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Chapter 8 – And It Still Keeps Coming

The summer started off great for Harry. He went back and forth daily to the school to study with the four Heads of House. He was so far advanced that they considered having him skip a year. He was enjoying himself despite the fact that the strange happenings around the school were still going on.

One day Harry approached Minerva.

"How is it possible that Professor Dumbledore is even able to sleep at night?" he asked with a curious look on his face as Albus ran by with the robes trailing behind him. "It would seem to me that the robes are keeping him so occupied that he is unable to do anything for the school or for himself."

"Look at it this way," said Minerva kindly. "At least as long as he is running from his robes he is not concentrating on getting into your family vaults. The more that his clothes beats the hell out of him, the less time he has to scheme against you for whatever reason."

"Why is he so interested in getting into my vaults?" he asked politely. "From what I am to understand, he is rich all on his own. His work within the magical community has made him a wealthy man. It is not like he needs the money after all. He has a job that will cushion him for the rest of his life provided he actually does it and leaves me alone. Something tells me that if he doesn't quit soon he won't make it to his next birthday."

"I actually agree with you there," she replied thoughtfully. "We do not know why he wants into your vaults so bad. Perhaps he isn't after money as much as he is after an object. Have you even looked in the vaults yet?"

"No," admitted Harry. "We were going to wait until I was fifteen to go and see what is in the vaults. We received a letter the other day stating that my share of the vaults of the four founders has been added to my original vaults and the portion is so much that they had to open another vault to fit it all. I think that means I have a total of seven vaults now not including my trust fund."

"That would make sense," said Minerva as Albus ran by being chased by Voldemort and a set of robes and all four ninja sumo wrestlers. "Four from James, two from Lily, and one more added for the wealth received by the four founders. I am glad that you and your Aunt live so close by. I really enjoy working with you."

"How did Professor Dumbledore get appointed back as Head Master?" asked Harry as Dumbledore was finally tackled and molested in the hallway by the pursuers. "I thought that when Aunt Petunia beat the stuffing out of him that she would stay on as Head Mistress."

"We wanted her to stay," admitted Minerva as Fluffy took his turn at Dumbledore. "However, the rules state that a witch or wizard is the only ones allowed to be the Head Master or Mistress of the school. I turned down the position as it will be easier to help you as a teacher rather than the Head Mistress. You do realize that in your studies you are at a third year level. I am afraid that this year will be a bit boring for you. We will gather next summer and see about letting you skip a grade. Miss Granger should be able to join you. She has been visited by one of us every day as well. We should have had her come to the castle, but being a muggleborn, it would have been hard on her parents."

"Fluffy," called Harry. "Please get off of Professor Dumbledore. Hedwig, Spook, and Venom all want to ride and we have to get back to Aunt Petunia."

The Cerberus looked at Harry and ran to him happily. The other three animals climbed on and perched on the giant dog. Harry hugged Minerva and then exited the castle. As he was leaving he waved to Pomona and Severus who waved back. Filius and Hagrid were talking by Hagrid's new hut and Harry smiled as the duo waved to him as he passed. Harry was a deeply loved child. He was smart, well mannered, generous, and compassionate. Even hard ass Severus had finally grown fond of the child. Of course it was still in the back of his mind that if he harmed Harry again that Petunia would come back to the school and make sure he had a sex change without magic or instruments. However, as he got to know the boy he realized that Harry was just like Lily with a hint of the flare that James had. In the end, he agreed to work with Harry on more advanced potions and had the delight to see that the boy learned everything like a sponge that soaked up water.

Harry entered Hogsmeade and Petunia smiled when he and his circus of animals entered the house.

"Your Hogwarts letter arrived today," she said. "Minerva and the group want you to buy your normal second year books, but they also want you to buy third year text books as well. They think that they can work with you on higher status than the rest of the class. So make sure that you get all of your supplies. You can either buy them here in Hogsmeade, or I can take you to Diagon Alley."

"I would prefer to go to Diagon Alley please," said Harry politely. "That way I can get some money out of my trust fund. I need some new robes. My old ones are at least a couple of inches to short. Plus I want to get some extra reading material. Flourish and Blotts have a wider selection of books. Professor Snape wants me to get a better potions kit as well. He says that I am ready for fourth year potions."

