AN: Im Back! Wow has it only been a day? I would like to thank Kiefercarlos for my first review as well as adding this story to their favorites. I would also M3a6anLuvesHim and mymonkeyman101 for adding this to their story alert.

Me: HA HA! I own twilight now!

Emmett: No you don't.

Me: Yeah I do.

Emmett: Yeah maybe when pigs fly!

Me: OMC! Pigs started to fly! Err….That's gonna cause some problems…..Alot of people have said that….maybe the new saying should be when cows fly..NO! How abou-

Emmett: Just get on with the disclaimer! Don't make me dazzle you!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight…..but maybe pigs will start to fly!

Bella- ClumsyKillerPrincess

Edward- PianoPlayer1918

Alice- Pixie87

Jasper- WarDude00

Rosalie- BornBeautiful30

Emmett- BetterBarbie

Carlisle-

Esme- Mrs.C

Jacob- WhoLetTheDogsOut!

AN: Guys typing their names over and over can be exhausting so don't be surprised if you see the short version of their name! On to the story!

*ClumsyKillerPrincess has signed in*

*PianoPlayer1918 has signed in*

*TeddyBear has signed in*

CKP: *grumbles* Geez! Thx for saving me Edward! (heavy on the sarcasm)

PP1918: WELL…..it's not my fault she saw me coming….

CKP: *grumbles* : Stupid future seeing vampire pixie! I had to go through hours of shirts, makeup and …..dare I say it-

TeddyBear: I dare you!

CKP: HEELS! T-T I almost died!

TeddyBear: Come one Bella! She ain't that bad…..

CKP: …*crickets*…..

Teddy Bear: I take that back *shudders*

CKP: YOU TOO? 8o

TeddyBear: We all had our time….*Flashback* Emmett has his eyes closed….. "Bu-But Ma….i don't wanna go to….THE STORES…Em…..I'm not your mother…..I'm Alice. *End* All those stores! *shudders* O_o

PianoPlayer1918: Bella I think I'm going to come over b4 I go hunt. Ok?

CKP: No you are not.

PianoPlayer1918: ? :O

TeddyBear: ! *laughs hysterically* Dude you just got told.

PianoPlayer1918: But why?

CKP: *Smiles* :) Charlie's taking me to La Push!

PianoPlayer1918: *Growls* YOUR GOING TO SEE THE MUTT?

CKP: *cough* Jacob *cough* …Yeah and?

PianoPlayer1918: No you are not! That's dangerous! I don't want you to go!

CKP: Yeah but I am….and no they are not! ….Besides you can't stop Charlie!

PianoPlayer1918: Bella…I'm not negotiating this.

CKP: Neither am I!

Teddy Bear: I want a grizzly bear…..or a black bear!

CKP: Thx Emmett for you randomness. GTG.

*ClumsyKillerPrincess has signed out*

PianoPlayer1918: I gotta stop her!

TeddyBear: No Edward let Bella go. You know she loves you and she knows Jacob and her will no longer be friends after the change. She needs to enjoy being a NORMAL human. Just let her go.

PianoPlayer1918: *IN SHOCK*

TeddyBear: OH YEAH I WENT THERE! I HAVE MY MOMENTS!

*Pixie87 has signed on*

Pixie87: Did Emmett just have a smart moment? *Sees Edward in shock* That must have been some moment!

*Pixie87 has signed off*

TeddyBear: Edward…..Are you there?….*Waves hand in front of Edward's face* …..OMC ARE YOU DEAD! EPP!

PianoPlayer1918: …..

TeddyBear: (sigh) …ED-WEIRDO!

PianoPlayer1918: What?

TeddyBear: You kinda spaced out for a sec…Where you in Bella Land?

PianoPlayer1918: Bella Land?

TeddyBear: YOU KNOW! BELLA LAND! It's where you look like you rolled in glue and glitterrrrr…with different color treessssss….OH! And a rainbowwwww, mountain lionssssss…this huge castle with pink grasssssss and Alice dressed in a fairy princess outfit…..OH! AND you can't forget Bella riding in on a unicorn! OMC! SHE'S ON A UNICORN AND IN A BIKINI!

PianoPlayer1918: Emmett that sounds ridiculous! But that last one doesn't sound too bad…..WAIT! I didn't know unicorns existed! EMMETT! Where can I find a unicorn? Quick!

TeddyBear: Follow the Yellow Brick Road! Duh! Geez Edward it's not science rocket!

PianoPlayer1918: Rocket Science Emmett? Anyway GTG.

*PianoPlayer1918 has signed out*

TeddyBear: IM ALLLLL ALONE!

*RandomDude has signed in*

RandomDude: OMC EMMETT! I LUV YOU! YOUR SO AWESOME AND I WEAR THE SAME BRAND BOXERS AS U! MY LITTLE SISTER THINKS YOUR AWESOME TOO! OMC I CAN'T BELIEVE IM TLKIN TO YOU RIGHT NOW HAHAHH! FINALLY AFTER A YEAR OF TRACKING I FINALLY FOUND U! HAHAHHAHA!

TeddyBear: 1. HU THE HECK ARE YOU! 3. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT BOXER BRAND I WEAR! 7. I KNOW IM AWESOME! 14. HU THE HECK ARE YOU! AND 5. ARE YOU STALKING ME!

RandomDude: Nooooo….. ;) :D …..untill next time…..Emmett….. ;)

*RandomDude has signed off*

TeddyBear: So who that again?

AN: I wanted to give you guys the heads up that I probably won't update tomorrow…..but I will sometime this week for sure!…..ALSO…..On Saturday the 21st I am leaving for a 2 week trip to Florida! SO! I won't be able to update until I get back or somehow find internet connection where I am staying…..Let's hope for option 2 shall we! But look on the bright side if I can't I have at least 3 chapters or more waiting to be put up! Until Next Time!

OH! And PLZ REVIEW!

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