Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the hosts
*Niji does not own Ouran*
- Kaoru
A/N - NEXT DAY UPDATE WOOHOOOO! and just to clarify EmeraldSky67 you win, I wrote the randomest thing I could think of. and SnOandZnT I like yours :)
1. speak in spelling bee-ese around him
Kaoru - hello Niji
Me - hello. H-E-L-L-O. Hello
Kaoru - uh, oooookaaaaaay
Me - Okay. O-K-A-Y. Okay
Kaoru - *panicked* I -uh- have to go now
Me - Bye. B-Y-E. bye
2. start singing 'the song that never ends' around him then act as if you cant stop and-well, just read on.
Me - *sings* this is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends . . .
Kaoru - *uncomfortable*
Me - *panicked singing* this is the song that never ends, it goes . . .
Kaoru - Niji? are you. . .Okay?
Me - *incredibly frantic singing* this IS thE SOng thAT NEVER endS . . .
Kaoru - Niji . . .?
Me - *sings franticly then scribbles on paper and passes to kaoru all while singing*
Kaoru - *reads* "help me". . .
Me - *sings while clawing frantically at throat*
Kaoru - ?
3. sit in a corner organising photos while cackling maniacly
Kaoru - Niji you're scaring me
Me - *looks at him evilly while holding a photo of him* you know in some cultures people believe that photo's steal souls *tucks photo into pocket smiling like I has evil intentions*
Kaoru - O_o
4. trail off in the middle of a sentence while talking to him then stare at him as if he's crazy
Me - it's really interesting that . . .
Kaoru - . . .
Me - . . .
Kaoru - . . .go on.
Me - *weird look*
Kaoru - *embarrassed*
5. follow Kaoru around suspiciously but obviously while singing the james bond theme song
me - dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun duuuun dundun!
Kaoru - *to Hikaru* how did you survive
Hikaru - she likes me so she went easy, you . . . the worst is yet to come
Kaoru - how reassuring
6. spontaneously burst into song in a conversation with him
Kaoru - and I was thinking
me - *sings* THIS IS THE BEST BURRITO I'VE EVER EATEN, YUM YUM YUM
Kaoru - O_o
Me - *still singing* THIS IS THE BEST BURRITO I'VE EVER EATEN, YUM YUM YUM
Kaoru - Niji. . .
Me - sorry what were you saying?
7. never break eye contact with him
i think you guys know how this one went
8. act normal
me - how ya doing Kaoru
Kaoru - *flinch*
Me - Nice weather we're having!
Kaoru - *suspiciously* yeah. . .
*20 minutes later*
Me - *concentrating hard on shcool-work you can see why*
Koaru - *waiting for a spontaneous outburst*
*1 hour later*
Kaoru - I GIVE UP
Me - wonderful weather we're having
Kaoru - DO SOMETHING WEIRD
Me - normal is the new weird
Kaoru - GAAAAH
9. everytime he curses cover your ears and scream 'NO PROFANITY'
Kaoru - GODDAMMIT
Me - NO PROFANITY
Kaoru - what?
Me - meh
Kaoru - do you even know what it means?
Me - . . .yes
Kaoru - then tell me
Me - it . .means. . to . .have. . a . . .RUBBER UNICORN
Kaoru - *facepalm*
10. go outside while it's raining, jump in a puddle outside the host club window, look directly at Kaoru and scream 'I'm drowning'
me - *jump* whee glub glub glub
Kaoru - *ignore*
Me - HELP IM DROWNING
Kaoru - *twitch*
Me- glub glub glub *dissapears*
Kaoru - *sigh*
11. when he leaves the room eat all his snacks and blame it on your evil twin
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12. Take a *fake* lit pipe bomb to him and ask him calmly if he knows how to defuse them
Kaoru - *annoyed*
Me - *tap tap*
Kaoru - what?
Me - looking forlorly at the bomb then him* do you know how to defuse one of these
Kaoru - I know it's fake
Me - oh look, 3. 2. 1.
13. smile all the time
ME - :D
Kaoru :O
Me - :D
Kaoru - :(
Me - :D
Kaoru - D':
me - :D
14. spend half the day eating marshmallows then when he's out of the room spray whipped cream on the floor
Kaoru - wth? what happened?
Me - I been sicky .
15. the script explains this one
Kaoru - walks into club
Me - HOORAY YOU'RE BACK *dance around the room*
Kaoru - . . .
Me - *continues dancing*
Kaoru - oh kaaaay
Me - *stops dancing and looks at watch* shouldnt you be somewhere?
Kaoru - charming.
16. creep under tables and lie there until you see his foot then randomly grab it, rip off the shoe, and run for your life.
Me - *runs away* I REGRET NOTHING
Kaoru - *chasing *hopping* after me*WELL YOU SHOULD CUZ I'M GONNA KILL YOU
Me- THAT DONT MAKE NO SENSE
Kaoru - HAH, DOUBLE NEGATIVE
17. do the nom nom nom nom nom nom nom song feat. Hunny
Me&Hunny - NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Kaoru - MAKE IT STOP
Me - nom nom
Hunny - nom nom
me - nom nom
Hunny - nom nom
Me - ALL TOGETHA NOW
Kaoru - NO!
18. make up a theme song for everyone and sing it loudly whenever they enter the room
too lazy
19. do nothing
why is everyone so suspicious?
20. invite Fred to join the host club
Fred - I cant believe it, this is soo great I almost pooped myself *SCREAM*
Kaoru - MAKE IT STOP
Hikaru - .
Tamaki - :3
Kyoya - I'm leaving
Mori - *grunt*
Hunny - *too busy eating cake*
Me - *LOLing at Hikaru's bleeding ears*
Fred - *high pitched girly scream*