Put your hands in the air, and wipe off the asbestos, cause this next chapter is once again going to center on the sub-plots! Feel what you will about that, cause I'm not changing it! I don't own anything.

Rebuilding

Chapter 19: Absolutely Screwed

Mr. Game and Watch had just agreed to a diabolical deal to join forces with Sonic, and Luigi and Jigglypuff were confused.

"I can't believe he turned on us!" pronounced Luigi. "He was our friend!"

"Yeah!" agreed Jigglypuff. "What a jerk! He can go and f-"

Mr. Game and Watch walked over.

"You guys do know I'm lying to Sonic to save us all, right?" checked Mr. Game and Watch. "And also to get information about the whole evil conspiracy,"

"Ohhh..." moaned Luigi with an air of comprehension.

"And I've got an idea!" revealed Mr. Game and Watch. He made sure Sonic was out of earshot before continuing. "Sonic told me Ness is in Mute City, so Luigi, you can use your Game Boy Horror to find Mute City, and since psychic energy creates teleporters like the Wynauts did, Ness can teleport here with us!"

"Yeah, but there were hundreds of Wynauts fueling Mirage Island with psychic energy," argued Luigi. "Ness is just one person."

"Wynauts are stupid little pieces of crap though," said Mr. Game and Watch bluntly, indicating Jigglypuff as he spoke. Jigglypuff blinked stupidly. "Ness is a genius or something, so don't you think he has more energy?"

"I suppose..." supposed Luigi. "Good point..."

"Yes, it was," smirked Mr. Game and Watch confidently.

"Can I use the Game Boy?" asked Jigglypuff, picking up on the only part of the conversation she understood. "Please? Please? Please?"

Luigi opened his mouth to protest, but Mr. Game and Watch punched him in the stomach and took the Game Boy Horror.

"Okay Jigs, but just this once!" smiled Mr. Game and Watch, amused.

"Yayayayayayayayayay!" cheered Jigglypuff, turning on the Game Boy Horror. Resignedly, Luigi pointed to the spot that would give her reception from Mute City.



"Ah, to be young again..." smiled Mr. Game and Watch fondly.

"I did it!" cheered Jigglypuff. "I got to Mute City all by myself!"

"Jigs, you are so freaking st-" began Luigi, but a transmission appeared on the small screen.

"Retarded story?" asked a voice.

"It's someone we know!" smiled Jigglypuff enthusiastically. "The one with the tiara!"

"Our secret character status," finished a deeper voice.

"That's Captain Falcon!" remembered Mr. Game and Watch.

"Deal!" cheered a younger sounding voice.

"And there's Ness," finished Luigi. "Okay, we should be able to talk to them now. I managed to talk to you, remember?"

"Ness, can you hear me?" asked Mr. Game and Watch.

"Mr. Game and Watch?!" came Ness' excited voice. "It's you! You're alive! Did anyone attack you? Captain Falcon says some Snake guy's after us!"

"Some Sonic the Hedgehog character attacked me, Luigi and Jigglypuff!" replied Mr. Game and Watch. "Listen, Ness. Luigi's got some stuff worked out in the Pokemon world. We need you to tap into your psychic energy and create a means of teleportation for you three!"

"Oh, okay!" grinned Ness. "But isn't the Pokemon world in total hell right now?"

"Yeah, which is exactly why it's safer than Mute City right now," replied Mr. Game and Watch. "They already think they've won here,"

"I'll be right there!" smiled Ness.

"Oh, and Ness? Sonic told us something you and Marth aren't gonna like..." began Mr. Game and Watch. "Mewtwo and Roy are d-"

"Ness!" squealed Jigglypuff, jumping on the Game Boy Horror and hugging it, ending the transmission.

"Alright Luigi, they're just coming..." sighed Mr. Game and Watch, shaking his head and idly picking up a rectangular-shaped device near where Sonic had entered to attack. "I'll use the Game Boy Horror to try and find more people."

Mr. Game and Watch pushed a button.

"Don't I have the Game Boy?" asked Jigglypuff, holding up a dented Game Boy Horror.

"What did you just press?" asked Luigi, raising an eyebrow.

Mr. Game and Watch looked down at Sonic's device he had just pressed.

"Oh, shi-"

Porky's dominance of New Pork City had ended after he incarcerated himself in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, rendering it impossible for him to leave the capsule. But for the first time since he had been defeated, people were visiting his capsule.

People were visiting his capsule involuntarily.

Ganondorf woke up groggily and shook his head. He lifted an arm to pull himself up off of the capsule he was leaning against, but he soon discovered he was tied to it.

"What the hell?" asked Ganondorf furiously. "Release me, vile ropes! Or you shall incur the wrath of-"

"A whiny bitch," finished a second voice.

Ganondorf looked around with great difficulty and saw that Falco Lombardi was also tied to the capsule.

"No-one asked you, bird!" yelled Ganondorf.

"Yeah, great," said Falco impatiently. "I wouldn't be too worried about being tied to a capsule right now, though,"

"Why?" asked Ganondorf angrily.

Falco half-heartedly jerked his head over at a Subspace bomb, which was ticking.

"Timer's facin' away from us," said Falco bitterly.

"Blast!" cried Ganondorf.

Two figures walked up, having travelled a long distance. They'd travelled from the third Smash Mansion, to be precise. They were the male and female realtors. You know, from back when the story used to suck?

"Whaddya say, shall we show these two our real identities?" asked the male realtor.

"Right behind you, Master Chief!" grinned the female realtor.

"That's good, Cortana!" smiled Master Chief. "We'd dropped so many hints in front of those idiots!"

"Yes, too bad we're not actually Master Chief and Cortana," agreed Cortana, revealing himself to be Galleom.

"Yeah, what a shame," replied Master Chief, revealing himself to be Duon.

