both of you passed out at the same time. Sorry."
"Well fuck. He'll figure it out on his own," the blue man shrugged.
"Mhm… do you mind turning around?"
"Why?"
"So I can change without your perverted beady eyes watching me!"
"Ugh! And you think she has a temper!" the blue man swiveled around. "Hurry up."
Many zippers, scuffles, a couple hops, and a big breath in later, Sakura voiced her finish and Kisame turned to an extremely appealing pinkette. Sakura almost thought she heard him take in a sharp breath and stop breathing, but she'll never be sure.
The pinkette still looked innocent, but everything about the outfit turned heads. A deep V down the front accentuated her medium bust, but a netting overtop kept it slightly mysterious and modest. The dress continued little whiles making it short with a slit, but her shorts to protect from unwanted groping. A purple obi belt broke up the light pink dress and held a couple scrolls that had her equipment sealed away. Instead of the normal black heels, the pinkette dug a little deeper in the shoes area and found mid thigh high white boots. Her arms were bare expect a black bangle on her right bicep.
After getting over the initial shock, Kisame grunted and led her towards the elevators.
---Edges of Konoha---
"Everyone understand the mission?"
"Hai," the voices agreed in unison.
"Go." Two male nins left on command while the one kunoichi stayed behind.
"Sa-su-ke-kuuun, now that they are gone," She failed miserably to sway said raven, "wouldn't you rather just make me yours?"
"Karen. Leave."
She quickly put her glasses on and jumped away sulking to catch up. Once she reached to two male nin her face twisted in disgust.
"I can't believe he sent me out here with you two pigs."
"And you think we wanna be stuck with a slave driving bitch?"
"Suigetsu, you should stop provoking her."
"You're no fun Juugo," he pouted with his fang still showing.
"I don't want to deal with her either but if you at least pretend like she's right then it won't be too bad."
"I guess, but I still don't like being around the psycho Sasuke fangirl."
"BAKAS! I'm right here!"
"So what exactly are we on this mission for?"
"Didn't you pay attention at all! BAKA!"
"She's right you know. Anyways, we're going to go back to sound, attack the Akatsuki's puppet, and then pick our own. Karen will stay behind and we'll return to report back."
"Hm. I think I've joined Sasuke's fan club," he smirked. "Wait, will we miss the festival?"
"Baka, is that all you can think about?!"
"No, we'll get there on the last day if things go according to plans."
Suigetsu smirked, "Guess you won't get to kiss your Sasuke-kun at one of the most romantic times of the year."
-In Konoha-
"So that brat really does control Sound. No wonder the elders and Danzou are sucking up to that small dicked wonder."
"I don't even want to know why you know that small bit, Anko.."
"Well, I can't help if he uses a private bath house that just so happens to have the perfect peek hole of where he drops his towel."
"You do know I could bring you up on charges."
"Yeah, but I figured you could have a huge bet with all the fucking fan girls."
"Good point," the blonde scribbled it down.
"Ahem."
"Huh? Oh yeah, business. Well without Naruto or Sakura around, we really can't afford a full out war. Anbu said he's also sending personal scrolls to Rock. We don't know exactly what the mean but we can assume it's a contract. He's starting a war but we don't know against whom."
"Shit. If he gets Konohagakure, he'll have enough to conquer Sunagakure and Mist in a snap."
"I doubt anyone wants to follow that jerk around. It should've been Naruto."
"Yes, I know, Shikamaru, but we can't hold out against a war."
"So what the hell are we supposed to do?"
"All I got is to somehow meet with Suna without alerting anyone but neither of us can leave the village. We really need him back but he's disappeared off the map. Ino and Hinata are not nearly as advanced in medical studies and we'd lose so many ninjas without Sakura. We need to gear down and start making bonds with other countries."
"What about the festival, it'll be starting day after tomorrow."
"We continue it. There's no reason for anyone to think something is wrong, but I want security high. Anyone not from Konoha must have their passports checked."
"Hai, Hokage-sama," the two Anbu's replied in unison and disappeared in smoke.
With Shika and Anko
"Well shit. We're basically screwed."
"Mhm."
"You're not even going to talk about it?"
"…"
"Lazy ass."
"I beg to differ. You didn't think that last night."
"Yeah, well that's totally fucking different."
"Yeah, well it does have to do with fucking."
The snake kunoichi mentally twitched and rolled her eyes as the pair of them returned towards their shared complex.
Time Skip! Day Before Festivities w/ Ita and Naru {Lemon-you have been warned}
A soft glow started to illuminate the contrasting couple the lay entangled together in bliss. Soft onyx eyes memorized every curve, whisker, crease, and movement of the blonde man who lay in his arms. Long fingers felt the softness of the golden hair and brushed them from the sleeping face. Strong lips kissed the tan forehead and kissed each closed eye to wake the sleeping blonde.
