MIKE NEWTON, THE KING OF EMBARRASSMENT
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Twilight.
Name: - Bonus Chapter #1: Tyler's POV
Rating: - K
Summary: - A little bonus chapter for all. What was Tyler thinking when Jessica talked to him in the previous chapter?
Timeline: - Between New Moon and Eclipse.
A/N: - Please, I am so sorry for not updating early! I have a load of reasons for this: a) My Muse isn't responding b)My life is so busy, I don't even have anytime to write anything at home c)Tests and assignments are distributed in school like peanuts...etc.
Also, since I currently don't have enough inspiration for the next chapter...this chapter was posted to satisfy some of your thirst...I hope it's good.
BONUS CHAPTER 1#: TYLER CROWLEY's POV
My day was great so far. I woke up at the right time, ate my cereal when they were just right, and came to school at the appropriate time. I was really jazzed up. It looked as if today would be my day. Yeah!
I got out of my new car [my parents had had to buy me a new one this summer] and spotted Mike at his rather gaudy SUV. Really, why couldn't that dude at least use a fraction of his saving to give his car a freaking paint job? The poor car was probably crying and swearing at him in his mind.
I put on my million watt smile and waved at Mike. He took this as a hint to come over.
"Hey, Tyler," greeted Mike. "How are you?"
"I'm fine," I replied snazzily. "You?"
"Meh." Mike shrugged.
Just then, I saw Edward Cullen, his hot sister Alice and Bella Swan get out of his Volvo. Damn, that car looked so cool...and so droolworthy. Heck, it looked as if it had just driven off an edition of Car Weekly. I felt stupid, standing next to the Cullen cars. And insignificant. Like that worm currently squished under my shoe soles.
"Cool, isn't it?" said Mike, as he stared at the Volvo admiringly. "I wish I had one like that. It's not fair that Cullen gets everything."
I shrugged, not bothering to reply. Just then, Alice Cullen let out a peal of laughter. Her brother smirked at her, like it was some private joke. Bella just looked at them and rolled their eyes.
A rumpety-rumpety-rum-rum sound blared out, and I twisted my head to see who it was. I practically peed my pants when I saw who it was.
It was Jessica Stanley. In her white car, with the rumpety-rumpety-rum-rum horn. That was the sound I'd heard before. I noticed Jessica glaring at someone and quickly turned around. I'd rather not get burnt by her glare today, thank you very much.
Jessica opened her door and got out. Again, I practically peed in my pants. I could have burst with laughter. Seriously. What on Earth was Jess doing in a grandma polka dot dress? Judging from the look on her face, it looked as if she didn't like it either.
She looked up and saw me gawking at her, and ducked like she was trying to dodge a bullet. I realized she was hiding from me. Oh, really?
"Yo there, Jess!" I yelled. I waved at her. Mike looked at me, with a "What-the-hell-are-you-doing?" look. What? Don't look at me, Newton. It's not my fault you got dumped by her.
Well...I didn't mean to tell her that Mike was talking with Bella that day...but still, it wasn't my fault. Nah, not my fault.
Mike looked away from me, and whipped out his Biology textbook, and opened it, and started reading. I realized the book was upside-down. Genius, that Mike. He really needs some lessons, doesn't he?
Jessica bit her lip, and straightened out of her hiding pose. I noticed the the polka dot dress under her coat looked too small...and showed a huge amount of chest cleavage. Yum.
Jessica glanced at the Cullens who were staring at her. And then she looked away as if she didn't want to be caught staring.
She walked faster towards us. When the wind blew in our direction, her dress whipped around...and I caught sight of red. Red on her blue-and-white polka dress!
Oh.
Oh.
My eyes were probably hanging out of my eye sockets now.
"What the hell happened to you, Jessica?" The words were coming out of my mouth like vomit.
"I…uhm…had an accident," muttered Jess nervously. She glared at Marcie Stone, who was giggling with Suzie Wells. Marcie clammed up when she saw Jess glaring at her.
Wait...an accident?
"Oh! So you had a …accident…on the way…in the car?" I asked, feeling sick. And then, I added an insult for good measure. "Where'd you get the dress from? Your grandma?"
"No..." Jessica said icily.
And then it sank in.
Oh holy mother of God!
"It's that time of the month, right?" I babbled like a noob. "I-"
Just then, Mike stomped on my foot.
"Well, I'm going now," interrupted Mike, his face utterly red like a beetroot. "See ya later, Tyler…Jessica." He hesitated if he wanted to say something else, but closed his mouth. He merely gave Jessica a cold nod before leaving. Jessica gave him a murderous look.
And then she turned around to meet my eyes. She looked like she wanted to do something, like punch my lights out or something like that. Instead, she made an evil face at me, and walked away.
What did I do?
Just then, I spotted her blood-red backside wiggling away as she walked to class. It wouldn't hurt her not to know...
And with that, I smiled before going to my own class.
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