-1-1Kohona - Karaoke Nights
DIS-FREAKING-CLAIMER!: I DON'T OWN THE DAMN STORY OR LYRICS ! Happy? Never ask me again.
Grand final - also I am making a crossover for this specific chapter
Warning sever character occness WELCOME to the last chapter hope you like it
"And finally we have the Finale!" Anko yelled into the cordless mike. She was dressed in a loose but form fitting dark purple almost black shimmering dress that went to her knees, adorning her feet were black 2 in hills.
She was standing on a decorated stage that was a pretty pre-sunset blue, with the background painting of two people facing each other a mike in hand. The microphones were held like kunai. Each person had a smile, a happy but competitive face and a gorgeous out fit.
"Up first all the participating guys and last years leading guy Naruto! The will be singing Chris Brown's Look At Me Now " She said as she walked off the rapidly darkening stage.
" Yellow model chick
Yellow bottle sipping
Yellow Lamborghini
Yellow top missing
Yeah yeah
That sh-t look like a toupee" Naruto sang out into the darkened room, his masculine voice echoed the hall. The music started up as he finished.
On stage you could see the still house of five people. One the far right the figure was Identified as Sasuke when the spotlight hit. He was dressed in a Royal blue shirt with a matching tie. The suit it self was black.
The far left was identified as the returnee Aizen. His chestnut brown hair was waving around his face beautifully. He wore a solid black tux his shirt was an almost neon yellow-orange color that brought out his brown eyes.
The right still house next to Sasuke was Neji. Neji wore the black suit like Sasuke only his shirt was a light royal purple color that highlighted his eyes. His long mid back brown hair was tied at the nape of his neck, so it tool a while to recognize him.
The Left was Shikamaru. He wore the same suit like the others only his shirt was a green color. His normally spiked up hair was also tied up at the nape of his neck and straightened so the it reach just below his shoulder blades.
The dead center was obviously Naruto. He wore a pitch black suit with a bright blood red shirt no jacket unlike the other. His blond hair was styled so that it wasn't just a spike blob of naps on his head.
When the lights came on fully he snag again this time starting simple easy to follow dance steps.
"I get what you get in 10 years, in two days
Ladies love me
I'm on my cool J
If you get what I get what would you say
She wax it all off, Mr. Miyagi
And them suicide doors, Hari Kari"
As he finished the verse Sasuke joined in, singeing the first hook.
"Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, fresh than a muthaf-cker" His dark silky voiced stunned the crowd in deaf defying silence.
Naruto was being raised on a pedal stool high above the crowd as he sang the verse out in perfect harmony.
"Lil n-gga bigger than gorilla
Cause I'm killing every n-gga that
Try to be on my sh-t
Better cuff your chick if you with her
I can get her
And she accidentally slip fall on my d-ck
Ooops, I said on my d-ck
I aint really mean to say on my d-ck
But since we talking about my d-ck
All of you haters say hi to it
I'm Done" he seemed to pause for minute before yelling out " Aye yo Shika!"
Shikamaru seemed to pause before singing his lazy voice seemed perfect for drawing out the words in a somewhat mumbled rap-singing voice. He too started to rise much like Naruto did and so did an empty spot on the other side of the blond.
"Let me show you how to keep the dice rolling
When your doing that thing over there, homie
Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye
Lets go
cause I feel like I'm running
and I'm feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get away
better know that I don't and I won't ever stop cause
you know I gotta win everyday day, goooo
see they don't really wanna pop me
just know that you will never flop me
and I know that I can be a little cocky, nooo
you aint never gonna stop me"
Neji came up out of now where and his voice was like a living musical orgasm to some of the girls. He seemed to fall right out the sky/ ceiling.
"everytime I come a n-gga gotta set it then I got it going
then I gotta get it, than I gotta blow, and than I gotta shudder any little thing
the nigga think that he be doing cause it doesnt matter cause I'm gonna dadadadada
then I'm gonna murder every thing and anything a badaboom a badabing
I gotta do a lot of things, and make it clearer to a couple n-ggas
that I'm always winning and I gotta get it again and again and again"
He paused and did some pretty complicated aerobics to get back on his platform next to Naruto's.
"and I be doing it to death and now I move a little foul
a n-gga better call a ref, and everybody know my style
and niggas know that I'm the best
when I come to doing this and I be banging on my chest
and I bang in the east and I'm bangin' in the west
and I come to give you more and I will never give you less
you will hear it in the street or you can read it in the press
do you really wanna know whats next, lets go"
Naruto started to sing once more his voice lifting higer and hierolater and louder
"see the way we on, when we all up in the race and you know
we gotta go, don't try to keep up with the pace
we struggling and hustling and sending in and getting in
and always gotta do it and take it to another place
gotta taste it and I gotta grab it
and I gotta cut all through this traffic
just to be at the top of the throne
better know I gotta have it" He bowed his spot light cut of in shrouding him in darkness.
"Aizen sang the hook this time and made the song fit his voice.
"Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, fresh than a muthaf-cker "
The crowd still silenced were wowed by his voice the second time around.
"Man f-ck these bitch ass n-ggas how yall doin?