Blinking slowly into consciousness, azure eyes started to focus on the smoldering dark pair that seemed to melt him like butter. Naruto grinned goofily and snuggled into the raven's stone etched chest.
"Good morning, Naruto-kun."
'I think I've died and gone to heaven. His voice is like dark chocolate silk and his eyes! Kami, I can't stop staring at them.'
"Morning," his voice graveled. 'And I sound like shit.'
"We need a shower."
Yet again, the raven carried his blonde bridal style back into the main area and into a room on the left.
"You do know I can walk, right?"
"Yeah, but I wouldn't pass the chance, uke."
"You didn't even break me," the blonde crossed his arms, "yet."
"Yet," he chuckled.
Itachi placed the blonde gently on the black toilet as the started to run the shower. Reaching his hand out, the sharingan wielder felt the temperature was decent and stepped in. Right before he vanished behind the steamed glass, Itachi's finger motioned the blonde to follow. Naruto stepped up on the wooden floor and through the steamy class door into a luxury shower.
Instead of the normal tile, the floor of the shower was smoothed white rocks and four squared shower heads attached to the ceiling. Each had a blue light making the large shower a heavenly sight enhanced with a wet Uchiha.
"Na-ru-to-kun, won't you join me?"
The blonde looked his mate twice over before he noticed how hard he was getting. Mentally gulping, Naruto stepped into the hot oasis only to notice that Itachi started to sit on a wooden bench on the back wall of the shower.
Again, his arm lifted and beckoned Naruto with his finger. The blonde was hypnotized by smoldering onyx eyes and straddled his toned hips. Itachi held two fingers at the blonde's lips and Naruto took both in his mouth covering them with saliva. Removing his fingers with a slight pop, Itachi slid one finger in the blonde's tight opening. Naruto moaned as Itachi's finger slid in and out and soon enough he added a second. Itachi curled his fingers in and pumped them into his prostate.
Before Naruto had a chance to start screaming for more, Itachi started scissoring the virgin orifice and added a third much to the blonde's discomfort. After a couple more thrusts, Itachi pulled his fingers out and pointed Naruto to the ground.
"Suck."
Naruto obeyed the command and started to bob his head on the Uchiha's large dick. His pink tongue swirled around the thick member and pulled back to lick the tip. Itachi groaned as his blonde worked his magic. Before Naruto could make his lover cum, Itachi pulled the blonde up into his lap and prepared him for what was next.
"It'll hurt."
The blonde nodded to continue and Itachi slowly slid his cock into the hot opening. Waiting for Naruto to adjust to his size, the blonde gave his go ahead and Itachi started thrusting deep. Naruto gripped onto muscular shoulders and let a deep throaty moan escape. Soon enough, the limber uke started screaming to Kami once his seme found his spot.
Naruto's muscles started to coil tightly around Itachi's cock as he continued to thrust harder and harder towards both their climax. One of the hands on Naruto's hips left to meet his throbbing member and began pumping. The vessel's body was in overload and cummed over both of their stomachs and chests. Two more thrusts and Itachi filled Naruto with his hot seed.
After the two came down from their orgasmic high, Itachi left his new lover on the bed and grabbed some shampoo.
We all know how to clean ourselves sooo… :) let's get goin'! Suna!
'Kazekage Gaara,
We have reason to believe that a war will be starting soon. As of right now, Sound is under the Akatsuki's rule, but Uchiha Sasuke has sent Team Hebi to reclaim his hold. We also believe he has allied himself with Rock. I will assume you know that he is in the running for Hokage and with this title he'll be able to wipe out Suna and Mist with no trouble. My Anbu have gathered that the elders and Root back him up with this decision, but many of our ninja still feel loyal to Uzamaki Namikaze Naruto.
We've sent many search parties for him but every single one has come up without a trace. Also, Sakura has left, leaving our medical status in a moderate state. If this war does come to pass, many familiar faces will vanish from our lives and many won't be saved. I'm sending this to you as a warning and I hope you will proceed to secure your village.
Godaime Tsunade'
"Shit. Kankuro, Temari, close off the storages to the public, start training the younger ones to kill and only open the boarders to refugees and supply deliveries. A war is coming."
"Gaara? How do yo-"
"It's the Uchiha. Apparently the avenger became a conqueror."
"Fuck that spoiled brat. He's been messed up since the exams. Why would anyone think that ass hole's changed?"
"Hn."
The pair left the Kazekage's office with grim faces to prepare for the battle ahead.
Time skip! This afternoon! At the base of course
"All set, Sunshine? I'm so excited, yeah! I love festivals!"
