Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the hosts
*Niji does not own Ouran*
(To SnOandZnT – SHIIIIIIIT! Do you want me to make something for you? I completely missed it! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!)
Tamaki (Revisited because the first chappie was crapness)
after him screaming "RAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEN!"
Me – BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tamaki – NO! I HAD MY TURN GO AWAAAAAY!
Me – BUT YOU'RE SO FUN TO ANNOY, BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2. tell him that Haruhi chose Hikaru
Tamaki – NO! MY BABY! SHE'S DATING A PERVERT!
Hikaru – WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PERVERT, PERVERT?
Tamki – YOU!
Haruhi – what's going on?
Tamaki – YOU CAN'T GO OUT WITH HIKARU!
Haruhi – I'm . . . Not . . . as far as I know. . .
Tamaki – Oh!
Me – anyways, you should know Hikaru's mine
Hikaru – since when?
Me - :P
Hikaru – EW! Would you stop licking me?
Me – now you have my DNA on you which makes you mine.
Hikaru - *facepalm*
3. hold a word for a long time
Me – Gay
Tamaki – EAR RAPE!
Kyouya – Didn't I explain the concept of ear rape in like chapter 3?
4. throw random things at him
Me - *throw book*
Tamaki – ow.
Me - *throw vase*
Tamaki – OW!
Me - *throws dildo*
Tamaki – WTF? EEEEW!
5. Call Tamaki (With Hikaru :)) and keep on insisting he's gay
Me - *calling and putting on Russian accent* Good evening I vood leik to speek to viktor von drachnshplaven
Tamaki – I'm sorry wrong number.
Me – vot is this? You are vot you say? Homosensual? *to Hikaru* VOT? Vot did yooo saeeey? Oh you are GAY!
Tamaki – Sorry wrong number.
Me – Vot is vrong vith you? I be looking for gay for years! You be pervect for my son, you get married tomorrow!
Tamaki – I'm not gay.
Me - *To Hikaru* VOT YOU SAY VLADAMIR? Oh so you want talk to gay man? Here youuuu go!
Hikaru - *To me* WTF am I supposed to do?
Me – talk dirty to him and put on a Russian accent
Hikaru – Eh hem, vot you say to gay sexies yes?
Me- pfft
Tamaki – erm. . .
Hikaru – you no vont Vladimir? You vont Vladdie to sexie you up! Vladdie vill sex you up till no tomorrow comes!
Tamaki – OKAY GOODBYE *hangs up*
Me – really? Sexies?
Hikaru – come on it was the best I could think of.
6. drown him in Chlorine
Me – BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tamaki – brrrrhhg!
Me - *pulls him out* There, now your hair's green.
Tamaki –NOOOOOO! WHY? BILLIE JEAN!
7. sing the same song over and over again
Me – this song is stuck inside my head . . .
Tamaki - *angry*
Me – this song is stuck inside my head and . . .
Tamaki - *:(*
Me – This song is stuck inside my head and it . . .
Tamaki – STFU!
Me – Tamaki has bad PMS!
Hikaru&Kaoru – PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS!
8. enrol him in a gay club
Tamaki –I HATE YOU
Me – I did this because I love you!
Tamaki – well I'm not going
Me – FUCK OFF,I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!
9. enrol him in a Justin beiber, Fred and Britney Spears fan club
Tamaki – FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK!
Me – Gahahahahhaa the JB fanclub sent you a poster a T-shirt and a Never say never cd LOL!
10. call him and . . .you know, just read the script.
Me - *calls Tamaki* hello?
Tamaki – Hello?
Me – are you Bill Clinton?
Tamaki – WHAT? NO! *starts ranting*
Me – you know what?
Tamaki – WHAT!
Me – *cries* do you know what it's like to be lied to :(
11. give him bunny ears with your fingers ;)
Tamaki – FUCK OFFFFFF!
12. Be HAPPY!
Tamaki – too. . . Much. . . Happiness. . .
13. add mabob to everyone's name to annoy them
Me – hey Tamamabob!
Tamaki – shut up
Me – Fine I'll go play with Hikamabob and Kaomabob
Hikaru &Kaoru – NO!
Me – then Hunnymabob and Morimabob are free aren't they
Hunny – NO NO NO!
Me – then Harumabob should be free
Haruhi – as soon as pigs fly
Me – so that leaves KYOUYAMABOB!
14. demand everyone calls you "your majesty"
Never happened
15. Pretend you're invisible
Me –YOU CANT SEE ME TEEHEE!
Tamaki - *grrrrr*
16. call him and ask him what the number for 911 is
17. laugh at everything he says
Tamaki –WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUNNY TO YOU?
18. Lick him
Tamaki – EW! PLEASE STICK TO LICKING HIKARU
Me – Okay
Hikaru *Hides*
20. skip a number
Tamaki – WHERE IS 19?