Falco and Ganondorf looked at each other, puzzled.

"Yeah, we can shape-shift," explained Duon evilly.

"We lured Mario, Link, and all the others who showed up to the Mansion away so we could dominate Smashville with our Primid squads," chuckled Galleom. "And we did,"

Falco opened his mouth to protest, but Ganondorf got there first.

"You destroyed our new home?" asked Ganondorf furiously. "I should kill you right here! I demand that you release us!"

"Yeah, or you could just let me go," shrugged Falco. "You can kill this other guy, I don't really care,"

"No, neither of you are going anywhere!" laughed Galleom. "Not until you eat a balanced meal with plenty of essential vitamins and nutrients! Our leader commands it!"

"...Really?" asked Falco. "You guys are the lamest villains ever."

"Our leader commanded no such thing!" raged Duon, stabbing Galleom. "Save your fake-outs for the next hostage situation!"

"What's wrong with these weirdos?" Ganondorf whispered aside to Falco.

"Maybe they're in a cult," reasoned Falco. "I'll pretend to join their cult, and when they're busy crucifying you for my initiation, I can sneak away,"

"And then you shall get plenty of rest and exercise!" boomed Galleom, unable to hear Falco and Ganondorf. "Eight hours of sleep, and fifteen reps of push-ups every two hours!"

Duon sighed.

"Listen, dammit!" raged Ganondorf. "Release us, or else I shall unleash the wrath of the Gerudo tribe upon your families, destroying everything in my wake! I am serious!"

"I'm serious too!" retorted Galleom, staring right at Ganondorf. "About the seven best ways to double-check your bank account! Number one..."

Ganondorf turned back to Falco. "Would these guys even see us if we escaped?"

"The bomb'll kill us if they don't," replied Falco, shrugging.

Ganondorf muttered something under his breath.

"Wait, I have a plan," revealed Falco. "Guys! Evil guys! I can shapeshift too, I'm on your side! I don't even know this guy!"

Duon and Galleom flipped Falco off and left to cause more havoc.

"Thanks for your help saving us," thanked Ganondorf sarcastically.

"Just fending for myself," replied Falco defensively. "Nothing wrong with that,"

"We're supposed to be united as Super Smash Brothers," snarled Ganondorf.

"That wasn't the case when you tried to kill Link last Christmas. Again," replied Falco snappily.



"I TOLD HIM I WAS A MEDIUM!" raged Ganondorf.

"Well, there's a little trick I learned this one time me, Fox, and the others were being swarmed with enemy ships and it didn't look like we'd escape," said Falco.

"What was it?" asked Ganondorf eagerly. "Can it help us escape?"

"Yeah, see, the trick I learned was to convince other people I had a plan," finished Falco in a laidback manner.

Ganondorf tried to bash his head against the floor in frustration.

"Still tied up, can't reach," said Falco complacently.

Ganondorf let out a cry of fury.

Luigi was tweaking the Game Boy Horror's signal, while Mr. Game and Watch wheedled more information from Sonic. Jigglypuff was lying on the floor pretending to be an eagle. The plan was coming together...

"Okay," reported Mr. Game and Watch, walking over to Luigi. "The big boss man's in some New Pork City, and Sonic told me that's near Eagleland. Also, there are three Smashers reported to be there."

Luigi looked up hopefully. "Princess Peach?"

"Three male Smashers," Mr. Game and Watch read. "Two of which are strapped to a capsule, and one of which the boss man is holding personally."

"Oh, that's good," replied Luigi absent-mindedly. "This thing's pointing around Fourside anyway, shouldn't take too long to get us to teleport there..."

"Okay, Marth and Captain Falcon are ready!" said Ness' voice through the Game Boy Horror. "They can't wait!"

"I'm leaving my life in the hands of some kid?" asked Marth. "He's got me in enough trouble recently!"

"Are they set to go to New Pork City or to come here first?" asked Mr. Game and Watch. "I mean, what if they get here and Sonic attacks them?"

"Well, I told Ness what to do with his mind..." sighed Luigi, shaking his head. "So I guess it's up to him. I'm sure he's capable though!"

"So do you ever wonder what happens when you have Mentos with Pepsi instead of Coke?" asked Ness. "Do you think anything changes? Should I try it?"

"Screw this, there's got to be another way!" panicked Marth. "Ness is too...too stupid!"

"Alright, this sounds good!" cheered Mr. Game and Watch. "Let's go to New Pork City! Hold on, fellow Smash Brothers! Help is on the way! Right?"



Mr. Game and Watch looked anxiously at Luigi, who nodded.

"Okay, then yes! Help is on the way!" cried Mr. Game and Watch, jumping through Luigi's modified teleporter.

"I didn't mean on the way now!" panicked Luigi. "Mr. Game and Watch, come back! No! Come back!"

"I think he's gone," remarked Jigglypuff.

Mr. Game and Watch jumped out of a teleporter on the other side of the room.

"Wait, so the teleporter only travels around in a circle in this room?" asked Mr. Game and Watch testily.

"Yeah, but once I finish, we'll go to New Pork City," sighed Luigi.

"Oh," replied Mr. Game and Watch. "Hurry up before Sonic notices us or actually does something!"

"I can do it!" smiled Jigglypuff, punching the teleporter and jumping in.

"Both of you, stop teleporting right now!" cried Luigi, annoyed.

Jigglypuff didn't come out from the other side of the room.

"Wonder where she went?" wondered Luigi fearfully.

"Only one way to find out!" said Mr. Game and Watch recklessly, stepping towards the teleporter. "You coming?"

"Well, no. We really shouldn't!" reprimanded Luigi.

Mr. Game and Watch shoved Luigi into the teleporter, then jumped in after him before Sonic noticed anything had happened.

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