Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the hosts
*Niji does not own Ouran*
sorry for the late update, it is freakin hard coming up with reasons! and also I was busy with my birthday, my birthday oh and my birthday ;)
Hikaru - funnest to write :)
1. make him read the all the rated M HikaxKao Yaoi fanfics there are on this website
Me - wow, you sure do have some crazy fans!
Hikaru - NO THIS IS A LIE! I dont tell him to do 1/2 the things in here!
me - 1/2? *evil grin*
Hikaru - Um. . . I can explain
Me - two words *sings* FACE-BOOK
Hikaru - NOOO!
2. make Arai join the Host club
Me - watching boy hate is fun!
Hikaru - STAY AWAY FROM HARUHI
Tamaki - I SECOND THAT
Arai - eh he he he watermelon anyone?
3. Make Hikaru watch re-runs of the potter puppet pals - the mysterious ticking noise
Hikaru - scarred
4. creep up on him while hi is unpreparedand scream: "whats that mysterious ticking noise?" inot his ear
me - *creep creep*
Hikaru - *innocent*
Me - WHATS THAT MYSTERIOUS TICKING NOISE?
Hikaru - GAAH PIPE BOMB
5. tell him you think a yoga class would help him cure his 'wicked ways'
Hikaru - If you werent a girl I would strangle you
Me - ooh la la major threat!
6. whack him on the arm every few minutes and use 'mosquito' as an excuse.
me - *whack*
Hikaru - OWOWOWOWOWOW WTF?
Me - Mosquito
7. repeat step 6 but this time shout whatever comes into your head
me - *WHACK*
Hikaru - STOP IT
Me - BURRITO
Hikaru - THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
Me - *WHACK*
Hikaru - I WILL END YOU
Me - GAY SEX
Hikaru - what?
Me *whack*
Hikaru - I'm warning you
Me - TACO
8. whenever he asks you something / says something to you reply 'two camels in a tiny car'
Hikaru - STOP HITTING ME
Me - twocamelsinatinycar
Hikaru - Say what?
Me - two camels in a tiny car
Hikaru - stop being so retarded
Me - Stop being so adopted
Hikaru - that joke doesnt make sense unless you watch RayWilliamJohnson!
Me - Two. camels. in. a. Tiny. MOTHER F******. CAR!
9. get him to play twister
me - bad idea, I think he enjoyed it more than I did
Hikaru - another game?
Me - not on you freaking life
10. throw biscuits at him at random intervals
hikaru - Oh Kaoru *whomp*
Oh Haruhi *whomp
. . .*whomp*
OH COME ON I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
me - yeah but you were thinkin it!
11. reply to everything he says with 'thats what you think'
Hikaru: me and kaoru love Italian
Me - thats what you think
Hikaru - Tamaki is the worst boss ever
Me - thats what you think
Hikaru - you dont like me
Me - thats what you *shot*
Hikaru - hehehe
12. tell hikaru a long joke, really build it up then purposely forget the punchline but assure him that it was a 'great hoot'
me - then , ahaha the pickle went to the cheese burger and ahahaha
Hikaru - yes yeeees!
Me - and and, uh. . .
Hikaru - tell me TEELL ME I DEMAND YOU!
Me - sorry, I forgot but it was a great hoot!
Hikaru - -_-''
13. finish all your sentences with 'in acordance to the prophecy'
Hikaru - do you like italian
Me - I do in accordance to the prophecy
Hikaru - WTH?
Me - I have to speak like this for a few more minutes in accordance to the prophecy
14. Holler random numbers while he is counting
Hikaru - 1.2.3.
me - 75 89 92 25
Hikaru - 4. 5. 6.
me - 35 67 1 23
Hikaru - 7. 8. 95 oh s***
15. repeat everything he says
Hikaru - What's 7 x 15
Me - what's 7x15
Hikaru - I'm asking you
Me - I'm asking you
Hikaru - I asked first
Me - I asked first
Hikaru - Hikaru is a sexy beast and I wanna kiss him
Me - wow ur so self centred
16. lie about simpple things such as time of day
Hikaru - what time is it?
Me - 72 past 25
Hikaru - Sigh
17. whenever he says something cross your arms and say prove it
Hikaru - our dad died yesterday
Me - Prove it
yh thats all I could think of :) tell me what you think ;)