Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the hosts
*Niji does not own Ouran*
THIS IS FOR CleverKitsune07 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D
Oh God this is Three days early, so um happy 3 days early birthday! I guess. . .
special Guest - Rayne (XD)
Mori (saved especially for this occasion)
1. Hide Hunny somewhere trivial and watch Mori Freak out.
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2. Sing the batman theme incessantly
Niji and Rayne - Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!
Mori - *gritting teeth*
3. have a 3 way conversation in morse code
Niji - beep boop blip blap?
Rayne - BEEEEEP bloop blap blip blip!
Mori - ? Beep?
Niji - *Bursts into tears* WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
Hunny - Takashi! That was uncalled for
Rayne - *evil glare* don't worry Niji, he didn't mean it. . .
Mori - ?
4. Handcuff Rayne to Mori
Rayne - :3
Mori - *sigh*
5. sing the candy mountain song badly
Niji and Rayne - OH! When you're down and looking for some cheering up, just head right on up to the candy mountain cave . . .
Hunny - YAY!
Mori - I give up
Tamaki - we gave up a loooong time ago!
Hikaru - Yep
Kaoru - my ears. They're bleeding.
6. Double, no quadruple the amount of sugar in Hunny's cake's then sit back and let it work its magic.
Hunny - *endless energy* WOOHOOO WEEEEEE!
Hikaru & Kaoru - *sheilding themselves by hiding under a couch*
Mori - MITSKUNI!
Hunny - RAINBOW BLEGH *Pukes*
Niji & Rayne - ew!
Mori - . . .
7. Sing Friday
Niji & Rayne -ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Tamaki, Hikaru & Kaoru - *Running around screaming*
Mori - *Flinching occasionally*
Haruhi - What is the world coming to?
Hunny - RAINBOW BLEGH *pukes*
everyone - ew. . .
8. Buy one way tickets to a justin Beiber concert
Mori -*Winces every time JB opens his mouth*
9. Lick all the food in the Host club, use the excuse "so no-one steals it"
Niji - :P
Rayne - :P
Hunny – MY CAKE!
Mori – why did you lick Mitskuni's cake?
Niji & Rayne – so no-one steals it :3
10. do the same but with the hosts
Niji - :P
Hikaru – EW! What was that for?
Niji - :3
Rayne - :P :P :P
Mori - . . .ew.
11. Wear a Bike helmet and say it is for your astronaut training
Niji – WHEEEEEE!
Rayne – HAHA! Level up!
Mori -?
Hikaru – you weirdo's
Niji – Your face fails
Hikaru – your dad's condom failed
Rayne – Your Mum's abortion failed.
Hikaru - . . .
Kaoru – come on. . .that was uncalled for.
Niji - . . .twocamelsinatinycar
12. Challenge him to a match of martial arts
Niji – We challenge you to a match of martial arts!
Mori – what kind?
Rayne – ORIGAMI!
13. Begin all your sentences with "Ooh la la"
Niji – Ooh la la I'm so hungry
Rayne – ooh la la me too!
Niji – Ooh la la Mori can you make hunny share his cake?
Rayne – Ooh la la Hunny you never share
Mori – Annoying . . .
Hunny – YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CAKE! RAINBOW BLEGH *pukes*
Haruhi - SERIOUSLY! where is all that puke coming from?
14. repeat the following several times:
Niji – Did you hear that?
Hikaru – What?
Niji – never mind, it's gone now.
Rayne – THERE IT IS AGAIN!
Mori – what?
Rayne – oh wait. . .no it's gone.
Niji – IT'S BACK!
Mori – WHAT?
Niji – GAH! GONE AGAIN!
Rayne – NO IT'S BACK!
Mori – SHUT UP!
Hikaru & Kaoru - *gasp*
15. Skip. All. The. Time.
Niji & Rayne - *skip skip skip*
Mori – embarrassing . . .
Hikaru & Kaoru – weirdo's
16. Pull a George bush (Basically make whatever you say make no sense)
Niji – what you say is nothing is more important than the important things that are unimportant to important people
Rayne – Exactly, what I think is that nothing is right until the wrong, right thing is wrong but right then all thats wrong will be right up until it's wrong again.
Hikaru - *To Mori* do you have any idea what they're trying to say
Mori – I don't understand stupid
Kaoru – woo! Burn!
Niji – are you trying to insult my Saxophone with your wobberjaggle?
Hikaru & Kaoru – excuse me?
Rayne – if you're not going to listen the first time then why should we cockatoo?
Mori – Oh dear lord
17. lick the middle of all the oreos in the club and then put them all back
Hunny – eeew!
Hikaru & Kaoru – nice . . .
Mori - *trying to deal with an angry Hunny*
18. never make eye contact
OH! So NOW everyone's suspicious
19. never break eye contact
Hikaru and Mori - *shuffle shuffle*
Niji & Rayne – O_O
20. make Mori read all the MorixHunny fics
Mori – ew.
Hunny – would you really do that to me Takashi?
Mori – GAK! *shakes head vigorously*
Happy (3 days early) birthday CleverKitsune07! :D