Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the hosts
*Niji does not own Ouran*
- Hunny - this one pained me to do
1. exchange all his cakes for suger free ones
Hunny - WAAAH, SOO BLAND
Me - IM SORRY
2. spill tea on Usa-chan and blame Tamaki
Hunny - TAMA-CHAN IMMA KILL YOU
Tamaki - NO PLEASE! I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
3. spill tea on Usa-chan and blame it on the twins
that day Hikaru and Kaoru got the living crap beaten out of them
4. poke him with a stick all the way through his afternoon nap *make sure you're at least 30 feet away so you can get a head start running*
Me - *poke poke*
Hunny - *angry*
Me - *runnin' for my lifey*
Hunny - **going back to sleepy*
5. slap in the face with a sock
Hunny - what was the point Niji-chan?
Me - no reason
6. make him dress up in ouran girls uniform
many fangitls died that day
7. give him the silent treatment
Hunny - Niji - chan
Me - . . .
Hunny - NIJI-CHAN
Me - . . .
Hunny - bwaaaaaah! you dont like me
Me - *panicked* uh no I was just -er -holding. . .mybreath!
Hunny - oh ok
8. Blame him for everything
Kyoya - who broke the teapot
Hikaru&Kaoru - *guilty*
Me - HUNNY DID
Hikaru&Kaoru - *Relieved*
Hunny - IM SORRY KYOYA BWAAAAAAH
. . .
Tamaki - who took my Bear
Hikaru&Kaoru - *guilty*
Me - HUNNY DID IT
Hikaru&Kaoru - *relieved*
Hunny - BWAAAAAAAH I'M SORRY TAMA-CHAN
. . .
Haruhi - who ate all the cake?
Hunny - I DIDNT, I was too busy apologising
Me - HUNNY DID IT
9. pelt him with skittles while screamin 'taste the rainbow'
he actually managed to eat all the skittles I threw at him
10. every time he falls asleep shake him awake
Unlike the Tamaki glare of death the Hunny glare of death can warp your soul
11. set your ringtone to the this ringtone wilol annoy everybody song
phone -
This ringtone will
annoy everybody
everybody
everybody
This ringtone will
annoy everybody
if you don't pick it up right now
Hunny - *ignoring*
Phone -
this ringtone will
annoy everybody
everybody
everybody
this ringtone will annoy everybody
if you dont pick it up right now
*goes on for three hours*
Hunny - *screams* IT SHOULDNT BE RINGING FOR THIS LOOOONG
12. Act like mr Flanders
this one dont need explaining
13. repeat yourself constantly
14. put twice the amount of caffiene in everything he eats
Hunny - WHHHHEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEE
Mori - *screwed*
15. repeat yourself constantly
16. tell everyone that Hunny is one of the british intelligence only in Japan for one reason.
EVERYONE is scared to approach him now
17. dont tell them the reason
if only looks could kill
18. repeat yourself constantly
19. pretend you have amnesia
20. pretend you have amnesia