Disclaimer: I wasn't there when they passed ownership of these characters, you know.

Rebuilding

Chapter 4: Dude Fest

Fox was still pleading his case with the confirmed Smashers, and the two realtors.

"I'm really annoyed now!" squeaked Fox menacingly. "Let me in, dammit!"

"Or what?" asked Link.

Fox pulled out a gun.

"Pfft, whatever," scoffed Link.

Fox shot Pit.

"Yawn..." yawned Link.

Fox shot Pit again.

"Yikes!" cried Link masculinely. "Let him in!"

"Fiiiine..." sighed the realtor. "Name?"

"Fox "SCHTARRFAWKES" McCloud," recited Fox unashamedly.

"Personal details?" asked the other one.

"I starred in the movie Superman on Fire, once killed a million billion puppies, and was nearly killed by Christian extremists after they found out about my ongoing homosexual relationship with Wolf O'Donnell," revealed Fox quickly, with the air of one who wanted the subject to be over.

"Sick!" cried Kirby profusely.

"Sixth Smasher, now go away." Said the realtor.

Mario, Link, Pit, and Pikachu stared at Fox, disgusted. Mario threw a lit match at Fox. Fox went on FIRE.

"Ow!" cried Fox. "I'll perform a running elbow bash into you!"

Fox performed a running elbow bash into Mario.

"Ow!" cried Mario. "I won't perform a running elbow bash into you!"

Mario didn't perform a running elbow bash into Fox.

"So, what's your special power?" asked Pit dimly.

"I can run real fast!" smiled Fox. He did a Fox Illusion flawlessly, until Link stuck his foot out, tripping him up. "Wasn't that cool?"

"Nope," said Pit.

Fox bit Pit's neck off.

"That was," said Pit.

"You know," smiled Fox. "Now that I am a legit Smasher, I feel serene and at peace! Nothing bad can happen here!"

"Mario!" cried Link suddenly. "There's an unidentified breach into the Mansion! It's...it's coming from Sector 2!"

Mario looked stunned. "S-sector 2-a?"

Wario burst through the window, and began beating up Mario.

Pikachu and Link entered the fray, and furiously attacked Mario whilst Fox revered in his memories.

"Yeah, I remember Melee..." smiled Fox. "Good times..."

Mario poured a viscous acid all over Wario, while Link slashed his head off.

"I miss the others though..." sighed Fox wistfully.

The others were lazing around, bored.

"Wait..." brought up Samus. "If Kirby found the Mansion so easily, doesn't that mean we could all go there in about five seconds?!"

"Hey, yeah!" agreed DK.

"I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to make it there!" smiled Samus.

Every old Smasher stood up, and followed her out of the door.

"This is a great idea!" grinned Bowser happily.

A shift in the universe appeared, nuking the old Mansion, and it caused the molecular structure of the country to rearrange, putting the new Mansion in a new location.

"Dammit," groaned Marth.

"Magnificent," Ness mused sarcastically. "Really spectacular."

The confirmed Smashers were having fun defending their Mansion from newbs. Isn't that fun sounding?!

"Wow, feels like the molecular structure of the country just rearranged," gasped Link, looking around for effect. Everyone else was being suffocated by crates and barrels.

"GASP! I'll save you!1" yelled Link courageously, drawing the Master Sword, and freeing Mario.

"Where-a did they come-a from?" asked Mario italianally. Mario picked a chrome looking silver barrel off of Kirby's squashed form, and together, Mario and Kirby freed Pikachu from a present-y looking one.

"Fantastic," groaned Pikachu, massaging his back.

Just then, some blonde chick came and pushed a box on wheels at Wario, who died. Again. The chick looked back at everyone out of perfectly proportioned eyes. She had luscious, full lips intensifying a face of clear, smooth skin. Her hair was lustrous and canary yellow. The woman's long slender legs held her upright and proud, as she surveyed her all male fellow Smashers. She yawned casually, and stretched her arms, accentuating her proportioned figure.

"Oh, hey Marth," greeted Link.

"I'm Samus, you chauvinist!" protested Samus.

"No you're not," said Pikachu simply. "Samus is an orange robot."

Samus strangled Pikachu in a fit of insane rage. Of course, it was sexy insane rage. Cause insanity is liek, totally sexy.

"Hey, look, Pikachu's choking," noticed Link.

Samus pushed a button on her Zero Suit, and instantly, pieces of her Chozo armor flew back onto her, making her normal Samus once more.

"So, is this the place?" asked Samus urgently.

"Might be," said the male realtor arrogantly. "If you can give me your name."

"Samus Aran," replied Samus coolly. "Murderer of Metroids, also killed Kirby's evil clone, Kirvy."

Kirby shuffled his feet modestly.

"Fine, you are the seventh Smasher for Brawl," said the male realtor, transfixed. "You know, I like killing stuff too..."

Samus gave him a condescending look, then turned away and charged a Charge Beam shot. She fired the blast at Link, who was standing around being Link. And because Wario would be too predictable.

"Ow!" cried Link, holding his wounds. "Why??"

"She is so hot..." muttered the male realtor to himself.

"Hey, what about me, Mr. Spar-" began the female realtor.

"Shut up, you're not a real person," interrupted the male.

"Oh yeah..."

This chapter's not enough, it never is. I will probably continue if you review me?!