HEY! I'm sorry, this is really overdue DX
I was busy animating and whatnot
Today: RENGE!
*evil smile*
1. Diss the French
Me : I HATE FRENCH! I mean I have beem taking it for two years and I still cant get Je poo or whatever it is.
Renge: IT'S JE PU! NOT F*CKING JE POOOOOO!
Me: is there a difference?
Renge: A MAJOR ONE!
2. Jam a leek in her motor
Me: *evilness*
Renge: OH HO HO HO HO. . .HO . . . HO. . .HO?
3. Take away all her Uki doki (Bad spelling) stuff
Me: she takes addiction to a whole new level.
Renge; GIMME GIMME GIMME!
4. Tell her that Kyouya masturbates to her laughter
It was very awkward. for her.
5. make her read all the rated M RengexNekozowa smuts/lemons
Renge: I feel so horny right now
Me: O_o
6. make her do the capirinha (meme, look it up XD)
Renge: does . . . this. . . music . . . ever. . . stop?
Me: nope, keep going.
7. Whisper "Otaku" in her ear randomly
Renge: *SHIVER*
8. Interupt her speech
Renge: and what I have to say is-
Me: PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM BANANA MUFFIN CAT!
Renge: *medusa tranformation go*
Me: TAKE HARUHI *throws Haruhi at Renge*
Tamaki: NO! MY PRECIOUS!
9. Burst into dance around her
Me: *Dancing my ass off*
Renge: *Trying to get a restraining order*
10. self explanatory
Renge: Hello!
Me: Oh, I see the assassins haven't come for you yet, damn. I payed a lot of money for them!
Renge: O_o
Me: oh and word of advice, anything that's either green, sticky or smells funny is perfectly harmless
Renge: Right . . .
11. also self explanatory
Renge: *powerful motor* OH HO HO HO HO HO
Me: oh I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
Renge: Grrrr
12. ditto
me: I like you
Renge: Well I don't like you
Me: you remind me of when I was young and stupid
Renge: But you're younger than me
Me: my point exactly
13. same
Renge: YOU ARE SO RUDE!
Me: *infuriatingly calm* I'm not rude, you're just insignificant.
14. get your own office
Renge: what is with this office?
Me: it's not an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting
15. critique her Cosplay
Me: whatever look you were going for, you missed it. By a long shot.
Renge: I NOW CHRISTEN YOU THE ANNOYING TYPE!
Me: I'm not annoying, I'm challenged
16. call her Geometrically challenged then let her figure it out for herself
Renge: *just figured it out*
Me: (TEEHEE)
17. pull a random
Me: you know if you were a type of bean, I know exactly what bean you would've been.
Renge: Oh yeah? which one?
Me: LES-BEAN! *runs away laughing* (for all you slow people, les-bian)
Renge: eh? *Figures out* NIJI!
18. Act stressed
Renge: Stop being stressed, you're more annoying than usual.
Me: IM NOT STRESSED, STRESSED IS WHEN YOU WAKE UP SCREAMING AND THEN NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T FALLEN ASLEEP YET!
19. Make her cosplay as a dog
Me: now if I throw a stick will you leave?
Renge: F*CK OFF
20. make a list of ways to annoy Renge
Renge: OH LA LA TU EST TRES ENNUYEUX!
Me: SHE SO CALLED ME FAT!
Tamaki: No, she didn't dumbass
Hikaru: well she obviously did, plain as . . .
Kaoru: you're not very good at this
Hikaru: AS CURTAINS!
Haruhi: *FACEPALM*
Major fail on my part for delaying, soz XP