I asked for 30 and 3 extra. I think you all deserve a treat, so here's Tony's big surprise
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Dying But Surprisingly Not Lying
Tony stepped out of a Jet black Ford Escape with a huge grin on his face as Ziva walked out of the house her mouth wide open. "Careful, you might catch a fly." Tony teased. "You bought a car?" she asked stunned, Tony pointed to Aunt Nettie, "Your Aunt bought the car." He explained before running his hands over the doors. "6 speed automatic engine, heated front seats. It's a man's dream." He said in full stun mode. "You bought a car." Ziva said again, as Rivka walked outside next to her. "Nettie, you bought them a car?" she asked just as stunned as Ziva. "What is the big deal? They needed a family car." Aunt Nettie emphasized as she climbed out of the car. "We bought a car seat also, so don't worry Ziv." Tony said too caught in the car to notice her new expression. "Are you goning to say thank you?" Aunt Nettie asked and Ziva hugged her gently, "Thank You." She said quietly . "You're Welcome." Aunt Nettie kissed both of her cheeks before taking more shopping bags from the car.
"Tony!" Ziva hissed and Tony looked up from the mirror, "Yeah Honey?" Ziva jerked her head back toward the house before walking in with him following she locked the door to their bedroom before grabbing a pillow and smothering him again. "Ziva!" he shouted muffled through the pillow. Ziva pushed him down onto the bed before she climbed on top of him and pressed the pillow down harder. "What'd I do?" he asked breathless when she removed the pillow form his face.
"You let her buy a car!" she whispered fiercely. "But she really likes me now." Tony whispered. Ziva fell back next to him and tore the device and gently tossed it to the ground. "Great now we gotta give back; a full nursery, these clothes, and a car." "I'm telling you getting pregnant would be much easier." Tony said adding a smirk to prove his point. Ziva gripped his ear until it was blood red, "Sorry, but I don't think so." There was a soft knock at the door before Rivka called, "Ziva, Tony. You must stop with all your activities, we have to get going." Ziva looked over at Tony who shrugged, "She gonna buy us a dog now too?" she said as she got up and opened the door. They met Aunt Nettie and her mother by the car where they both climbed in, so they followed suit.
"Where are we going?" Ziva asked as her mother got behind the wheel again, Tony gritted his teeth as he slid in next to her. This woman, was gonna drive his new car, NEW CAR. Oh, this was gonna be a long 9 months, he thought. "Well. I called your Obstetrician, but they didn't seem to have your appointment so I booked one for you." Aunt Nettie said as Rivka sped down the street. Ziva quickly grabbed her seat belt, "What?" she shouted. "You know, so we can make sure that cute little baby is okay." Rivka said as she glanced at Ziva through the rear view mirror. "Yes, But-." Tony covered her mouth with his hand. "They won't listen to us, they'll listen to the doctor." Ziva was about to argue back, when Tony pressed his hand tighter around her mouth, she sat back against the seat, but was still as stiff as board. They pulled up in front of a building it was smaller than the rest. Rivka ushered them all out and into the building and signed Ziva in.
Ziva bit her nail, as she waited for them to call her name. "This is going to be World War Three." She whispered. "Ziva. Dr. Channing will see you now." A nurse said from the front counter. Tony massaged her hand as the nurse lead them to a examination room. Ziva sat up the chair, as Tony gently patted her knuckles. A blonde haired doctor, who was extremely tall, walked in and her bright blue eyes matched Aunt Nettie's. "Hi, Ziva. I'm Dr. Channing but you call me Meg, if you want." Ziva looked uneasily at her as she pulled a seat up next to her. "So, uh, Ziva. Your mother says your about 3 and a half months along?" Ziva shook her head, "I kinda lied." Ziva said quietly. "How so?" Dr. Channing asked. "You see my aunt flew in because this dumbbo over here said he was my husband, and then she brought my mom with her and he told them I was pregnant and they bought all this stuff and, and. We're screwed." Ziva finished breathless. Dr. Channing, chuckles quietly, "What?" Ziva said. "Same thing happen to me and my fiance." "Well what happened?" Tony asked.
"We got married, and had two baby boys, Parker and Conner." Ziva smiled weakly, "I may not be that lucky." "So you're not pregnant?" Ziva nodded, "Do you mind if I check?" Ziva shook her head, uneasily. Dr. Channing moved, "Down There" as Ziva threw down her pants and underwear. Ziva scooted back onto the chair and set her feet on the pedistols, and rested her head against the headrest. Tony gently stroked her hand as she squeezed her eyes shut. "Mmm, you look f-…." Dr. Channing said. "What?" Ziva said looking up. "Nope, you're definatly pregnant." Ziva quickly sat up, "What!" she said astonished "I would say you're about 10 weeks along." Ziva shook her head in disbelief, "No." "But, let's just have a look see."
Dr. Channing placed a droplet of blue goo on Ziva's stomach, and placed a "wand" on top, she gently slid it around her stomach and stopped a little bit farther to the left. She turned the screen so Ziva and Tony could see. She pointed to the tiny little figure moving around the screen, even though is was still so small you could make out the head, and then tiny little arms and legs, flailing. "See, right there. That's your baby." Tony came and wiped the tears away from Ziva's eyes, a loud and fast paced thumping entered the room, "What's that?" Ziva croaked. "That's the heart beat." Dr. Channing whispered quietly. "The baby's heart beat?" She nodded, Tony kissed Ziva's head. "It's okay." he whispered gently to her. "I'm gonna go get some pictures for you guys before I ask you a couple of questions, okay?" Ziva silently nodded, and Dr. Channing left the room.
