Sorry if these chapters seem a little out of order. (Last Time I have my dog to anything on my computer.)
Disclaimer: Tomorrow let's see if all my dreams come true! NCIS! Oh please Santa I've been good.
Presents, Palmer, and a Plan:
"Mom, can I please get up now?" Ziva called. Rivka shook her head, and Tony tossed Ziva a bottle of water, "What's this for?" she asked. "For the baby, maybe it'll get rid of his hiccups." He teased. Ziva smirked, "I do not think so." "Actually, Ziva that does sound like a good idea." Tony grinned as Rivka agreed at him; Ziva rolled her eyes and set it on the table. Rivka came and placed the back of hand on Ziva's forehead. "You're warmer than before!" She exclaimed. "I'm fine mom my back just hurts." Rivka flipped the collar of the sweatshirt Ziva was wearing. "This sweatshirt is probably raising your temperature! Take it off." She demanded. She was about to argue back when Rivka did it for her. The tank top she had on stretched around her abdomen, thankfully. "Where is Aunt Nettie?" she asked as she tried to use her arms to hide her stomach. "She and your friend, Ducky? He wanted to give her a tour of D.C." Rivka said.
Tony chuckled, "Uh oh a Nucky romance" Both Ziva and Rivka looked over at him curiously, "You know Nettie and Ducky put- you know never mind. Let's just be glad your aunt's name isn't Faith." Tony grumbled. "Oh." Ziva said catching on, Rivka however did not. "Anyway, speaking of your friends. We took the liberty of inviting them over; you know to get to know them better." Ziva fell from the couch in pure shock; her mother was trying to kill her. "Ziva!" Rivka said from the kitchen. "Are you okay?" Ziva nodded. "Just a, Leg cramp" Ziva said quickly gesturing for Tony to come over.
Tony began kneading her leg, when she leaned toward him and whispered in his ear, "She is trying to kill us." Tony nodded, "Abby texted me, she said Palmer was back from hawaii." Ziva groaned, "I just cleaned this carpet." "Ziva, are you okay?" Rivka asked concerned deeply. "Yes mother." Ziva grumbled. "You do not sound like it." "No, my back just hurts." Tony careful removed his hands from her leg and swiftly made his way to her back, "Better?" he asked. Ziva nodded, annoyed. Tony's hands gradually made their way to the middle of her back, for he was obviously looking for something. "Ooooooooo" he whispered. Ziva rolled her eyes, "I am braless Tony." Tony nodded, "I just figured that out."
Ziva reached back and pinched at the inside of his thigh until he chirped like a canary, "So mom, when are my friends getting here?" Rivka looked at her watch, "In about twenty minutes." Ziva's head snapped backward toward Tony, so hard she nearly got whip-plash. "We'll go get dressed then." Ziva said quickly grabbing Tony's hand. "And when you're done you can help me?" Rivka asked, and Ziva nodded furiously, "Of course, Mama." Ziva dragged Tony into her bedroom where she shut the door, quite loudly. "They are not coming over here." She whispered fiercely. "Well what do you want me to do?" Tony whispered back. "Fix it." Ziva hissed. "Okay, next week. You'll lose it, okay? Just pretend for a few more days." Ziva raised an eyebrow, "You are enjoying this aren't you?" she growled. "No." Tony shook his head. Ziva quickly grabbed his ear, "Okay! Okay! I like being able to rub all over to you without getting in trouble." Ziva smirked, "Most Men do."
Tony sneered, "Please." Ziva tossed him a shirt, "Put this on and go help my mother." Tony saluted her before turning to leave the room. He stepped back for a second to whisper in Ziva's ear, "Don't forget the bra." Ziva smacked him the pillow before he gladly left the room.
"Are they here yet?" Ziva asked when she appeared out of the bedroom in a jet black, short sleeve, maternity shirt and black jeans. "Ziva-leh. What is with you and all this black?" her mother asked. "Black is sliming." Tony whispered into Rivka's ear. "I heard that!" Ziva shouted as the doorbell rang. "Tony you're such an a**." Ziva said as she made her way to the door. "Ziva, please watch you language." Her mother said. "The child cannot hear me" Ziva argued back. "Actually, a fetus can hear in the mother's womb as early as 12 weeks." Tony said grinning. Ziva mouthed, "a**" to him before opening the door for Abby and Jenny.
"Bonjour!" Ziva said happily. Abby happily hugged her, trying extra hard not to squash her. "Hi Abby" "Hi Baby." Abby said as she waved to Ziva's stomach. Ziva rolled her eyes, before Jen hugged her, "What's up?" "Nothing" Ziva replied. "Where do you want us to put our coats?" Abby asked, and Ziva smirked. "Tony can show you since he's being so helpful today. Tony clapped for himself, "Thank You! Thank You!" Jenny stifled a laugh as Tony showed them where the hall closet was. "So where are the guys?" Ziva asked, when they returned. "Gibbs said he and McGee would be a little late because they're finishing up the case, but Palmer and Ducky are on their way. Ducky just had to stop somewhere and get you guys a present." Ziva looked at them inquisitively. "He's Ducky, he forgets." Abby whispered in Ziva's ear, and she nodded.
Rivka came over and introduced herself, before long Abby asked, "So, uh, what's for Dinner?" "Chicken and Rice. Is that okay?" Everybody answered and a series of "okay's" and "yes's" erupted. "Ziva, darling why don't you show them the nursery?" her mother insisted. Ziva struggled to get up, but eventually led them to the nursery.
As she walked in, Jen and Abby were still standing in the door way, shocked. "D***." Jenny muttered. Abby nodded in agreement. "D*** indeed." Ziva ran her hands over the crib as Jenny and Abby walked in, "It's beautiful, isn't it?" Ziva asked. "Yes ma'am." "What are the letters for?" Abby asked pointing to the bag on the floor. "Oh. You take them and you arrange them along the wall in your child's name." Ziva stated. "Have you and Tony thought of any names?" Abby inquired. "I kind of liked Aimee, but I really want a biblical name. Like Sarah or Leah." "I like Aimee." Jenny admitted. "Me too." "Ziva! Another one of your friends is here." Rivka called. "Bet you five bucks, Jimmy faints." Abby betted. "I'll take that bet." Ziva said, Jen just rolled her eyes. "Don't roll your eyes at me. If he doesn't we'll pay you twenty." Ziva said raising the bet higher. Jenny smirked and all three women shook.
"Hi. Jimmy" Ziva said as they walked out of the nursery into the living room. Jimmy who was texting somebody on his phone only waved, "One sec, Doctor Mallard is-." He looked up and never finished the sentence. Ziva sat on the arm of couch, slowly rubbing her stomach. "I-I-um-I." Tony wrapped his arm around Ziva's shoulder and kissed her lightly. Jimmy looked, horrified. While Jen and Abby tried their hardest to stifle their laughs, "What? Ziva didn't tell you? Show em' babe." Ziva raised her hand so Palmer could see the ring. "And now" He rubbed her stomach vigorously, "A little DiNozzo. Well Two, actually but. Great News! They're boys!" Palmer's eyes rolled to back of his head before he, fainted.