"Konoha has always had amazing foods," Naruto drooled with sparkles embellishing his face. "The Autumn Festival has always been a time for lovers."
"We need to stop in the storage room to gather camping essentials."
The two couples crowded into the elevator shaft with the blondes close to their semes. Arriving on floor five, the four men walked into what seemed like a military storage. Itachi grabbed a tent and two sleeping bags next to Sasori.
"Naruto-kun, do you have those scrolls I gave you?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah," he pulled them out of his cloak. "What do you need scrolls for?"
Itachi unraveled the parchment, placed the tent on the paper, completed some hand signs, and sent chakra through the item into the paper. In a poof, said tent disappeared into small inked characters.
"I like traveling light," he smirked.
He continued this process until all the necessities were "packed" in two scrolls worth.
Ding!
"And here's all the crap ya need on a mission. Do ya know how t'seal it in a scroll?"
"I'm not stupid, Sushi! Every Anbu learns how-"
"Sakura-chan? You left your floor!"
"Yeah, Kisame-kun has been showing me around the base. It is kinda my new home," she shrugged.
"Hey, Itachi-teme, where are you guys goin'?"
The Uchiha let the comment slide to prevent a stress headache. "The Autumn Festival in Konoha."
"You're going to Konoha! OOOOH! Can we go?! Please, Kisa-kun!"
"Since when did ya need my permission, Pinky?"
"They all have escorts and I don't want to be the fifth wheel," she pouted.
"I'll go, but I can't return with you. By now our little "client" has gotten word of his dead puppet. Sound should be under someone from his little team Heavy, Heshe, Heffer, He-"
"Hebi?"
"Thanks, Pinky! Hebi, that's it, that little son of a bitch has to have word by now. I'll bet his little followers are just waiting around for one of us t' show up."
"Fine, but at least one full day."
"Fine."
"Ahem, maybe you should pack, yeah?"
Kisame glared at the blonde and quickly sealed new equipment and stuffed them in his cloak.
"We'll need to stop by Konan's room, but I don't feel like dealin' with that bitch. Pein and her musta screwed her room up again while they fucked 'cause she's there."
"Then we should leave."
Six nins crammed into the elevator and spilled out once the doors opened.
"Deidara, you go in. She's your shopping buddy."
"No fair, un! She forced me," he pouted. Sasori agreed with a twist of the knob and a shove to his lover. Deidara came out with a simple dark blue yukata and scowled at Sasori. "You're so not touching me for two days."
Sasori inwardly sighed with a roll of the eyes knew his blonde was bluffing. Kisame sealed the clothing away and everyone crammed back into the elevator down to ground floor. Yet again, the six spilled out and after opening the door, they jumped into the tree tops.
Twenty minutes near Konoha's boarders, the pack stopped quickly and each member poofed into their disguise after poofing their clothes from the scrolls. Being that Sakura already had different clothes, she easily poofed into a brown haired, honey eyed beauty.
"Naruto-kun, you look so beautiful!"
"Shut up," he grumbled. "And it's Naru-chan."
"He didn't get to choose his own outfit," he smirked. "By the way, it's Itaru for me. It was the one pleasure he got to pick."
Kisame bent over and placed a hand to block his lips, "Is it just me or has he changed?"
"No, you're crazy, but you're not wrong."
"I never asked if I was crazy!"
"Hm. Well you are," she winked.
The group reached the walls of Konoha only to wait in an extremely long line.
"What the hell is this? They never checked IDs in the past. We're so screwed."
"Actually, not really. We're never unprepared." Sasori passed around passports with Mist emblems on the front.
"How'd you get profiles on us?"
"Itachi drew them and for Sakura, we just went with the most generic female."
"When did you have time for this?"
"Naruto-kun, it took me five minutes."
"Oh…"
"Next! I need your passports please. … Mhm… Mhm… Everything checks out, have a great time at the festival."
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Okay… so I was totally gonna add in the part of the festival in this chapter, but I honestly don't have to time to do that right now. Work is starting to pile up sooooo… gotta take care of that before anything else. No worries though, hopefully I should have the next chapter up in a 1-2 week time period.
Before you all start questioning, yes, I have a crack paring of Anko and Shikamaru. Why? Wouldn't it be better to have him with Temari or Ino? No. I figured he's kinda messed up in the head since Asuma's death and he doesn't want to deal with drama or distance.
And no, at least not so far, I don't have Kisame and Sakura together. You try bein the extra wheel, it's so annoying and lonely. Been there, never again. Maybe in the future they will be but honestly, I don't know.
Sorry if I suck at Lemons, that was my first yaoi… don't murder me. :)
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