MIKE NEWTON'S POV OF THE CULLENS AND BELLA SWAN

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT. STEPHENIE DOES.

Chapter: Back to Planning Pranks

Rating: K

Summary: The Cullens plan on how to prank Mike. :)

Author's Note: Please review!

Credits to: A huge thank you to vampsrulewolvesdont for suggesting the Edward-ranting-about-Mike idea! I didn't even think about this idea until he/she suggested it! Thank you, vampsrulewolvesdont!

The beginning is the most important part of the work.

Plato,Greek philosopher[BC 427- BC 347]

Character:

Alice Cullen POV

Setting: Cullen living room

Time: Evening; 3:30PM

Day: 3 days after Chapter 21

I was checking the catalogue for clothes for Rosalie's new wardrobe when Edward strode in, looking as mad as Rosalie on a bad-hair-day. Yes, I have actually seen Rosalie on a bad hair day, and trust me, you don't want to be in the same house when Rosalie has a bad hair day.

At the moment, I got a vision that showed Edward yelling at Emmett to shut up, and then Emmett retorting back and then Edward pushing him on Esme's new masterpiece. Uh-oh. This wouldn't be good.

Edward? I said mentally. Edward didn't respond, but I knew he had heard me. I think you had better not yell at Emmett. You both are gonna end up wrecking Esme's new table.

Esme looked up from her magazines, and said: "Hello, Edward. Something seems to be bothering you." Duh. Something was indeed bothering our little Eddie, but as according to one of my visions, he wouldn't tell us, until we pestered him hard and high.

"Edward?" I asked. "Care to share your problems with us?"

Edward simply sat down at his piano, and began to play angrily and loudly. Ugh.

I showed him a vision that he really hated, and he froze.

"Ed-waaaard!" I begged.

He glowered at me, and I smirked.

Oh, fine-ee...I thought at him. I just had a super coo-ol vision, and I'm not sharing it with you. I purposefully showed him the vision I had gotten this morning. The vision, regarding a certain Mike Newton lasted for a fraction of a second before I shoved it out of my mind.

Oops! I said, intentionally making my mental voice sound as though I was annoyed at myself for showing Edward an important vision. I should never have showed that...

Edward looked up. "What was that, Alice? What was the vision?"

I stuck out my tongue at him. "Not until you tell us about your bad day."

Edward sighed, and glared at me. You've nailed me , his eyes seemed to say.I could hear Rosalie shifting around in the garage, and knew she was listening too. In fact, Jasper and Emmett had paused in their game of chess to listen, and Esme looked up from her magazines to listen too. Carlisle was at the hospital so he wasn't here.

"Fine!" He said angrily. "Today I was waiting for Bella at Newton's Outfitters, and then I heard the thoughts of that vile...Newton. The hell with him! As if he hasn't already made my day go bad!"

I smiled smugly. My vision that I had showed him, was already becoming clearer at the moment. Yay! Thank you, Edward!

Edward was still ranting. "...and then Newton walked to her and asked her out again! How I wish I could just strangle him..." his rants faded away into mumbles.

I smiled at him. "I have an idea." And with that, I showed him my entire vision.

Edward stopped mid-rant. "Show me that again." He was looking excited.

I replayed my vision, my grin becoming wider. "So have you made up your mind?"

I already knew the answer. Yes.

I clapped my hands. "Okay, everyone listen!"

Rosalie snorted in the garage. Emmett and Jasper smirked at each other. Edward didn't say anything. Esme looked interested.

"We're going to do something very exciting tomorrow!" I squealed.

Emmett snickered to himself and muttered: "Over-emotional pixie." Jasper punched him in the shoulder mockingly. Emmett yelled something back at him, but I didn't care what it was.

"Lemme guess, tomorrow is Alice Cullen and Jasper Whitlock Day?" Emmett joked.

I narrowed my eyes at him. Emmett had gotten the message and he decided to shut up. I smiled smugly. Satisfied, I continued: "Okay, so tomorrow, we're going to prank Mike Newton-"

My words were drowned out by Emmett's elated roar.

"BRAVO! BRAVO-OH-BRAVO! I'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR THIS MOMENT SO LONGGGG-AARGH!" Emmett stopped, when Rosalie punched him really hard on his other arm. Rosalie had flitted into the room without him knowing, and that was something.

"I think I'm getting sick of the word 'bravo', " Edward muttered.

"I agree with you," I told him before continuing my previous words. "We're gonna prank Newton. It could be our last chance, and Bella's too." Edward's face darkened at the mention of Bella's upcoming vampirization or vampire-transformation.

Emmett leaned forward eagerly. Jasper winced slightly at the onslaw of emotions coming from everyone. I felt sorry for him.

"You-Emmett, Jasper, Edward, me, and Rosalie (yes, Rosalie, you also have to join) and Bella are part of the game," I said. I mouthed 'sorry' at Esme, but since she was an adult and not attending school...but maybe she and Carlisle could help...hmmm...

At the moment, I was assaulted with a large number of visions. I gripped the piano edge with my fingers to steady myself, and heard the piano material crack. Oops.

"You're paying for the repair," Edward told me darkly.

When I finally got on track with the visions, I opened my eyes. Plan-A was ready.

"Emmett, I need you to go to the store," I told the buff guy. "Ask for water-guns..." I rattled off the list of things we would need for the prank. Emmett was already at the door, ready with credit-card. Way to go, big brother.

"...and don't forget to pay!" I yelled after him, as he exited the house. We heard the sound of one of the Cullen cars zooming out of the garage.

Emmett had thought it very funny to act as if he forgotten his wallet/credit card at the store last time, and I did NOT have time to listen to the cashier's angry complaints again.

Now all that was left was Edward, Rosalie, Jasper, Bella and me.

Sorry for the cliff-hanger! I just couldn't resist!

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