Vixen:: OMG!!! I am sooo sorry. My computer decided to start an early retirement two days after I last updated. So yeah. We have a new computer now and its one of those really small ones. (sigh) It sucks. =(

Jiraiya:: So...no more porno?

Vixen:: Sorry Jiraiya but no...thats probably why the computer died in the first place.

Jiraiya:: Ha ha ha..Doubt it.

Vixen:: I told u not to get on those kind of sites anyway.

Jiraiya:: Well...u were always at school, and no one was there, I was lonely.

Vixen:: Bullshit. (looks at audience) In case u were wondering, I kind of banished Sakura. She was really moody and whiny. So i banished her. =)

Jiraiya:: Now I'm here!! =]

Vixen:: (Murmurs) For now. Anyway on with the story.

Introducing Chapter 6!

The Kage Building!

(Hinata's P.O.V)

After a long two hours of walking in the pitch darkness, we finally arrived at our destination. The kage building has always been known for being spooky. Well it did indeed live up to it's reputation. Why?

1.) It's a small 6 story building sitting in the shadow of a huge 18 story skyscrapper. No sunlight at all.

2.) It seemed that everything in the shadows, moved. I almost shot a cat because I got so paranoid.

3.) There were gargoyles on top of said building. Just waiting to swoop down and claw my eyes out.

& 4.) I was only recently been informed that everyone who stayed at the Kage building was not normal. When asked what their standard for normal is, they laughed. Apparently, I didn't get the memo. Probably got lost in the mail. Those mail men are out to get me so it wouldn't surprise me one bit. One of them are probably burning the paper and spitting on the ashes, cursing me to hell all the way, as we speak.

On the walk to the Kage building, I was warned not to point out anything not normal. Seriously, I don't even know what normal is.

I was also told that I would fit in greatly and that everyone there were like a big loving family.

A loving family...is something I've never had. Hell, I didn't even know what one looked like. Yet when I first entered the Kage building, I got a pretty good idea of what one looked like. Or at least I think so.

Right in the middle of the lobby one guy was wrestling this monstrous dog. And to beat it all he was losing! Then this emo looking dude with big bug eyed glasses was sitting far in the back where the lights couldn't reach. I strained really hard but eventually i over heard his conversation. He was giving this big jar of beetles the 'Birds and the Bees' talk. It was kinda funny. Who knew you had to give beetles a sex talk. I always thought they already knew. Well, I guess you learn something new everyday.

By the secretary's desk to the left of the main doors, a thin blond girl was arguing with a Pink! haired guy. Obviously the dude was gay. I mean he was wearing all pink, including the hair, and he was wearing a really short skirt with 5" heels. Of course, he could be a transie. Hmmm...Oh no, the blond just punched the shit outta the transie! Someone call a plastic surgeon! Oh-oh wait! The transie is getting back up. Yeah thats the way to--ouch! That had to hurt.

Yep, a real loving family.

Once again, sarcasm.

I told you that wouldn't be the last of it. =P

(Regular)

A brawl was just starting and the only thing the new arrivals could do was just stand there in the main doorways and watch. If they moved forward, they would be in the line of fire. If they moved backwards, out of the building, they would surely be yelled at later for being late. Thus the only option left was to watch and wait. And wait they did.

(4 hours later)

Hinata was dead tired. She hadn't had a wink of sleep since coming to America a month ago and her final chance at getting a good nights rest was being ruined by the bimboos blocking her path to the elevators. Looking to her left, she saw that Jiraiya had somehow acquired a giant tub of popcorn and a camera. Truthfully, she had always thought that Jiraiya was a little strange. But this was too much. He was down on his knees moving this way and that screaming out "Thats fantastic!" or "A little more agression please." while clicking away with his camera.

Sick of the perverts ways, Hinata switched her gaze to her right. Beside her stood Naruto, face flushed and staring at the small space between them. Looking down, she realized she had been holding his hand ever since they had left her apartment six hours ago. Blushing heavily, she quickly unclasped his hand and stuffed hers in her pockets. Trying to hide her blush Hinata spoke.

"Is it always like this?" She asked. If it was then she would never get any sleep around here.

Naruto, still blushing and quite embarressed answered, "W-w-well yeah. T-they alw-ways f-f-fight."

Hinata couldn't believe it. No more sleepytime for her.

"How long does the fighting usually last?" She had hope. Maybe if they didn't fight too long, she could maybe get an hour or two of sleep.

Yet, gathering his strength to not stammer again, his words crushed her dreams.

"Oh it only lasts about 10 hours...tops." He turned to her and grinned. She wanted to smile back but her left eye wouldn't stop twitching.

"You mean (twitch) to tell me (twitch, twitch) that it (twitch) ONLY (twitch) lasts the maximum of (twitch) 10 (twitch) hours?" She asked calmly.

