MIKE NEWTON POV OF THE CULLENS AND BELLA SWAN

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight. SM does.

Name: The Return of the Cullens'

Rating: (Does it even matter?It's such a waste of time!) K+

Summary: The most awaited chapter of all. Edward and Alice return to Forks with Esme, Carlisle, Rosalie, Emmett and Jasper! Watch through Mike's POV!

Timeline: New Moon

Author's note: Here's the chapter you guys have been pestering me for! :) Hope it's okay... Also, I have decided to put pranks in the next chapter...

CHARACTER POINT OF VIEW: Mike Newton

SETTING: Cafeteria

TIME: Some time in the morning.

I was sitting at the table, with Lauren, Jess, Angela, Ben, Tyler, Austin...just the usual guys.

"Did you hear that Bella got shipped off to a hospital in L.A?" Lauren was saying. "I bet she finally snapped."

"Someone told me that Bella ran away. Wonder what made her run away?" Jessica asked.

"I don't know. But I still think Bella got admitted to a psychic hospital in L.A," Lauren shrugged. Her fish-like eyes flickered to me for a moment, and then back.

"I wish Cullen never came here," I complained.

Angela and Ben glared at me. Sure, easy for them, since they were close to Bella and Edward.

Hah. What a ridiculous name.

Edward? Sounds like the name of some silly grandpa. Pah.

I heard the cafeteria door open behind me, and I ignored it. It's probably Katie Marshall and Eric. They've been dating for weeks.

In front of me, Jessica, Lauren, Tyler, Angela and Ben gasped -Jessica and Lauren in horror, and fury; Tyler in amazement; Angela and Ben in joy and happiness. What a weird combination.

"Guys?" I asked. "Did you see a zombie?"

I winced slightly at the last word. Maybe the person who came through the cafeteria door was a zombie...a Bella-look-alike zombie...maybe that Indian guy dumped her...

That thought cheered me up a bit. Yay! Another chance for me to get Bella.

Lauren, Tyler, Ang, Ben, and Jessica shook their heads mutely. Irritated, I turned around to the see the new-comers.

What I saw next, almost made me faint.

Someone was walking between Cullen and his hot sister-Alice. They were striding across with the graces of different animals -Cullen, with the grace of some dangerous predator, and Alice with the grace of a gazelle, or a ...something-very-graceful-and-dangerous-at-the-same-time animal. Whatever. The girl between them was really pretty. She looked a lot like Bella.

But still...Cullen came. He came back. No. Way.

My next thought was : NO!

This wasn't happening again. My third chance to get Bella was lost. Noooooo...

Speaking of Bella...where was she?

I scanned the room for here, and found her in front of me. Oh. I realized she was the girl between Cullen and his sister. Damn.

"Hey, Bella," I said listlessly, trying to keep the jealousy out of my voice. It didn't work, because I saw Bella's eyebrows pucker for a sec. And then, Cullen was beside her, his stupid arm around her waist.

Alice moved to stand beside her. Jeez. It was like they were bodyguards of Bella. I felt jealous again, and I swear Cullen's stupid grin widened.

Everyone was still staring at them. Bella looked uncomfortable, but Cullen and Alice absorbed it like it was oxygen for them. Pah.

Her voice ringing like bells, Alice asked Angela rather than Lauren,: "Can we join in?"

Angela, still thunderstruck, nodded mutely. Alice smiled happily, and pulled out a chair beside Angela. Cullen and Bella also did the same, and made themselves comfortable. I glared at Cullen, visualizing ripping his head off and burning it. And I swear Cullen laughed to himself. It's like he can read minds or something...no! that's totally impossible.

I gave him a last glower before digging in my salad. Mmm...it tasted delicious. Yum.

I heard Alice say something about Mrs. Cullen hating L.A and wanting to come back. Whatever. I was in Food Heaven with my salad.

"So...I'm going to class now," Lauren said. "Anyone coming with me?" Her and her fish-nose looked down at me. I scowled at her. What was her problem? Jessica, Tyler and Austin were already behind her. Pah.

"Um...sure," I hesitated. I remembered Cullen was here, and I decided to leave immediately to avoid strangling him.

Cullen started laughing under his breath. I swear that guy is uber-mad. M-A-D.

His laughter turned into slightly hysterical chuckles. Crazy.

Lauren smiled at me, and turned around, nose already hammered into the air with an imaginary nail. Damn. I wished I could spend just one minute with Bella and then convince her to date me and that I was better than that white-washed Cullen. I was nearly at the door, when my mind launched into the fantasies of my and Bella's honeymoon. Yum.

Oh. Cullen's watching me like I'm his favorite cheeseburger now. Oh, wait he probably hates cheeseburger...oh, forget it.

But, still, I wanted to get my Bella back. Watch out, Cullen. The great Mike Newton is on his way! And with that, I stalked out of the cafeteria behind the She-Bitch, also known as Lauren Mallory.

I know it's not that good... but still, review?

I wanted to hurry up with this chapter so that I could continue on with the pranks in next chapters...

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Hint for next chapter: Water-guns.