I'm Lil Tunechi, I'm a nuisance, I go stupid, I go dumb like the 3 stooges
I dont eat sushi, I'm the shit, no I'm pollution, no substitution
Got a bitch that play in movies in my jacuzzi, p-ssy juicy
I never give a f-ck about a hater got money on my radar
Dress like a skater, got a big house, came with a elevator
You n-ggas aint eatin, f-ck it, tell a waiter
Marley said shoot em, and I said ok,
If you on that bullshit then I'm like ole'
I dont care what you say, so don't even speak
Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque Du Soleil
That's word to my flag, and my flag red" Sasuke and Azien sang this part in such a twisted version of singing that it seemed more like a perfect dance of voices.
I'm out of my head, bitch I'm outta my mind from the bottom I climb
You aint hotter than mine, nope, not on my time and I'm not even trying
Whats poppin Slime? nothin five, and if they trippin f-ck em five
I aint got no time to shuck and jive, these n-ggas as sweet as pumpkin pie
Ciroc and sprite on a private flight
Bitch I been tight since guiding light, and my pockets white and my diamonds white
And my mommas nice and my daddy's dead
You faggots scared cause I'm too wild, been here for a while
I was like f-ck trial I puts it down
I'm so young money if you got eyes look at me now bitch" Neji and Shikamaru took over and their voices seemed to be on perfect pitch and meled into many.
Naruto came back out in solid black leather pants and a red sleeveless leather vest thingy.
"Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, fresh than a muthaf-cker "
He sang the final hook and walked off stage.
The crowd cheered as one by one they all disappeared into the shadows.
"Wow…Who knew they would be so good? Anyway the girls are better! And we have the returnee who won it all last year Ten-Ten!" Anko screamed into the poor mike, "and they will be sing Take it off by Ke$ha!" she lauged madly into the mike before walking of muttering "who knew they could be so-" the mike cut off
Hinatas voice came out ringing around the concert hall much like Naruto's had only you could tell she was somewhere up near the roof.
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
When the dark
Of the night comes around.
That's the time,
That the animal comes alive.
Looking for
Something wild." She laughed lightly.
Inos voice rang out to hers sound from somewhere lower like under the stage
And now we lookin' like pimps
In my gold Trans-Am.
Got a water bottle full of whiskey
In my handbag.
Got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
But tonight
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a" She full out laughed finish.
Ten-Tens voice came from the stage, she sounded like she was born singing and only got better.
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
When the dark
Of the night comes around.
That's the time,
That the animal comes alive.
Looking for
Something wild." She too laugh as you could she her in a floor length dark pink dress that had ¾ sleeves.
Hinata voice sound like it was bouncing of the walls as she 'flew' down the middle of the crowd dead center, in a dark purple dress like Ten-Tens, Pink glitter trailing after her.
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
Lose your mind.
Lose it now.
Lose your clothes
In the crowd.
We're delirious.
Tear it down
'Til the sun comes back around."
Ino's voice was raising as she be came elevated on stage
N-now we're getting so smashed.
Knocking over trash cans.
Eurbody breakin' bottles
It's a filthy hot mess.
Gonna get faded
I'm not the designated
Driver so
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off." as soon as she said that the girls all tugged on there dresses and the fell to the floor like ripped paper in the wind. They were left in mini but not short skirts and a slightly too big shirt. The crowd was shot at wit purple glitter.
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
Oh, oh, oh!" Hinata sang
EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
Oh, Oh, Oh!
EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Oooh." Ten-Ten sang and off went the skirts leaving them in short shorts.
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off." ino sang once again as they striped off their shirts leaving them in mid rif skin tight shirts.
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off." The girls sang this in a three way harmony and off went the mid rifs leaving them in bikin tops and the aduience covered in gliter.
"Wow now im cover in glitter! Bet you guys weren't expecting that!" Anko yelled as her hair sparkled with lots of glitter. "And Now we have the results then the grad finale!"
"Will the contestants pleas return to the stage. Girls on the right, boys to the left." Iruka stated of the sound styem as sakura handed Anko the gudges decicions.
"Okay so the Winner for the gilrs is Ino!" She handed Ino a preety platinum award. "The Winner for the guys is Neji!" asshe hand him his award she whispered into the mike " and his orgasmic voice…" The glare she got from him would have frozen almost everbody but Anko is already crazy and bloodthirsty so imunnity.
"OKay okay no need to glare the Over all winner of both devisions is Hinata!" The Sanke mistressed yelled into the microphone clearly excites as Hinata tried hard not to faint.
That and the gudes said they won't be sings a super awazing grad finaly because…well …..," she paused to read the side note, "Are you serious?" she directed the question at the gudges to see them all nod. "Okay well the note says. We regret to inform you all that our minds were so thourgly blown we can not hear anthing else from these amazing young artist. otherwise we might die. Sincerely the gudges." She scratched he head for a minute befor yeling out "AFTER PARTY AT SUNA:KAGE CRAZY!" and with that she disappeared in a swil of glitter.
I Know potentially worst ending ever but longest chapter that and I was runing low on time so yeah. My other stories will be updated sometime during this week and on will be completed anf for those of you who asked and begged for a second chaper for stand in the rain you got it and the story is know called Stand.