The two of them were sitting outside on the porch when Albus ran by with a herd of centaurs chasing him. Voldemort ran by a few moments later with a herd of hippogriffs chasing him. Petunia and Harry both sighed heavily and then ignored them.

"We shall go tomorrow to get all of your stuff then," said Petunia over the screams of Dumbledore. "We can make a day of it."

The next day, they took the Knight Bus to Diagon Alley. From there, they did all of their shopping. They entered Flourish and Blotts and saw that there was a line of wizards and witches in the store. Harry looked down at his list and noticed that most of the second year curriculum was written by Gilderoy Lockhart. Harry sighed as he located and gathered all of his second year school books. He also grabbed al the books for third year and then some extras for personal study on the side. Someone bumped into him and he turned to the photographer.

"Can it be?" asked Gilderoy. "Harry Potter is here at my book signing. We shall make the front page together."

"I don't want to be on the front page," said Harry pulling back. "I am going to ask that you please let go of my arm. I do not know you and I do not appreciate you grabbing and manhandling me that way."

"Nonsense Harry," said Gilderoy. "I am going to be the new DADA Professor at Hogwarts and together you and I will be head liners. Now come here so that we can get our picture taken together."

The photographer went to snap the picture when he was grabbed from behind by Petunia and slammed to the floor. From there she approached Gilderoy and grabbed him by his hair. After slamming his head against the table a few times, she let him slump into a disheveled heap on the floor. He looked dazed as cameras were going off.

"My name is Petunia Dursley," she said. "I am the Heavy Weight Wrestling Champion of the wizarding world. My nephew asked you very politely to let go of him and you insisted on ignoring his request. This is my one and only warning to you. If you touch one more student I will break you in half after I turn you into a human pretzel. My tag team partner Jean Granger is over there cracking her knuckles. It is against the law in the muggle world to manhandle a child that isn't yours. Do NOT put your hands on my nephew again."

"YOU MUGGLE BITCH," snapped Molly Weasley coming up and dropping her books. "I owe you one severer beating. When I am done with you I will make you regret you were ever born or ever entered the wizarding world. I am going to hex you into oblivion and then I am going to rake your nephew over the coals."

Molly pulled out her wand and was about to hex Petunia when Jean grabbed her from behind. The photographers were having a field day as a wrestling ring appeared in the middle of the store. Jean was grabbed from behind by Narcissa Malfoy just as Petunia's right hook connected with Gilderoy Lockhart. With a snarl, Petunia turned around and faced the Malfoy woman.

"You made me miss," snapped Petunia. "I didn't mean to hit this helpless ass wipe. Now thanks to you he is unconscious on the floor. Just for that I will make you regret coming into the shop today."

Soon a bell sounded and the four women started to wrestle again. Hagrid sighed as he made his way to the ring to officiate the match. Hermione, Cedric, Ginny, Luna, and a few others were busy trying to console a sobbing Harry. As they were watching the match the strangest thing happened. Three midgets dressed in funny clothes walked into the ring. They started singing something about a lollypop guild, and then proceeded to beat the hell out of Molly and Narcissa with their lollypops, while singing Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Lucius was standing near the front door. Draco was standing on the landing watching what was happening.

"I bet you enjoyed that Potter," snapped Draco. "This year will be different. My Father has been teaching me some new spells and such and I will teach you a lesson this year about what it means to respect your betters."

"Oh Please," said Luna Lovegood introducing herself to the group. "You are talking to Lord Potter. He has more money in one of his vaults than you do in all of your vaults combined. Not to mention that Harry Potter is the heir of all four founders of Hogwarts and he is the Head of House for both the Evans and Potter lines. From what my father was able to find out, Harry owns the castle in which you go to school. So if anyone is the better here it is Harry and you are just dog shit on his shoe."

"What is this Potty?" asked Draco. "You have a girlfriend? Looney Lovegood is your girlfriend? How ironic that is. You don't even know who this dingbat is and you are already pulling her on your band wagon. Well I have news for you Potty. I will get you this year."

