Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the hosts

*Niji does not own Ouran*

Kyoya - sorry kaoru fans this one couldnt wait *evil cackle*

1. make him watch 2 girls 1 cup

Kyoya - oh god! who watches this perverted stuff?

me - Paedophiles and Hikaru but they're basically the same thing

Hikaru - I HAD MY CHAPTER

2. tie Kyoya's hair in little bunches

Kyoya - get this s*** off my head

Me - *camera in hand* say cheesie weesie

Kyoya - f*** off

Me - I love you too

3. tell him to whip ha-yar

me - :3

Kyoya - *still with hair in little bunches* seriously unoriginal Niji

4. get him to figure out how the jam gets in the middle of a Jam donut

Kyoya -THIS IS FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE

me - you would make a good Germany

Kyoya - eh?

Me - Don't you watch Hetalia?

Kyoya - UH. ..

Me - get with it KYOYA! I'm sooo Italy :P

Kyoya - I will ignore you now

Me - O_O

Kyoya - whats with that face you're scaring me

Me - Italy and Germany have a sorta gay-ish relationship

Kyoya - Nice.

2. confuse Kyoya

Kyoya - you will nev- wait 2?

me - mission accomplished

6. steal his little black book

Me - hehehe I feel evil

*looks inside*

WTF? Dear Diary . . .?

7. confuse him with cockney lingo *no offense intended to cockney speakers*

Me - Oi mate wat be happenin' in yer howoose? ho' th' wifey n' th' kiddeys an' tha caaaaaa' nevah fogit the caaaaaaaa'

*translation* hi friend be happining wat in your house in the wifey and kideys and the caaaaaaaar forget never the caaaaaaaar *never use a british to cockney translator*

Kyoya - my superior intellect does not register the language

Me - OI ah sed Waaaaa' bey happenin' in yeeeer HOWOOOOSE?

Kyoya - MALFUNCTION MALFUNCTION

8. confuse him with Pig latin

Me - eyhay Yoyakay ancay ouyay asspay emay away Amjay onutday, Iway eallyray ikelay emthay andway ethay astlay oneway isway entay inchesway awayway easeplay etgay itway orfay emay otherwiseway IMMAWAY IREFAY AHMAY AZAAAAAHLAY

*translation* hey Kyoya can you pass me a jam donut I really like then and the last one is ten inches away, please get it for me otherwise IMMA FIRE MAH LASAAAAA

Kyoya - please, Niji I have alredy had one migrain

Me - ivegay emay ymay oodyblay onutday, Iway eednay ugarsay otay
urvivesay. owhay elseway illway Iway athergay atfay orfay ethay
interway?

*translator is broken work it out yourself*

Kyoya - Here comes the second one

Me - at'sthay itway IMMAWAY IREFAY AHMAY AZAAAAALAY
AAAAAAAAAAAHBWAY

Kyoya - there goes my all my paperwork

9. Act like Tamaki for a day

Kyoya - *whispers to himself* grin and bear it grin and bear it grin and bear it

Me - KYOYA! would you like to sstart a cluuuuuub with me?

Kyoya - . . .no way in heck

Me - *goes to sulk in corner of woe*

Tamaki - I DONT ACT LIKE THAT

me - I DONT ACT LIKE THAT

Tamaki - MOOOOMMMY

mE - MOOOOMMMY

Haruhi - what's freaky is she sounds exactly like senpai

Kyoya - great 1 more idiot to deal with

10. make everyone cosplay as Tamaki for a week (except for Kyoya)

Kyoya - Tamaki

everyone - YES?

Kyoya - your father left your pocket money at the secretarie's office please collect it

Hikaru - *bad impression* I'LL BE GOING THEN MOMMY DEAR LOOK AFTER HARUHI, I'LL COME BACK IN A JIFFY AND MOLEST HER LIKE I USUALLY DO, GOODBYE FRIEND, PAL, AMIGO, COMPADRE, MES AMIE. . .