Even though her voice was calm, shivers ran down Naruto's spine. "Uhhhh...yeah?" He didn't know what was gonna happen next but he was scared shit-less none the less.

Suddenly Hinata's eye goes into physcotic twitch mode. (Twitch,twitch,twitch,twtich,twitch,twitch,twitch,twitch)

Then it stops.

Hinata slowly turns her head to face Naruto, who thought he was going to shit his pants at any moment.

Once completely facing Naruto, Hinata's face breaks out into a huge grin. "Oh, okay then." She responds happily as she slowly makes her way toward the brawling couple.

"Excuse me." she says politely as she stops in front of them. They ignore her as they continued to slap and punch each other stupidly.

Now the old Hinata would have just sat there and politely waited. But this Hinata was tired and had a nice clean bed waiting for her upstairs. So she tried again, only a little more agressively.

"Yo Assholes!" They stopped, slowly pivoting their heads to glare at the indigo haired girl daring to interrupt their creative discussion. Hinata noticing that she had got their attention continued. "Either you move your little fight somewhere else and i'll move you myself." she threatened.

The two on the floor briefly looked at her, then at each other before bursting out laughing.

"HAHAHAHA! Look at this little gangsta wannabe! Yo,Yo,Yo! HAHAHAHA!!" Screeched the pink one.

"I know right. She thinks she's the baddest gal in the world. Hahahahaha!" the blond one replied.

Hinata was pissed. First she gets a rude welcoming (Naruto and Jiraiya coming through her window) ,then she has to walk for two hours straight, She embarresses herself infront of a cute guy (Naruto) and now these assholes were making fun of her. Oh Hell No. It didn't roll that way and these people were about to figure it out. The hard way. Due to Hinata's 'incidents' in the past, she was cursed with something quite terrible. A Cruel Temper. We're talking about 'Beware of Killer Woman' kinda temper.

Wasting no time at all, Hinata grabbed for the one closest to her, which happened to be the pink transie. Gripping her around the throat and pinning her to the nearest wall, Hinata spoke.

"How dare you make fun of me! Do you know who I am?!" She demanded in a booming voice. Pinkie shook her head. Hinata continued. "I am the person who is about to kill you, thats who. Lady Tsunade personally requested my presence and by god if it means I get to sleep in a nice bed later, I am gonna be there. Now move it or lose it!" She commanded as she glared at the two, throwing Pinkie back on the ground.

Looking back at a dazed Naruto and a still recording Jiraiya she realized what she had done. Faintly blushing she asked, "Well? Are you just gonna stand there or are you guys coming?"

Naruto, coming back to the real world, grinned. "Of course." He swiftly grabbed her hand and started for the elevator when a high pitched voice stopped him.

"Naruto!" Looking back Hinata saw it was pinkie. "Why would you wanna go anywhere with that slut?!" she screeched.

Not letting Naruto get in a word, Hinata responded quickly. "Dude, why would you care?! Unless your gay..." Pinkie blanched.

Behind her Naruto was chuckling. Apparently Hinata was missing something. She would've bet all her money ($0.00) that it was the mailman's fault again.

Memo 2 Self:: Kill all living mail men in tristate area.

Finally calming himself, Naruto whispered in her ear. Electricity coursed down her spine when his lips brushed against her ear, bleeping out her hearing. Having missed the delicate information Hinata asked for him to repeat his words. His words actually kinda shocked her.

"Hina-chan, (chuckle) Sakura is a girl." The nickname made her heart race but the information following said nickname quickly stilled it.

She had a million questions running through her mind.

Why did her call her Hina-chan?

Was that ugly pink thing really a girl?!

Why was Naruto holding her hand like a lover?

And why did it feel like someone was planning her death?

Looking up, she saw Sakura glaring daggers at her.

"Oops"

Sakura's glare transfered down to Hinata and Naruto's clasped hands.

Oops indeed. If she survived the night there, it would be a miracle.

Looking around she noticed the room was oddly empty except for her, Naruto, Sakura, and Jiraiya, who was still recording from the doorway.

Considering everyone's facial expression she highly doubted she'd survive the next hour. Her thoughts were filled with one question.

What kind of screwed up family is this?!

Vixen:: Well I personally thought this was awfully short. Once again I'm sorry about the whole not updating thing. To make up for it expect an update tomorrow. Oh and narutos vixen won the thingy. She gave me a little push in the direction of Kage. So yeah... Hit it Hinata!

Hinata:: We really hope you enjoyed the chapter. Have a nice day!

Note to narutos vixen!

Send me the character info as described in the last chapter extras. And i'll have you in either the next chapter or the one after that. K?

okay. Bye!