Harry waved his arm angrily at Draco and had the awe of seeing the blond boy shoot out of the store like a bullet from a gun. He landed some fifteen miles away in the elephant display at the zoo. He was cushioned from breaking his neck by landing in a big pile of elephant shit. He was about to get up when he noticed that people were standing there pointing and laughing at him. An angry keeper came out of his office and dragged Draco off by his ear.

Meanwhile back at the store, Lucius was tormenting Ginny Weasley.

"Such a poor disgrace for a family," said Lucius. "It is too bad that your family has more children than sense. Then they would have known to not have more than one or two at the most. Now they can not afford books for the family."

"Do shut up Mr. Malfoy," snapped Harry while the rest of the group all nodded. "They may not have as much money as you do and their mother might be a little bit nuts, but they love each other. At least none of their children is so spoiled that their own cauldron tries to drown them. I will be buying all of their school books this year just to show you that money isn't everything. Now leave us alone before someone drops a house on you as well."

"YOU will meet the same ending as your parents, boy," snapped Lucius. "They were fools as well."

"Oh you mean by the lunatic that you call Voldisnarks?" asked Harry causing everyone in the vicinity to laugh. "Right now he is being molested by a herd of rampaging hippogriffs in Hogsmeade. Therefore, I am worried less about him than I am of getting something less than an E in my studies. Now unless you want to join your wife in the ring and have my Aunt beat the hell out of you, I suggest that you back off and leave us alone. The next time that you speak that way about my parents, I will sue you for slander and pain and suffering."

"Why don't you do it now?" said Jeff. "I overheard everything that transpired. I would be glad to take pensieve memories from you all and get the case going. We can have this wrapped up in three days. How much money would you like?"

"Ten million galleons per parent," said Harry thoughtfully. "Then add another ten million for my pain and suffering."

"Oh Goody," said Jeff skipping out of the store. "Lord Potter will make me one rich individual."

"Is that lawyer a bit off to you?" asked Hermione in awe as Lucius pissed in his pants and then ran out of the store. "He seems too happy to sue Malfoy and anyone that you want him to."

"He has won the last two lawsuits that we hired him for," said Harry nodding. "He won the case against Fudge and Malfoy already. Another lawsuit against the Malfoys is not only getting him prestige and fame, but loads of gold."

"Well," said Ginny. "I think we can safely ask him to sue the Malfoys for us as well. Thank you for sticking up for us Harry. It was a very nice thing for you to do."

Percy, Fred, and George all agreed with him. Ron just looked annoyed at him and stomped off. Harry turned and asked the store clerk to charge him for all of the Weasley's books. When Harry signed the ticket, he grinned at everyone. Right about that time, Petunia did a running bulldog pile driver and knocked Narcissa Malfoy out cold. Jean covered her and Hagrid tapped three times signaling the end of the match. Gilderoy made a disparaging remark about stupid women and their mood when all four women jumped on him and beat him to within an inch of his life.

Later that day, the four women were seen buying things in the alley. Harry raised an eyebrow at his Aunt who shrugged her shoulders.

"We decided that we have a new target," said Petunia. "Arthur told us what you did for Molly's children and that you have the lawyer suing Lucius for both yourself and for the Weasleys. Narcissa is not worried as she has her own vaults and it will not be affected by her husband or son."

"We are the new warriors of the wizarding world," said Molly. "We are going to bring order and justice back to our community."

"Ok," said Harry. With that, the students all said their goodbyes and then went off with their respected parents or guardians.

"I wonder where Draco ended up," mused Harry after telling Petunia what transpired. "Oh well, he is not my problem. Where ever he ended up, he is probably getting an earful from someone. I don't think I am going to like Professor Lockhart. We were scanning some of his works and we don't think he is for real. We are going to study his books and see if there is some sort of pattern involved."

They arrived back in Hogsmeade and Harry immediately began to read his books. Soon he was bored with what he was reading in Lockhart's books and switched to the books that the other professors wanted him to study. The days passed very quickly and soon Harry's birthday was upon them. Petunia had a party in Hogsmeade for him. The Weasleys, Narcissa, the Grangers, Diggorys, and the professors at the school all attended the party. There was much food and many gifts for Harry. There were a couple of odd packages. One was from Dumbledore and one was from Voldemort. Minerva and Severus discretely got rid of both packages as they were not anything that would appease or be healthy for a twelve year old boy. After the party was over with, Harry pulled Severus to the side for a private conversation.