"This can't be happening." Ziva muttered. "What's wrong?" "Tony, I am an assassin. They do not have children." Tony gently took her chin and turned her face to him, "You're not an assassin, you're an NCIS agent." "No. I'm a liason for mossad." Tony kissed her nose, "Do you, Ziva Elaina David, not the assasin, want a baby?" Ziva pondered the thought for a long period of time, "…..Yes." she said finally. "Then, that's your answer. You're not an assassin. That part of you died when you came here." He kissed her head, "I know. And I promise."
Dr. Channing stepped back in and handed them printouts of the ultrasound, and then sat down on her swivel chair. "So let's talk." Ziva sat up and shrugged on her clothes. "Ziva, are you allergic to anything?""Not that I know of." "Do you remember when your last menstural cycle was?" Ziva shrugged, "Late October, the 21st." Dr. Channing nodded and turned some sort of wheel in her hand. "You have an August baby on your hands. Your due date is around July 28th." "Hot." Ziva muttered. "So, what symptoms have you had? Any morning sickness?" "Not often." "Headaches? Back Aches? Fatigue?" Ziva nodded. "What about Mood Swings?" Tony raised his hand, "Yes Tony?" Dr. Channing asked looking up at him. "I can answer that one for you. Yes Mood Swings, have been apart of our daily lives." Ziva playfully hit him, "It's true." He shrugged. "Higher Temperature?" "Sometimes." "Seems almost like a cold?" Ziva nodded, "Never suspected, if it weren't for my mother."
Dr. Channing stood and put on a stethascope. "I gotta make sure your lungs and heart are okay." Ziva nodded, Dr. Channing pressed the center piece to the her chest, "Take a deep breath from me. Good. Now slowly exhale. Good." She took the piece from her chest and set it in her pocket. "Sounds Good. Really Good." "That it?" Tony asked. "We just need a veil of blood, to uh, test for other illnesses that might plauge during pregnancy." "Sure." Ziva said as she rolled up her sleeve, Dr. Channing cleaned the area of the skin with an alcohol swap before perfecting the needle.
Ziva quickly grabbed Tony's hand as she came closer to her with the needle. "What a big bad-." He stopped himself from saying assassin. "woman ? Is afraid of needles?" he whispered into her ear. Ziva grinned, "Maybe." Tony caressed her gently as Dr. Channing drew twenty milliliters of blood. She placed a small patch on her arm, "You may feel a little sleepy after this, but it's completely normal." Ziva nodded. "All you need to do now, is schuduele an appointment for maybe a month later, and then you can go." "What's happening next month?" Tony asked as he helped Ziva down. "Maybe we can tell if it's a girl or boy next time." Ziva smiled. "If anything seems wrong, don't hesistate to call." She handed Tony a slip of paper, "For her pre-natal vitamins." Tony nodded understandingly.
They made their way out of the room where Ziva's mother and Aunt hounded them with questions, "Everything is Perfect." Dr. Channing emphasized as Tony talked with the receptionist. Ziva handed them the ultrasound photo's, and they gasped, "It's adorable." They breathed. Ziva nodded, "Mm-hmmm." "I'll see you next month Ziva." Dr. Channing said before she strolled down the hallway back down around another corner before she disapperead out of sight. Tony grabbed her hand, "Ready?" he said, and they all nodded. The older women made their way to the door quicker, than Tony and Ziva. "Gibbs is gonna be pissed." Ziva whispered. "Ziva." "Hmmm?" "Sometimes you need to shut up." "Isn't this how we got in this situation in the first place?"
Tony carried Ziva into the house and set her down gently on the couch, He removed her shoes and coat, before he slowly draped a blanket over her. "I am going to hang this in the nursury." Aunt Nettie whispered as she made her way over to the door. At the sound of the door closing, Ziva slowly opened her eyes. "Hey you're awake. You didn't even crack an eye when you're mother nearly hit that tree." Ziva smiled gently. "Can I get you anything?" he whispered. Ziva shook her head, no. "Just wanna go back to sleep?" She nodded. "Alright." He pushed back her hair and kissed her forehead. "See you when you wake up." "Tony." Rivka said, and Tony stood up from Ziva. "Nettie and I are going grocery shopping, will you be fine here by yourselves?" Tony nodded, "I'm having a baby. Not a baby." Rivka smiled before she and Nettie left quietly, careful not to wake Ziva. "Aimee." He whispered to himself. "Aimee" He whispered that repeatedly. He made his way over to the nursury and dug through the bag and pulled up all the letters he needed. He ran out and grabbed a hammer and quietly snuck back in and shut the door.
Ziva woke up a few hours later, and rubbed her arms as she stood up. The door to the nurusry was closed tight, so she softly knocked. "Tony?" she asked quietly. Tony poked his head out from the door, opening it a crack. "Yes Ziva darling?" "What's going on?" she asked. Tony slipped out of the room, "It's a surprise" he said covering her eyes. "What is it?" she asked as he pushed open the door. "Just wait. 5…4….3….2….1" Tony undercovered the her eyes. "What?" Ziva asked as she looked around the room. Her eyes glanced over at the where she saw the letters going along the way. "Tony." she breathed.
Aimee Genesis.
Tony gently stroked her stomach. "Do you like it?" Ziva nodded, "It's beautiful. But.. what if it's boy, we have all this girl stuff." Tony kissed her neck, "I have a gut feeling it's a girl." Tony said. "Well, I think it's a beautiful name, for our perfect little girl."
Indeed, their little girl was prefect.
Little Aimee Genesis DiNozzo was perfect. Or so they thought.
So what'd you think of big surprise ? All of you that have guesses Ziva was pregnant, congrats you were right.
Next time on Me, Me (FAKE) Husband, and My Crazy Aunt.
"My grandchild will not have a name I do not approve of! And I will not be lied too!" Eli roared.