Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the hosts
*Niji does not own Ouran*
with thanks to CleverKitsune06 for helping me with reasons
Haruhi - :D
1. attatch fancy tuna to the end of a fishing rod and constantly reel it away whenever Haruhi reaches for it.
Haruhi - NO COME BACK TUNAAAAA!
2. handcuff her to tamaki
Haruhi - I hate you Niji
Tamaki - :D
3. the return of GARY!
Me - *calling Haruhi* hello is gary there?
Haruhi - Go away Niji
(30 seconds later)
Me - *calling haruhi* Is gary there?
Haruhi - NO
*hangs up*
(30 seconds later)
Me - *calling haruhi* Is gary there?
Haruhi - NO
*hangs up*
(30 seconds later)
Me - *calling haruhi* Is gary there?
Haruhi - NO
*hangs up*
(30 seconds later)
Me - *calling haruhi* Is gary there?
Haruhi - NO, fuck off Niji
*hangs up*
Tamaki - Hello . . .?
Haruhi - FUCK OFF YOU ANNOYING PRAT, STOP CALLING ME! NO-ONE LIKES YOU!
Tamaki - . . .D': do you really . . .think that?
Haruhi - . . .Tamaki?
Tamaki - *hangs up*
(30 seconds later)
Me - Hello?
Haruhi - *evil* Niijiiii!
Me - *bad foreign accent* who be this Niji? name is my Gary, calls are there for me?
4. ask her what sex she is and when she answers laugh hysterically
Me - what sex are you?
Haruhi - Female
me - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haruhi - D:
5. whenever you are around her smack your forehead repeatedly while muttering "shut up in there"
6. sing 99,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall
Me - 99,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall-
Haruhi - -_-''
*2 hours later*
Me - 66, 574,342 bottles . . .of. . .beer-
Haruhi - Make. . .it. . .STOP
*2 hours later*
Me - 22,783,039 Bottles . . .of - Fuck it.
Haruhi - What? have you decided to stop?
Me - No! I lost count . . .
Haruhi - damn it
Me - NO PROFANITY
Haruhi - D:
7. get everyone to sing along
Me - 99,999,999 bottles of bee- COME ON SING ALONG EVERYBODY
Tamaki, hunny, Hikaru and Kaoru join in.
Kyoya excuses himself, Mori watches from a distance and Haruhi has her face embedded in a cake.
8. give the twins X-Ray glasses
they hit me when I tried to take them back
Haruhi hit me when I told her I couldn't get them back
9. buy some knives and sharpen them in a corner while glaring at Haruhi and muttering to yourself
Me - *mutter mutter*
Haruhi - o_e
10. buy a plant and show it to haruhi and make her come with you to show it to all your friends
11. have an argument with the plant
12. spend the next day with the plant's empty pot in you hands and refuse to discuss it again
13. buy a box of poisonous caterpillars and take them around everywhere with you then later on in the day set them free the next day far away from the host club, then have a conversatiion with Haruhi and bring up the subject of your caterpillars.
Haruhi - talking about your weird, poisonous caterpillars. . .where are they?
Me - oh they're around here somewhere. . .
Haruhi - O_e
14. whenever Haruhi is around Tamaki sing the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song
Tamaki - So. . .Haruhi
Haruhi - I was thinking about-
Me - Tamaki and Haruhi sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love then comes marraige
then an abrupt tragic misscarriage
then comes blame then comes despair
two hearts damaged beyond repair
Haruhi leaves Tamaki and takes the tree
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Haruhi - *to Tamaki* oh how childhood has changed
15. talk to her about something awkward
me - you know the time when you're sitting in a toilet cubicle minding your own business then BAM! a unicorn bursts in and tries to sell you weed!
Haruhi - oh-kay
16. make her watch paranormal activity on her own and then when it's finished call her and- you know what? just read on. . .
Haruhi - *movie ends* OH EM GEEE that was fuckin' scary.
Phone - *rings*
Haruhi - *flinches then picks up phone* H-Hello?
Me - *deep breathing down the phone*
Haruhi - H-H-HELLO?
Me - *still breathing deeply*
Haruhi - W-WHO IS THIS?
Me - *fake accent* SORRY WRONG NUMBER
17. watch the episode of CSI with Justin Beiber in it then start crying
Me - bwaaaaah!
Haruhi - You do know he's not really dead. . .
Me - that's why I'm FRIGGIN CRYING!
18. start being awkward again while talking to Haruhi
Me - dont you hate it when you're just sitting down and getting all comfy then BOOM! a rainbow ninja unicorn decides to attack the living freak outta you!
Haruhi - why does everything you say have to be irrelivent and/or to do with unicorns?
Me- cus your face
19. recite an offensive rhyme in front of her
Me - God made coke.
God made pepsi.
God made me.
Oh so sexy.
God made rivers.
God made lakes.
God made you.
Well.. we all make mistakes..
Haruhi - how rude . . .
20 . when she's upset reassure her. . .the wrong way
Haruhi - *depressed*
Me -aww poor you
Haruhi - *glare*
Me - look when you're having a really bad day just remember that: once upon a time you were the fastest out of 300,000,000 other sperm
Haruhi - that didnt help at all :'(
21. steal her phone, change your cell contact to "Mum" or in Haruhi's case "Mum" then text her something like -
Me - *text text*
Haruhi - *gets message* "I read you diary. You are grounded and I'm coming to pick you up right now." SHIT!
Me - PFFT!
Haruhi - NIJI! you have to help me!
Me - BWAHAHAHAHAHa
Haruhi - ?
Me - *snort*
Haruhi - !
Me - *running*
22. retaliate everything with "well why dont you just marry it?"
23. for halloween dress as Rebecca black and scare teh Sh** out of Haruhi
It worked
24. play the don't let the balloon touch the floor game with Haruhi
me - at least I had fun
Haruhi - shut up
25. read this one it will explain itself
Me - *walks into host club*
Haruhi - why are your eyes so red?
Me - Allergies
Haruhi - what are you allergic to?
Me - *creepy smile* we-e-e-e-ed
26. starty pushing every pull door and vice versa
Me - THIS IS SO FREAKIN' STUPID GAAH
Haruhi - *facepalm*
27. this one is self explanatory also
Me - *listening to music*
Haruhi - Can I listen?
Me - *Passes headphones*
Haruhi - this song's really old
Me - YEAH? WELL YOUR DAD'S AN OLD UNICORN AND YOU STILL LISTEN TO HIM?
28. be normal
Me - Nice weather we're having?
Haruhi - *Flinches* ye-ah. . .
*later*
Me - how ya doing?
Haruhi - *flinches again then says suspiciously* fine. . .
*later*
Me - nice wea-
Haruhi - STOP IT, YOU WANTED TO ANNOY ME AND YOU HAVE NOW EFFFFFFF OFF!
me - . . .Nice weather we're having?
Haruhi - GAAAH