"Professor," he said quietly and privately. "I have read most of Lockhart's books and I don't think I am going to learn anything useful this year in DADA. Is it possible to get private lessons with you this year?"

"That is probably a good idea," replied Severus. "With Lupin not at the castle this year and this obvious fraud working with Dumbledore, you may be on to something. Get your friends together and meet me every Tuesday and Thursday, for extra lessons. We will get you through all of this. Make sure that your friends know to get the same book that we had you get at the beginning of summer. That way they can learn something useful this year."

Harry quickly passed on the information to his friends. Each agreed that it was probably best that Professor Snape taught them extra credit DADA. The party ended up with a fireworks show that evening. Many of the students stayed the night for the slumber party. During the night, a small pop could be heard and Harry was awoken by a house elf standing on his bed.

"Harry Potter Sir," squeaked the elf. "I is Dobby and I is having to tell you something important. Harry Potter sir is not to return to Hogwarts this year."

"Dobby I never left Hogwarts,' said Harry. "I go there every weekday for private lessons in all of my subjects. As the owner of the castle, I can come and go whenever I wish."

"Harry Potter Sir's life is in danger if he is going back," said Dobby. "Dobby is hearing tales of things that will be bad this year."

"Who is your family Dobby?" asked Harry. "As the heir of the four founders, I insist that you tell me."

"Dobby is belonging to the Malfoy family Harry Potter Sir," replied the elf with tears in his eyes. "I is having to punish myself for bringing you this news, but I is not knowing what else to do."

"Are you happy with the Malfoy's?" asked Harry shrewdly. "Because if you aren't, I can see about switching your bond to me and you can be a better elf and a happier one."

"You is doing that for Dobby?" asked the elf. "Dobby is wanting that. You is can do it right now if you is wanting. All you is having to do is say that you is wanting Dobby as your elf and the power of the magic is doing the rest."

"I, Lord Harry James Potter, do hereby want Dobby as my personal house elf," said Harry and watched in satisfaction as the glow surrounded the pair.

"Now that you are my elf, what is going on that has you so worried?" asked Harry as the others were listening.

"Old Master Malfoy is giving something to Mistress Weezy," said Dobby. "It will open the Chamber of Secrets and allow the monster that lives in there to run free in the castle."

"HMMM," said Hermione. "The Chamber is supposedly the hiding spot for Salazar Slytherin. As his heir, you can control the chamber and the monster that is rumored to live in it."

"This is good," said Harry. "What did he give to Ginny and what does it do?"

"The Diary is the key," said Dobby. "Beware the Diary."

"How about we get even with old Lucius?" asked Fred and George together. "We know the perfect prank to pull on the blond git. With the power that Harry has at his beck and call, we can set it up to be very entertaining. Of course we will need Dobby to bring it to the Manor for us. Would you be willing to help us prank the Malfoys?"

"Dobby would love to help the Weezys," he said. "I is knowing how to get in and out of the house. So Dobby can set it in a good spot."

"Great," said Harry. "We can execute the plan tomorrow and get it done before school starts. The lawyer has already informed me that thirty million galleons have been deposited into my account and twenty million has been given to the Weasleys. Now that your family has money, Ron can relax and not be such an ass."

Fred and George snorted. Both knew that it was impossible. The next day, the twins along with the rest of the group all got together and got to work. Within a couple of hours, they were done and it was sent off with Dobby.

"It is time for a good show," said Fred pressing a button on a device that he had in his hands. "You should read something about all of this in the news paper tomorrow."

That day, the friends spent the rest of the day at Hogwarts. They enjoyed learning a few tidbits here and there. As they were sitting in the Great Hall eating lunch, Dumbledore came in and approached the table.

