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Rebuilding
Chapter 9: It Came From Outer Space
Ness massaged his wounds, scowling at the Falcon fan club.
"What do they see in him..." muttered Ness resentfully.
Behind Ness, Marth awoke once more, rubbing the spot where the Blue Falcon had hit him.
"Auuugh, uh, my head..." groaned Marth once more, "What the hell was that?"
"Oh, that was Captain Falcon," replied Ness eagerly. "He ran you over with his car!"
"Ugh, I told Roy Falcon can't drive..." muttered Marth.
"So what were you gonna tell me?" asked Ness, remembering what Marth had been trying to say.
"Oh, right, I was just about to tell you that some of the Smashers are-AGH!" began Marth, who was cut off by a missile that barely missed him.
"What the fuck is happening?!" screamed Marth, clutching his heart.
"That was a missile!" replied Ness brightly. "Someone's trying to shoot you!"
A second missile flew through the air, hitting Marth in the stomach.
"That was another one!" smiled Ness. "This time he did shoot you! But I guess you already know that!"
A third missile flew through the air, landing at Ness' feet.
"Uh oh!" cried Ness. "Now he's shooting at me! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!"
Ness ran away, while Marth ducked under the flight of the fourth missile.
Seeing Ness run away in the distance, Marth rolled out of the way of a fifth missile, to see the Blue Falcon approaching once more.
"God dammit..." began Marth resignedly, as he was run over by the Blue Falcon for the second time.
"Now this one is popular!" rejoiced Fox, dancing along with KK Slider's next song.
"Why don't you just marry him?" asked Link, annoyed.
"Great idea!" grinned Fox.
Pikachu squinted, looking at the Pokeball under the table.
Pikachu nudged Mario, who was sitting next to him, and picked up the ball, releasing the Pokemon.
Deoxys flew out, giving a cry.
"Whoa, what's that thing?" cried KK Slider, dropping his guitar in shock.
Deoxys slowly revolved in place, and unleashed Hyper Beam.
The stage burned to the ground, as KK Slider's drummer died a most horrible death. Deoxys recklessly shot Hyper Beams left and right, one hitting Wario.
"We need to leave, now," said Samus simply.
They left.
"OH DEAR GOD, MY EYE IS MELTING!" KK Slider screamed.
A solitary tear dripped from the eye of Fox McCloud.
"Good night, sweet prince..." cried Fox softly to himself, giving the stage one last sweeping look.
Suddenly, a solitary Smash Ball flew through the air towards the Smashers.
"Fox, I love you like a brother, all right?" reassured Samus. "So what I'm going to do is going to hurt me morally almost as much as it will hurt you."
Fox suddenly perked up.
"You're gonna sleep with me?" Fox asked excitedly. "Cause I've heard funny stories about blondes wearing orange...preow..."
Samus ripped out Fox's lungs and showed them to him.
"No," said Samus kindly, "And I don't know what being blonde, slim, and clad in warm colours has to do with anything..."
Link was trying to paint his tunic orange, with sideways glances at Fox.
"But I'm taking this Smash Ball," finished Samus. Samus broke open the Smash Ball, and at once, felt a significant upgrade in her Arm Cannon.
"Don't fire!" cried an angel Samus, who appeared on Samus' left shoulder. "Do NOT fire that laser!"
"Why shouldn't I?" asked Samus testily.
"Well..." replied Angel Samus, struggling to find a reason, "Because it really hurts!"
Samus looked at Angel Samus.
Angel Samus looked back, pleadingly.
Samus took out a flyswatter.
"Fire the laser," said Angel Samus hastily.
"MAXIMUM CHARGE!" cried Samus, losing control...finally...and charging the weapon used in her Final Smash.
Deoxys turned its head at the shout, and knocking Animal Crossers aside, drifted towards Samus.
"Now, fire!" cried Samus, unsure of what would happen.
A large stream of blue energy immediately shot forwards from Samus' Arm Cannon, hitting Deoxys straight in the chest.
"Whoa, that's huge!" gasped Samus.
"I still don't see why I should be upset..." muttered Fox.
The laser disappeared, leaving all of the Animal Crossers dead, KK Slider reduced to dust at the center of the stage.
"SLIDER! NOOOOO!" cried Fox.
"Guys, Samus has a problem!" cried Link.
Nobody paid attention.
"A kinda sexy problem!" cried Link.
Everyone including Zelda turned to Samus, whose armor fell off.
"All of her armor-a fell off!" remarked Mario, grinning stupidly.
"Great," sighed Samus, experiencing more open space and stretching her arms (much to the male Smashers sans Fox's approval). "My Final Smash is so powerful, it destroyed my suit."
"Kirby's awake!" smiled Pikachu, looking at the pink puffball, who had awoken to "destroyed my suit".
"DIE KIRBY!" cried Zelda, picking up Samus' discarded helmet and throwing it at Kirby, who fell unconscious immediately.
"Hey. Stop that...QUIT IT!" yelled Pikachu. "I mean it!"
"Don't worry, what I lack in firepower, I can make up for in speed," said Samus casually.
"Bow chicka-" began Pit.
Samus shot Pit.
"And I have long range too, once I turn this Paralyzer into a whip!" smiled Samus reassuringly, brandishing her Paralyzer.
"-bow wow!" finished Pit.
Samus shot Pit.
Samus kicked Pit in the stomach.
Samus tore Pit's head off his shoulders with her bare hands.
"Well-a Samus, Pit does have a point-a..." said Mario timidly. "You do wear-a awfully tight spandex in that suit-a..."
Enraged, Samus pummelled Mario, the latter of whom fell unconscious.
"Where am I?" asked Mario. "Did I die?"
Mario looked around, and saw an immense stadium.
"Whoa! This is incredible-a!" gasped Mario.
Mario took in his surroundings, then glanced down and saw a round brown pedestal under his feet. He could not move his legs.
"What is this?" asked Mario.
A dismembodied voice rang out across the stadium.
"In this world...trophies fight..."
"Trophy-a?" asked Mario. "Is this what the pedestal-a is?"
Mario indicated uselessly under his feet, but the pedestal was there no more. Instead, was Kirby, also stepping off a pedestal.
"Kirby-a?" asked Mario incredulously. "Samus killed-a you too?"
"I know nothing about Kirby," replied Kirby in a hollow, cold voice. "I know nothing but fighting. Fighting is the sole reason for my existence."
Mario was getting severely scared by this point.
It only got worse when a large battleship flew over Mario and 'Kirby''s heads.
"What-a is that?!" screamed Mario.
"That is the Halberd," replied Kirby. "Meta-Knight's ship. Fighters congregate there to brawl."
Mario remembered that name...
A flash of purple.
A robotic-alien looking thing.
Then nothing.
Mario woke up, seeing a dazed Pit, and an infuriated Samus.
"I will not be objectified like that!" yelled Samus.
"I...I dreamt-a that?" asked Mario.
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