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Rebuilding
Chapter 8: Number Eleven
The nine Smashers, with Bowser still missing, were camping out in a small clearing of Hyrule Field.
"I'm telling you guys, he can do it," argued Kirby to Pit and Wario.
"No way," scoffed Pit, "He can't kick that fast!"
"All of us have a combo!" retorted Pikachu. "Fox's is crazy fast!"
"Bullcrap," sniffed Wario.
"Want me to prove it?" asked Fox, rising from the log he was sitting on.
Fox turned and punched mid-air quickly.
"That was one jab, you can't do it!" said Pit.
Fox lunged forward with a second punch.
"Watch me, fairy," replied Fox angrily.
"Hey-a guys, we're back-a!" greeted Mario, who had just come back from getting firewood with Link.
Fox kicked Mario in the face at extremely high speeds.
"Okay, point proven!" laughed Pit.
"I bet you guys can do a combo too," smiled Link. "I just do three swipes with my sword, it's awesome!"
"What, like that guy?" asked Wario, pointing at a small cloaked round figure with a sword.
Everyone except Kirby tilted their heads curiously.
"Meta-Knight..." grunted Kirby uncharacteristically.
"You know him?" asked Samus, surprised. "I'd have figured the guys from your place would be more queer little blobs..."
Flipping off Samus with one hand, and clenching his...fist?...in the other, Kirby strode over to Meta-Knight.
"Ah yes, Kirby..." scoffed Meta-Knight. "'Fraid to tell you I'm a bit stronger than our last meeting,"
"Sure you are," said Kirby.
"Don't doubt me, boy," sneered Meta-Knight.
Meta-Knight swiped his sword in an amazingly fast combo, faster swordplay than Link's combo.
"Hee yayayaayayaayayayayaya!" screamed Meta-Knight, slashing Kirby furiously.
"Darn..." darned Kirby, falling over.
"This guy needs to calm down!" gasped Pikachu, shocked.
Meta-Knight smirked, and opened his wings, flying away.
"Pfft, I get it, you guys can combo, stop showing off!" said Pit, annoyed.
"We'll kill him with an Assist Trophy!" cried Pikachu, spotting one on the ground. Pikachu held up the Assist Trophy and Dr. Wright popped out.
Pit, being an older game character, recognised Dr. Wright immediately.
"Wait, you mean that Dr. Wright?" gasped Pit, shocked to see him. "I guess these trophies can show anyone!"
"Hold on a second! What are you guys doing here?" asked Dr. Wright sharply, looking from Pikachu to Pit to Kirby's unconscious body to the others.
Pikachu saw the green hair, and came to a realisation.
"Guys...I've found him..." mumbled Pikachu. "I've found religion!"
Mouth hanging open in amazement, Pikachu bent down and prayed before Dr. Wright.
"Starting today, you're the mayor!" decreed Dr. Wright.
Pikachu gave a delighted scream of happiness.
"The Saviour has given me his holy power!" proclaimed Pikachu proudly. "I will honor him!"
Link ran forward.
"Dr. God, do you know how to fix Kirby?" asked Link.
Dr. Wright proceeded to make a skyscraper rise from the ground.
"I love you!" cried Pikachu, on top of the skyscraper.
"I'll-a stop the Meta guy!" screamed Mario, grabbing something from his pocket. It was round and covered in dust: it had not been used for nine years.
"What?!" asked Fox incredulously.
"Can it be?" asked Link incredulously.
"Is this..." began Samus. Incredulously.
"It's-a the Bumper from-a the first-a tournament!" smiled Mario. "I've kept it hidden for-a nine years!"
"Ahh..."sighed Pikachu wistfully, walking out the front door of the skyscraper, "That really takes me back..."
Mario threw it in the air, where Meta-Knight was about to fly. Meta-Knight merely shrugged and flew around it.
"So what does it do?" asked Pit, flying up to the Bumper, Wario and Zelda nodding along with him; they too had not seen the Bumper.
"No!" cried Fox. "Pit! Watch out for those bumpers once they're set!"
Pit bounced off, plummeting straight to the ground at high speeds.
"Good thing those old pieces of junk still work," laughed a voice.
Everyone whipped round, but the majority of the Smashers sighed with relief to see another alive veteran fighter. It was Donkey Kong, ruler of the jungle.
"Well guys, the original powerhouse is back," smirked DK, flexing a muscle.
Zelda clapped, and Samus looked mildly amused.