"Harry Potter," he said and stopped as a long fart echoed throughout the castle. Soon Minerva, Severus, Pomona, Poppy, Filius, and Hagrid came rushing in. They were standing there waiting for Albus to finish passing gas. Minerva sat down with the students who had now placed Bubblehead Charms on each other. She glanced down at her watch ten minutes later and realized that Albus was still passing gas. Poppy looked on in awe as after twenty minutes, Voldemort came in and was attempting to shove items up Dumbledore's ass to get him to stop. There was a string of elves there with all sorts of items ranging from cement bricks to soup ladles. One of them even brought in a side of beef. One elf even went so far as to get a cement mixing truck from the muggle world with one hundred workers to fix the gas leak. It was Dobby that had the ingenious idea of throwing Albus into the lake. When they all looked outside it appeared as if there was a Jacuzzi going on in the lake. The sad part was that many passed out merpeople were floating to the top.

Thirty minutes later, the gas subsided and Minerva was busy screaming at Dumbledore. No less than thirteen rockslides and one hundred and twenty two trees died. Minerva was busy giving him and earful.

"What have we told you about approaching him?" she asked. "Do I have to get Petunia over here and teach you another lesson about annoying Harry?"

"I was actually going to ask him if he would consent to being the Quidditch referee again this year," said Albus wearily. "For once I had good intentions in this."

"Bullshit," said Minerva. "You are up to something and I know it. So does everyone else in the castle. Oh dear. You better run. Your robes are back and they don't look happy."

Albus looked over his shoulder and saw no less than twenty sets of his robes coming towards him. Some had knives while others had baseball bats. Some had hammers. A few had pistols. One even had a chainsaw going on. Albus screamed in fright and ran as quickly as he could. Voldemort was giggling in the corner. Minerva rounded on him as soon as she saw this.

"Are you responsible for this?" she asked. "I am not going to tolerate you causing mayhem in this school again this year. I would advise you to buck up your ideas mister and to do it fast. I will not hesitate to put you over my knee and give you a sound whipping."

"I am not afraid of you Minerva McGonagall," said Voldemort. "You are nothing to me. I will do as I please when I want to do it."

"Very well," said Minerva. "Then I shall have no choice but to send for Petunia Dursley. If you won't listen to me then you will have no choice but to listen to her."

Voldemort screamed in panic and fled the room. An hour later he was found holding a teddy bear and whimpering in fright under his bed. Minerva chuckled at her quick thinking.

The next day the Daily Prophet had a huge headline.

MALFOY MANOR IN RUINS!

MALFOY NAME RUN THORUGH THE MUD.

It has come to our attention that Lucius Malfoy has been belittling other members of the wizarding community for their lack of family members or money or even prestige. In recent events it has been found that Lucius Malfoy has lost three lawsuits to Harry Potter and the Weasley family totaling in the amount of fifty five million galleons. In other news, Malfoy Manor is in total ruin. Apparently, the equivalent of a muggle bomb went off in the manor. What was not blown up is not painted in vulgar colors and lewd pictures. Narcissa Malfoy promptly packed her belongings and moved out. There is still no knowledge of the where about of Draco Malfoy that was seen evicted from Flourish and Blotts the previous month. Lucius was unavailable for comment as he was brought to St Mungo's for another round of shock therapy. All that could be understood from his ramblings was "I am ruined" and "This is all the fault of Harry Potter". As we all know, Harry Potter was in Hogwarts at the time of the bombing and is innocent of all charges. We will update when we have more to say on the matter. However, it does appear that the Malfoy name has just dropped in prestige and power.

Rita Skeeter

Reporter

"Well," said Harry. "It looks like that did the trick. I wonder where Draco is."

"Don't you know where you sent him?" asked a shocked Hermione.

"I have no idea," said Harry. "Maybe I can send a house elf to see if they can locate him. I think I will send Dobby as he knows Draco's magical signature."

"Good thinking Harry," said Cedric as Dobby received his orders and left with a pop.

Soon after, Dobby came back with an impish smile on his face. He bowed to Harry and began his tale.

"Master Harry," said the elf. "Dobby is finding the Malfoy boy. He is currently in the zoo."

"What is he doing there?" asked a confused Harry. "I wonder why his parents have not gone to get him yet or he hasn't summoned the Knight Bus to take him home."