Tamaki - NO! I'M TAMAKI AND SINCE WHEN DID I START USING BRITISH WORDS? AND I DONT MOLEST HARUHI AND I DONT SPEAK LIKE THAT ANYWAY!

Hikaru - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HIKARU YOU HANDSOME BEAST STOP LYING! NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I DO SOMETHING PERVERTED AND CREEPY!

Tamaki - LET ME STRANGLE YOU!

Kyoya - *sigh* only 6 days 7 hours 44 minutes and 30 seconds to go, something tells me this is gonna be a long week

11. the return of twocamelsinatinycar

Kyoya - Niji please do something useful

me - twocamelsinatinycar

Kyoya - dont make me -

Me - two camels in a tiny car

Kyoya - please dont-

me - .in..car.

Kyoya - dear god you're so immature

Me - dear god you're so adopted

Kyoya - HOW DID YOU KN-? I mean that was sooooo last chapter

Me - .IN..MOTHER.F******.CAAAAAAR

Hikaru - HAH! FEEL MY PAAAAAIIIN

12. scare Tamaki

Tamaki - *innocent*

me - *evil*

Tamaki - *still innocent*

Me - *creep creep*

Tamaki *Innocent as a baby's bottom (I really dont know)*

Me - *In his ear loudly* GAY SEX

Tamaki - *girlish squeal* MOOOOOOMMMMYYY

Kyoya - F*** you Niji

Tamaki - mommy she- she EAR RAPED ME!

Kyoya - do you even know the concept of ear-raoe?

Tamaki - *shakes head*

Me *evil again*

13. Make Kyoya explain the concept of ear rape to Tamaki

Me - make sure you explain it thoughrouly

Kyoya - . . . an that's ear-rape

Tamaki - *screams*

14. put your face really close to his while he's facing a different direction, tap him on the shoulder and watch him jump as he faces you

kyouya - so this week homey and mori are becoming more popular with the first years. . .

me - *tap tap*

Kyoya - *turns* and of course there's - HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP

15. copy his actions while he says something

Kyoya - *using hand gestures* while the twins take up about 20% of her life, Tamaki is reduced to a mere 3%

me - *copying his hand gestures but exagerrating them and looking distracting*

16. while talking to kyoya , exclaim that his hand smells bad and then . . . well read on

me - man your hand smells bad *retches*!

Kyoya - *sniffs hand*

Me - *smacks hand into face*

Kyoya - *tries to get his glasses out after they got embedded into his face*

me - *run away cackling*

17. call him several times asking for Gary

me - is gary there?

Kyoya - no

*puts phone down*

30 seconds later

me - is gary there?

Kyoya - no

*puts phone down*

30 seconds later

me - is gary there?

Kyoya - no

*puts phone down*

30 seconds later

me - is gary there?

Kyoya - no

*puts phone down*

30 seconds later

Me - is gary there

Kyoya - FOR GOD'S SAKE NO

*puts phone down*

30 seconds later

Me - is gary there

Kyoya - FOR F***'* SAKE NO GO AWAY AND GET A LIFE

*puts phone down*

30 seconds later

Me - hello it's gary are there any messages for me

Kyoya - F*** OFF NIJI

18. follow him round singing "I know a song that get's on yer nerves, gets on yer nerves get's on yer nerves, I know a song that gets on yer nerves and this is how it goes"

Kyoya - MAKE IT STOOOP

19. repeatedly hum 'feliz navidad' into Kyoya's ear

me - mm mm m m m da da da da da mm mm m m m da da da da da mm m m m mm mm m m mm mm m mmmmmm

Kyoya - shtupshutupshutupshutup SHUTUP

20. whenever he asks you to do something reply 'd'ya want fries with that?'

Kyoya - can you leave this website FOREVER

Me - d'ya want fries with that?

Kyoya - Y-Yes I i'm glad you asked THANK YOU

Me - too bad I was lying

Kyoya - damn you