"I'll defeat this ogre!" declared Pit, running up to DK and slashing him.
"Rookie, I guess?" asked DK, delivering a Giant Punch to Pit.
"Yep," replied Link, chuckling.
"Wario?" asked DK, seeing Wario at the back of the crowd. "You made it too!"
Wario embarrassedly smiled.
"We got a problem-a, DK," said Mario urgently. "Bowser's alive, but he-a got a Smash Ball-a-"
"A what?" asked DK, confused.
"Never mind, and he turned into Giga Bowser-a!"
DK grimaced.
"He got blown back not far from here," said Samus casually. "So we escaped to Eldin Bridge, and I suppose that's where you ended up,"
"That's right," replied DK. "So let's go!"
"Go?" asked Fox. "What do you mean?"
"Well, we're gonna go get Giga Bowser, aren't we?" replied DK, chuckling.
Link and Mario exchanged looks of surprise, Pikachu looked up, Samus straightened up looking alert, the newcomers gasped, and Zelda stopped beating up squirrels in the background. Even Kirby's body gave a twitch.
Silence.
"Alrighty then," said Link casually, and everyone walked to the middle of the bridge to wait.
Marth was still groaning in pain, and Ness was getting annoyed.
"Where are we now?" panted Marth, trying to look at his surroundings.
"Come ON Marth, stop groaning! We didn't get hurt that much!" cried Ness, ignoring him.
"I had a dream that I died..." mumbled Marth. "Let me go back there..."
"You think that's a weird dream?" asked Ness enthusiastically. "I once had a dream I was a giant chicken, and when I woke up, I was in Captain Falcon's room!"
"Listen, Earthbound, Mother, whatever they call you..." groaned Marth.
"Ness," said Ness testily.
"I want you to stop talking," wheezed Marth.
"Okey-dokey-artichokey!" smiled Ness annoyingly. "But first, get up!"
"Before I pass out from the pain of molecular separation, I have to tell you, your buddy and my frie-" began Marth, but he was cut off by Captain Falcon, who had just appeared and ran over Marth in the Blue Falcon.
"Hey Ness, Marth, why didn't you guys tell me you wound up here as well?" demanded Falcon.
"Um, because I wanted it to be a surprise," said Ness timidly. "Surprise!"
"You stupid little kid, where are the others?" asked Falcon.
"I don't know, but can't we wait for Marth to get better before we look for anyone?" asked Ness.
"I never said we had to look for them, I thought they'd be here!" cried Falcon, suddenly panicking.
"Can't we just wait for people to find us?" asked Ness.
"Well, they're not going to come back," replied Falcon, irritated.
"They have to come back!" said Ness immediately and loudly. "Kirby and Pikachu still owe me money!"
"Yeah, me too," said Falcon quickly. "Just follow me, now,"
"Can't you just-"began Ness, but Falcon drove away, "take me with you...faggot..."
Falcon's fan club beat up Ness.
The Smashers followed DK back across the bridge, until they were in the desolate town the third Mansion was in.
"Is this...Smashville?" asked DK.
"Look!" cried Link. "There's Meta-Knight!"
Meta-Knight flew over everyone's heads, landing next to a restored Bowser.
"Kill him!" cried Zelda, pulling Link's arm as she ran towards Meta-Knight.
Link raised his sword, with Zelda creating an orb of magical stuff alongside him, but Meta-Knight flew upwards to avoid attack.
"Fools," spat Meta-Knight, "Can't you see that I am stronger?"
"Heh, good one, short guy," smirked Bowser, his arms folded.
Kirby coughed, and woke up, "You guys brought me back to Bowser?...aww...you guys suck..."
"Bowser, we're on the same side!" said Samus, with the slightest hint of annoyance.
"Bite me, Super Smash Bros Brawl or whatever it was isn't happening," replied Bowser.
"Coffee, get your coffee here!" called the town barista, walking around with a tray of coffee.
"We don't have time right now!" said Pit angrily, to the barista.
Suddenly, all the streetlights turned off, and KK Slider appeared, holding a guitar.
"This is one for all the ladies out there..." said KK Slider suavely, before breaking into song.
"I hate this damn town!" shouted Pikachu angrily.
"I dunno, Slider is pretty sexy from over here," replied Fox, squinting.
Everyone turned to face him, and Bowser and Meta-Knight took the chance to escape.
"I hate you, Fox," everyone said collectively.
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