"Young Malfoy is not able to as he is in a cage," said Dobby. "Dobby is seeing him getting monkey shit thrown at him. He is insulting one of the monkeys and they is rubbing his face in a pile of shit."

"I better inform Professor Snape," sighed Harry. "He will be able to go and get Draco out of the zoo. Thank you Dobby."

The next day the Daily Prophet had a field day with its Headline.

Malfoy Heir is literally Shit Faced!

In recent events, Draco Malfoy was seen locked in the baboon pin of the London Zoo. Apparently Mr. Malfoy landed there after attempting to accost Lord Potter in Flourish and Blotts. From there he was magically thrown out of the store and landed in the elephant pen at the zoo. When questioned about this, he blamed Lord Potter for sending him there. As punishment for causing the female elephant named Dolly to go into premature labor, Mr. Malfoy was sentenced to three months manual labor. He was accosted in the baboon pen after he was over heard insulting the primates. Pictures were taken of the head baboon rubbing young Malfoy's face in a pile of monkey shit. Rumor has it that the London Zoo will be suing the Malfoy family. Upon hearing this, Narcissa Malfoy filed for an immediate divorce. Lucius Malfoy is still unavailable for comment as he is in his second round of shock treatment. We will update when we know more.

Rita Skeeter

Reporter

At the staff table, Minerva and her colleagues were in stitches. They had been keeping up with the happenings of the Malfoy family. Minerva was seen being given a Calming Draught when a mysterious crack sounded from her laughter. It revealed that she has actually broken a rib due to the hard laughter.

Later that evening, the staff and students were sitting down to dinner in the Great Hall when Dumbledore ran screaming by. Voldemort was following him at a more reduced pace singing the theme song to COPS while swinging a piece of barbed wire fence. No one in the hall was overly surprised by this. In fact the sound of Dumbledore screaming was second nature to most of the staff and student body.

Finally the time for the students to start school happened. Harry opted to ride the train with the others. Cedric was made prefect and he was sitting with the group while chatting amicably. They had a great time, but of course all good things must come to an end. Draco Malfoy stood in the doorway. His hair was missing from his head in some spots. His clothes looked like they had not been washed in a month. Every time someone made a monkey noise, he used the bathroom on himself and ran in fright.

"YOU ARE SO DEAD POTTER," snarled Draco pulling out his wand. "I am going to kill you."

OO OO AH AH," said Harry. It had the desired effect. Draco shit in his pants and took off running screaming. Hermione cast a Scourgify spell and got rid of the mess and the smell. They carried on with their conversation all the way to Hogsmeade. After they got out, Harry patted the thestral fondly and climbed into the carriage. When they got to the school, Albus stood after the sorting ceremony to make his announcements.

"This year we have a new DADA professor," he said. "Please make welcome Gilderoy Lockhart. He will not only be teaching DADA, but he will be starting a dueling club. Lord Potter will still be the referee of the quidditch games this year. Finally we want to welcome the Heir of Rowena Ravenclaw, Miss Luna Lovegood. She will be brought to her rooms by Lord Potter and his group. If anyone has any questions or concerns, it is best that you don't come to me with it. I have problems of my own and will not have time to listen to you."

"What are you going to do about Potty?" asked Draco. "He is a bane of existence. Surely he can't be allowed to continue to do what he is doing."

"Do NOT call me Shirley," said Albus. "My name is Dumbledore. I will not do Harry Potter anything."

Once again the staff sighed as the massive farting sound erupted from Albus. It was so bad that the robes that he was wearing automatically jumped off his body, ran out the front door, and threw themselves in the lake in an attempt to drown them selves. Minerva sighed as she draped the tablecloth over Albus' head to hide him.

"Mr. Malfoy," she snapped. "As you are such a stupid shit head, I only have four words to say to you. OO OO AH AH."

With that Draco shit on himself and then ran from the hall to the laughter of the school. Severus sighed as he cleaned up the mess. Some things will never change.

AUTHOR'S NOTE- I will stop here. I was able to follow a bit more in the story. Now I have the whole second year to work with. Any ideas you would like seen done in the story will be looked at and considered. Thanks in advance for the support and encouragement.